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Friday edition - May 27, 2011




MSNBC's double standard on Ed Schultz's 'slut' disgrace‎
The Guardian
Radio talkshow host Laura Ingraham: liberal network MSNBC moved to suspend Ed Schultz after his offensively sexist remarks about the rightwing radio...


Is Sarah Palin Pulling A Donald Trump?
New York Times (blog)
Or perhaps setting the stage for a new reality show on The Learning Channel - “Sarah Palin and her family on the road across America?

New Book Shows Vindictive Side of Palin: Author
NBC San Diego - Steven Luke - ‎May 26, 2011‎
A Del Mar author who teamed up with one of Sarah Palin's top aides to write a new tell-all book said the former Alaskan governor and vice-presidential hopeful has a vindictive personality. "If she perceived a slight she


"One of Sarah Palin's supporters is about to release a documentary about her called 'The Undefeated.' That's like a documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger called 'The Faithful.'" -Jimmy Fallon



Italy: They can't even predict who Berlusconi is going to grope next


Earthquake prediction can be a grave, and faulty science, and in the case of Italian seismologists who are being tried for the manslaughter of the people who died in the 2009 L'Aquila quake, it can have legal consequences...But most scientists would agree it's not their fault they couldn't predict the wrath of Mother Nature.


"President Obama is on a visit to England. He told the Queen yesterday, 'I like your tea parties much better than the ones we have in America.'" –Jay Leno




Republican Shenanigans


Last March 16, Meghan McCain to Laura Ingraham: “Kiss my fat ass”


Unions Win Over Governor's Lack Of Legal Knowledge


In yet another twist in Wisconsin's bitter fight over the unions, a judge Thursday struck down the Republican-sponsored bill to strip most public workers of their collective bargaining rights, moving the battle to the state Supreme Court.

Dane County Circuit Judge Maryann Sumi ruled the Legislature violated the state's open meetings law in approving the bill championed by Republican Gov. Scott Walker that sparked massive protests and the flight of 14 Democratic senators to Illinois in a futile effort to prevent its passage.




"Rudy Giuliani says he may run for President. So now we're up to 7 candidates and 35 ex-wives." –Jimmy Fallon


Rock-The-Voter News


"Now the pastor guy says the Apocalypse will be October 21. I know some people are saying, 'What if I had tickets for Saturday's Apocalypse?' Will those tickets will still be good for October?'" –David Letterman




Making The Rich Richer


N.C. House bill would raise rate on small loans up to 36%

Interest rates for some small consumer loans would more than double under a bill that cleared the House banking committee Thursday — despite opposition from consumer groups and top commanders of the state’s military bases.


Business-Tech News





Dick Cheney Explains Why He Really Worships Paul Ryan



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Slinkachu is a well-known street-artist, but not in the traditional sense. He leaves tiny hand-painted figurines in the city. The effect of seeing delicatefigurines left alone in the big, scary city works surprisingly well.  In this photo, entitled 'Background Noise,' a man attempts to drown out the sounds of the city. More Photos:


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