TGIF/Weekend edition - January 15-17, 2010
House slams right-wing comments over Haiti
Yahoo! News - 1-15-10
Mr. Robertson’s theory that Haitian slaves made a “pact with the devil” 200 years ago in order to free themselves from the hated clutches of Napoleon Bonaparte's regime...got the usual chuckles of disbelief among local intelligentsia about American culture.
Michelle Obama on Sarah Palin
Gee, what ever happened to Compassionate Conservatism?
Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she's
not under-qualified for." –David Letterman
US missile strike kills 16 in Pakistan Los Angeles Times
In early 2008, an official
at the U.S. Department of Homeland Security sent a report to his superiors
detailing what he called "the most significant development in the criminal
exploitation of aircraft since 9/11."
The document warned that a growing fleet of rogue jet aircraft was regularly crisscrossing the Atlantic Ocean.
Palin is joining Fox News. The new slogan is 'hair and unbalanced.'" –David
Palin will be a regular contributor to Fox News. She signed a three-year
contract, which means she should be there for, what, six months?" –Jimmy
Sarah Does A Flip Flop?
The former governor's upcoming speech at a liquor convention in Las Vegas doesn't square with her previous efforts to dry out Alaska.
Texas GOP gov. candidates clash over taxes, jobs Dallas Morning News
South Carolina: Governor Censured by State House New York Times
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, what a moron this guy is. He's in trouble
after saying he's 'blacker than Barack Obama.' Barack Obama? He's not even
blacker than Sammy Sosa." –Jay Leno
Strom Thurmond’s Ghost Returns to Give His ‘Reid’ on Harry
By Don Davis
course, the big political story, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid got himself
in hot water during the election, when he described Barack Obama as a
'light-skinned' African-American 'with no negro dialect.' See, that may explain
why Reid was the Senate majority leader and not the Senate minority leader." –Jay
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Google is prepared to take on the Chinese government over the issue of censorship. I think I like Google's State Department better than the US's. - Will Durst
David Letterman's Top Ten
Highlights of Sarah Palin's First Day At FOX News
10. Ruined office floor by drilling for oil.
9. Detached a retina from winking at the camera.
8. Got confused -- thought she signed with QVC.
7. Pistol-whipped three guys who called her "Tina."
6. Released a statement saying she won't follow Leno.
5. At lunchtime, Todd picked her up driving snowmobile through lobby.
4. Sad to learn there was no actual fox to hunt.
3. Hosted a "Fire Dave" roundtable.
2. Actually found a place with more white people than Alaska.
1. Announced plans to run for President in 2010 .
According to Steve Schmidt, Sarah Palin said her choice as VP nominee was part of God's plan. Apparently, God has a great sense of humor.- Will Durst
"President Obama's approval rating is down to 46 percent. But the White House has an idea for how to get it back up again. What they're going to do is bring back Bush and Cheney for a week." –Jimmy Kimmel
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Rosie O'Donnell, Jimmy Kimmel slam Jay Leno over 'Tonight Show' battle New York Daily News
To Help You Deflate Photo
Westheimer(C) stands in front of wax figures of US President Barack Obama and
First Lady Michelle Obama at Madame Tussauds in Washington,DC. Dr Ruth will
serve as honorary US Secretary of Love and Relations during the month of
February -- the month of Valentine's Day -- with the brief to "jump-start the
District's love economy."
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