TGIF/Weekend edition - January 15-17, 2010



White House slams right-wing comments over Haiti
Haiti News - 1-15-10
White House spokesman Robert Gibbs derided as 'stupid' a series of insensitive remarks made by two conservative commentators relating to the tragic


 Pat Robertson Haiti comments: French view theory with disbelief

Yahoo! News - 1-15-10

Mr. Robertson’s theory that Haitian slaves made a “pact with the devil” 200 years ago in order to free themselves from the hated clutches of Napoleon Bonaparte's the usual chuckles of disbelief among local intelligentsia about American culture.

Michelle Obama on Sarah Palin
Chicago Sun-Times (blog) - Lynn Sweet - ‎1-15-10‎
... reflecting on her first year and looking ahead to 2010, was asked near the end of the hour, "just what do you make of Sarah Palin?


Gee, what ever happened to Compassionate Conservatism?



"Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she's not under-qualified for." –David Letterman



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Rogue Jets?


In early 2008, an official at the U.S. Department of Homeland Security sent a report to his superiors detailing what he called "the most significant development in the criminal exploitation of aircraft since 9/11."

The document warned that a growing fleet of rogue jet aircraft was regularly crisscrossing the Atlantic Ocean.


"Sarah Palin is joining Fox News. The new slogan is 'hair and unbalanced.'" –David Letterman




Disturbing News




"Sarah Palin will be a regular contributor to Fox News. She signed a three-year contract, which means she should be there for, what, six months?" –Jimmy Kimmel

Sarah Does A Flip Flop?


The former governor's upcoming speech at a liquor convention in Las Vegas doesn't square with her previous efforts to dry out Alaska.








Republican-Shenanigans News


"Impeached Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, what a moron this guy is. He's in trouble after saying he's 'blacker than Barack Obama.' Barack Obama? He's not even blacker than Sammy Sosa." –Jay Leno


Strom Thurmond’s Ghost Returns to Give His ‘Reid’ on Harry

By Don Davis




Rock-The-Voter News


"Well of course, the big political story, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid got himself in hot water during the election, when he described Barack Obama as a 'light-skinned' African-American 'with no negro dialect.' See, that may explain why Reid was the Senate majority leader and not the Senate minority leader." –Jay Leno



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Biz-Tech News



Google is prepared to take on the Chinese government over the issue of censorship. I think I like Google's State Department better than the US's. - Will Durst




David Letterman's Top Ten Highlights of Sarah Palin's First Day At FOX News

10. Ruined office floor by drilling for oil.
9. Detached a retina from winking at the camera.
8. Got confused -- thought she signed with QVC.
7. Pistol-whipped three guys who called her "Tina."
6. Released a statement saying she won't follow Leno.
5. At lunchtime, Todd picked her up driving snowmobile through lobby.
4. Sad to learn there was no actual fox to hunt.
3. Hosted a "Fire Dave" roundtable.
2. Actually found a place with more white people than Alaska.
1. Announced plans to run for President in 2010 .



According to Steve Schmidt, Sarah Palin said her choice as VP nominee was part of God's plan. Apparently, God has a great sense of humor.

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According to Steve Schmidt, Sarah Palin said her choice as VP nominee was part of God's plan. Apparently, God has a great sense of humor.

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According to Steve Schmidt, Sarah Palin said her choice as VP nominee was part of God's plan. Apparently, God has a great sense of humor.- Will Durst


Bush-Prison-Torture News




"President Obama's approval rating is down to 46 percent. But the White House has an idea for how to get it back up again. What they're going to do is bring back Bush and Cheney for a week." –Jimmy Kimmel


Go-F**k-Yourself News


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Dr. Ruth Westheimer(C) stands in front of wax figures of US President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama at Madame Tussauds in Washington,DC. Dr Ruth will serve as honorary US Secretary of Love and Relations during the month of February -- the month of Valentine's Day -- with the brief to "jump-start the District's love economy."
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