Monday - March 27, 2006


Call for censuring Bush boosts Feingold
Cleveland Plain Dealer, OH - 3-27-06
... Russ Feingold's call for censuring President Bush, the idea is increasing his standing among many Democratic voters as he ponders a bid for the party's ...



Bush Was Set on Path to War, Memo by British Adviser Says
New York Times, United States - 3-27-06
... the United States was determined to invade Iraq, and that the "intelligence and facts were being fixed around the policy" by the Bush administration to ...

Immigration Showdown In Washington
CBS News - 3-27-06
(CBS/AP) The Senate takes up the hot-button issue of immigration Monday, after a weekend of rallies drew hundreds of thousands of people protesting attempts to toughen laws against illegal immigrants.


I had a dream. Censure + Full Impeachment = Federal Prison



Why does President Bush focus only on the negative things that happened on Sept. 11, 2001, instead of all the good things that happened in our country that day? -- Zing!





The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


"Our new national debt is $9 trillion, not million, not billion. To put $9 trillion in perspective, that is more than Oprah makes in a week. It works out to about $30,000 in debt to every single American, including kids. In other words, the government has borrowed $30,000 from each of us and blown it all on Hummers and grenade launchers. It's like we're all married to Kevin Federline." -- Jimmy Kimmel


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The Singing Dick


U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney on Friday rejected charges by Democrats that the Bush administration was mishandling Iraq and said: "If they are competent to fight this war, then I ought to be singing on American Idol."




Upon release, Afghan Christian convert will come to American to become a Republican. -- Grant Gerver



Republican Shenanigans




With her own $10 million contribution, I worry Katherine Harris will unduly influence herself. -- Zing!









All Politics Is Local


Wildfires that have scorched Oklahoma for the past five months have become a hot political issue as rural volunteer fire departments turn to state lawmakers for help.

The Legislature's failure to help firefighters may have hastened a political meltdown within the state House's Republican caucus that culminated last week with the resignation of Representative Lance Cargill as floor leader.




Rock-The-Voter News






Respect a Hero - Winston-Salem Journal, NC



The Iraqi response to President Bush's war optimism: "Heads will roll!" -- Grant Gerver 





Golfing With Condi


 Teenage golfer Michelle Wie couldn't believe she played golf with one of her role models, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.

I was like, 'Oh, my God, it's the secretary of state. They put me in charge of driving her around'' in a golf cart, Wie told Time magazine for its issue on newsstands today.



Good News




The Top 10 Conservative Idiots, No. 238





Biz-Tech News


God, all that war and still no oil? -- Grant Gerver



Bush-Prison-Torture News


The Hitler vs. Coulter Quiz






"The Democrats have had no message, no leadership, and they keep blowing every opportunity we give them. And I've told my Democratic friends, if nothing else, just keep your mouths shut and just let us self-destruct. But they won't even let us do that." --Sen. Chuck Hagel (R-Neb.)



Go-F*ck-Yourself News



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Odd News


A three-month-old baby pygmy hippopotamus swims by his grazing mother at Henry Doorly Zoo Friday, March 24, 2006, in Omaha, Neb. Zoo visitors will be able to view the baby hippo for the first time on Friday. (Photo/Nati Harnik)