Tuesday edition - September 30, 2008
Bailout rejected; new bill vowed
Republicans accuse speaker of shattering fragile bail-out
Voter hostility to bailout may have been key
sky really falling, or are they just trying to convince us? You know, Bush went
on TV -- he's always a guy who inspires confidence -- Wednesday night, and he
said, quote, 'America could slip into a financial panic. The economy is in great
danger.' And he held a flashlight under his chin." --Bill Maher
US military deaths in Iraq war at 4175 guardian.co.uk
Iraq: Doctors May Carry Guns New York Times
Gates: Troops staying in Iraq regardless of election CNN International
Gates criticizes eary Iraq war conduct
Iraq buys 12 US-made reconnaissance planes The Associated Press
Bush spoke about the Wall Street bailout yesterday, and he said, this is the
quote, 'if the money isn't loosened up, this sucker could go down.' So folks, if
we know nothing else at this point, at least we know that President Bush is
writing his own speeches." --Conan O'Brien
There has been a shoot-out
between Somali pirates on a hijacked cargo ship loaded with 33 tanks, the East
African Seafarers' Association says.
The maritime group's Andrew Mwangura told the BBC three men where shot in a row over tactics.
Scores Dead In Temple Stampede in India
An alarming number of suicides among Houston-based Army recruiters -- including two in recent weeks -- has prompted calls by a senator and veterans' advocates for closer scrutiny of high-stress recruiting duty during wartime.
"Now the political season is affecting Halloween. It's even affecting Halloween in this country. Just read this, one of the most popular Halloween masks this year is the Sarah Palin mask. Yeah, remember this, kids. If you dress up as Sarah Palin, you're not allowed to talk to anyone who is dressed up as a reporter. Stay clear of them." --Conan O'Brien
Palin Gets Ready For Eagerly Awaited Debate With Biden
Lawyer to Continue Inquiry Into Prosecutor's Firing
Turncoat contractor due to testify against Stevens
Local pastor defies IRS code, preaches politics from pulpit Gary Post Tribune, IN
"A farmer in Ohio has carved a corn maze in his field in the likeness of Sarah Palin. The way it works? You you enter and suddenly realize you're way over your head." --Amy Poehler
Gov. Sarah Palin said Monday that her comment about attacking terrorist targets in Pakistan, which appeared to contradict the position of GOP presidential nominee John McCain, was a response to a "gotcha" question from a voter...McCain, who sat with Palin, said in Monday's interview that he understands "the day and age of 'gotcha' journalism.
Sarah Palin OWNED
by Jack Cafferty
Obama bets on gaming reports Chicago Tribune
Aussie bets $50000 on Obama win
Do Polls Miss Obama Voters With No Land Line? U.S. News & World Report
"The three presidential debates, I was not aware of this, will be held in three different states. Mississippi, New York and Tennessee. And fortunately, John McCain has a home in each one. So that's good." --David Letterman
Oil plunges $10 as US bailout plan voted down
Dow, Nasdaq dive as bailout bill fails San Jose Mercury News
Europe Braces for Slide After Sharp Drop in Asia New York Times
European banks: Dexia the latest to be bailed out guardian.co.uk
The Good News Is The 777 Point Drop in the Stock Market Is Not The Worst Ever!
Even before the opening
bell, Monday looked ugly.
But by the time that bell sounded again on the New York Stock Exchange, seven and a half frantic hours later, $1.2 trillion had vanished from the U.S. stock market....But in percentage terms, it was only the 17th-biggest decline for the Dow, far less severe than the 20-plus percent drops seen on Black Monday in 1987 and before the Great Depression.
Bush Gives Another Speech
President Bush, seeking to
send a signal of resolve to Wall Street and near-emergency to Congress, said
today the nation's economy was facing a "critical moment" and that without a
legislative rescue "the consequences will grow worse each day."
"Congress must act," he said. "Our economy is depending on decisive action from the government."
His remarks came a day after the House rejected the $700-billion bailout plan crafted over the weekend, and the stock market tumbled dramatically, with the Dow Jones Industrial Average posting a nearly 778-point loss.
good news, the crime rate is down. Isn't that amazing? Less banks are being
robbed. Well, sure. A, there's less banks. B, the banks don't have any money
left. And C, nobody's got gas money for the getaway car. So, right there, crime
is down!" --Jay Leno
Defense contractor claims immunity in Iraq torture Seattle Times
"The U.S. Mint announced this week they are redesigning the penny. Have you seen it? It looks exactly like the old dollar."- Jay Leno
Hell Mars Freezes
Icy snow falls from high in
Mars's atmosphere and may even reach the planet's surface, scientists working
with NASA's Phoenix lander reported yesterday.
Laser instruments aboard the lander detected the snow in clouds about 2 1/2 miles above the surface and followed the precipitation as it fell more than a mile. But because of limitations with the technology, it was unclear whether any of the powdery stuff made it all the way to the surface.
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