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Wednesday edition - May 11, 2011

 

 

 

 

AP-Gfk poll: Obama approval hits 60 percent

 President Barack Obama's approval rating has hit its highest point in two years — 60 percent — and more than half of Americans now say he deserves to be re-elected, according to an Associated Press-GfK poll taken after U.S. forces killed al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden.
 

 

Obama mocks Republican position on immigration

President Barack Obama on Tuesday stood at the U.S.-Mexico border for the first time since winning the White House and declared it more secure than ever. He mocked Republican lawmakers for blocking immigration over border security alone, saying they won't be happy until they get a moat with alligators along the border.

 

Obama 'to deliver speech to Muslim world'
WASHINGTON (AFP) - President Barack Obama will deliver a speech reaching out to the Muslim world, in the aftermath of the killing of Osama bin Laden and amid ongoing unrest in the Middle East and North Africa, the Wall Street Journal reported Wednesday

 


 

Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Rice had eight years to get Osama. They went after Saddam instead and now they are trying to claim credit for Obama's victory that he achieved in two short years. I think they're jealous as hell.

I'll take a high achiever at Harvard over a low achiever at Harvard as my president any day.

 


 

"In the wake of President Obama's decision to not release pictures of Osama bin Laden's body, a number of new conspiracy theories are surfacing claiming that bin Laden is not really dead. Which means Barack Obama will go down in history as the first black person ever to have to prove that he killed someone." –Seth Meyers
 

 


 

 


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Majority of GOP Wants a Third Party

 

Fifty-two percent of Republicans want a major third party to compete with Democrats and the GOP, according to a Gallup poll released Monday. An even larger percentage of Tea Partiers, 60 percent, want a new party.

 


Email:

Subject: I'm so glad that you are back online

 

Dearest Lisa,
And I do mean dearest.
Do tell, what enabled you to reincarnate All Hat No Cattle?
Alexi


Obama capped Osama.
Quick, efficient and without any cowboy braggadocio.
Amidst all the crapola I am dealing with (believe me, you don’t want to know) all I could think about was 911 when I heard of Osama's death.
I not only thought about 911 but I remembered a touching email I received shortly after 911 happened, from a resident of New York City. He said that he knew Americans were upset about what had devastated their country but they did not know the horrific feeling of being there. The feeling of wondering whether the air was safe to breathe in Manhattan, what to do with the dust that covered the contents of their homes, and how to find the time to grieve for their loved ones that were lost in the Twin Towers.
I received similar emails from D.C. and New Jersey.
I went to D.C. in April of 2002 to attend a fundraiser that www.bartcop.com  was holding for Julie Hiatt Steele, who was hounded and prosecuted by Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr during the Clinton impeachment campaign of 1998-99, and was facing severe financial and personal difficulties arising from Starr's vendetta against her.
Anyway, I drove by the Pentagon and my heart sank. I drove by again, and again and again.
To fully answer your question, Alexi, Obama inspired me and I am thrilled to be back online.
 

 


 


 

 

 Diseases of the soul are more dangerous and more numerous than those of the body. ~Cicero

 


 

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"The unemployment rate went up last month for the first time since November. But on the bright side, I hear a senior management position just opened up at al-Qaida." –Jimmy Fallon
 

 


 

 

 


 

Christiane Amanpour Made Eerie Allusion To Osama Bin Laden's Whereabouts On 'Real Time With Bill Maher' in 2008

 

...I just talked to somebody very knowledgeable—this woman, who is in America--- thinks that he’s in a villa, a nice comfortable villa  -- in Pakistan. Not a cave.
 


 

Michelle Bachman for President. As a comedian, all I can say is, where can I donate to this cause?- Bill Maher

 


 


"Newt Gingrich plans to announce his campaign for president this Wednesday. I don't know about his chances. I mean, I'm not saying Gingrich peaked in the '90s, but his campaign is being sponsored by Tamagotchis and Crystal Pepsi." –Jimmy Fallon
 

 


Book bags and Bullets

 

Republicans in the Texas Senate on Monday approved allowing concealed handgun license holders to carry weapons into public college buildings and classrooms, moving forward on a measure that had stalled until supporters tacked it on to a universities spending bill.
 


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If You Can't Beat Them, Buy Them

 

A conservative billionaire who opposes government meddling in business has bought a rare commodity: the right to interfere in faculty hiring at a publicly funded university.

A foundation bankrolled by Libertarian businessman Charles G. Koch has pledged $1.5 million for positions in Florida State University's economics department. In return, his representatives get to screen and sign off on any hires for a new program promoting "political economy and free enterprise."

 

I'm ashamed that my university would be bought out.

 


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In this photo provided by Breitling, Swiss adventurer Yves Rossy is seen during his flight over the Grand Canyon in Arizona on Saturday, May 7, 2011, in his custom-built jet suit. The 51-year-old Rossy was airborne for more than eight minutes, soaring 200 feet above the canyon rim on the Hualapai Reservation. Rossy's sponsor, Swiss watchmaker Breitling, announced the successful flight Tuesday, May 10, 2011. Photo/Breitling,Alain Ernoult

 

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