Big thanks to Rick for the graphic
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. So does having no health insurance. - Grant "Brad" Gerver www.seriouskidding.com
Glenn
Beck, Keep Your Grubby Paws of Yom Kippur
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Obama v Letterman
Obama also had his most
irreverent answer yet on the question of whether some of the vitriolic reaction
to his health care plan is driven at least partly by racism.
Disturbing News
"Democratic Senator Max Baucus introduced his health care plan this week, to make it mandatory to get health insurance and ... you would fine people if you didn't get it. And if you didn't pay the fine, you'd go to jail. But the good news is, once you're in jail, free health care!" --Jay Leno
Lying For Money
South Carolina
Republican congressman Joe Wilson
has now raised over $2 million in campaign contributions since he shouted "You
lie!" at the president earlier this month.
Republican-Shenanigans News
Carrie Prejean. You know Carrie, the almost-Miss California. She spoke today at the Values Voters Summit. They have great speakers, like crazy Michele Bachmann is there this year, John Boehner, the unemployed Baldwin brother, token black guy and for that segment of the Republican party that finds Sarah Palin too intellectual, they got Carrie Prejean to speak this year. She said, God chose her to give that answer at the pageant against gay marriage. You know what, Carrie, if God is really that interested in what goes on at beauty pageants, he's gay." --Bill Maher
Teabaggers Say "Take Our Country Back", What They Mean Is "Take Our Country Back From The Black"
"If Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid thought that after 9/12 we'd just go away and give up, well then we have some bad news for them," organizers wrote in a blog item — singling out the president, Senate majority leader and House speaker — that was posted on the Tea Party Express Web site. "We're back, better than ever, and determined to TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK!"
Republican health care reform would allot vouchers for hand sanitizer to qualifying families. - Grant "Brad" Gerver www.seriouskidding.com
Rock-The-Voter News
The
Not-So-Frugal Traveler (Limerick)
"Right now in Washington, D.C., they're holding something called the Values Voters Summit. This is a gathering of conservative activists at the Omni Hotel. During the day, they get together and talk about values and politics, and then at night, they sneak hookers up to their hotel rooms. " --Jimmy Kimmel
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Biz-Tech News
"Well,
according to Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, he says the recession is
over. You know, where is that 'You lie!' guy when you need him?" --Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"Today,
what else is going on? Former Vice President Dick Cheney underwent minor surgery
on his back. The doctor told Cheney it's a simple operation, he'd be up and
having heart surgery in no time." --Conan O'Brien
Go-F**k-Yourself News
"Dick Cheney is having surgery today to relieve his lower back pain. And do you know how they administered the anesthesia? They just shot it right in his face." --Jimmy Fallon
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Odd News To Help You Deflate Photo
Frenchman
Herve Diebolt, a participant of the international World Beard and Moustache
Championships smiles in Gruendau near Frankfurt September 19, 2009. Over 160
participants compete in 17 categories of beard and moustache styles.
Peace.
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