Monday edition - January 26, 2009
Limbaugh: ‘I Want [Obama] to Fail!’
Franken Has the Lead, but Coleman Has His Day in Court
Putin Blames Bush for Ukraine Gas War, Is ‘Optimistic’ on Obama
I think its about time Rush started broadcasting, with our troops, from the frontlines in Iraq and Afghanistan. Dontcha think?
Or would his ingestion of OxyContin, for the treatment of that pilonidal cyst on his "deferred" ass,
numb him to his continued treasonous statements, about the president, blaring across our Armed Services radio?
The GOP elephants are getting angry. Very angry.
I took this picture right before the election. A wind storm had knocked the elephant off my front porch. It turned out to be a prophetic picture. Photo/Lisa Casey
It was announced today they’re coming
out with an official Inauguration Day DVD. And listen to this, it’s going to
contain a lot of extras, including the Supreme Court Justice John Roberts
blooper reel.- Jay Leno
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
Four U.S. soldiers killed in aircraft crash in Iraq Los Angeles Times
Fort Lewis soldier fatally hit by forklift in Iraq
Marines, sailors return from Iraq to Pendleton San Jose Mercury News
Iraq agrees to pay Kuwait Airways $300 million The Associated Press
Iraq's oil exports reach 56 mln barrels in December 2008 Xinhua, China
Layers of graffiti on walls tell history of Iraq war Kansas City Star, MO
Afghan roadside bombs hit record in 2008 USA Today
Let The Bipartisan Games Begin!
Congress is set to tackle the economy this week by considering President
Barack Obama's choice to head the Treasury Department and by acting on
legislation to spur economic growth.
Well, did you hear about this? Because of the flubbed oath of office the other day, Chief Justice John Roberts went over to the White House last night and gave Barack Obama the oath again. Some legal scholars were concerned that the oath was not given properly, we legally did not have anybody at the helm for 36 hours. Thirty-six hours? We haven’t had anybody at the helm for eight years.- Jay Leno
Iceland Melt Down
Iceland's prime minister says the island nation's coalition government has collapsed amid a deepening financial crisis.
And of course, this time when Chief Justice Roberts gave the oath, it was a lot more informal. Like instead of wearing his robe, Roberts just had on a Snuggie.- Jay Leno
See what Bush has inspired
Republicans step up criticism of Obama Los Angeles Times
George W. Bush proclaimed that he had not tarnished America’s relationships with foreign governments. As if to underscore the point, when his plane took off for Texas, Canada sent a 21-geese salute. - Laugh Lines
I love his beady little eyes. I love his Serbian shock of hair. I love his flaring nostrils. I love the way he jogs through the snow under indictment, like a stork in spandex trying to gallop
Banks May Need More, Biden Says Washington Post
Another Blagojevich Hits The Fan
Gov. Rod Blagojevich, taking his defense to television rather than his impeachment trial, lashed out at his accusers Monday and revealed he had considered naming Oprah Winfrey to the U.S. Senate.
This is a must watch
Earlier today, President Barack Obama, Vice President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton all appeared together at a press conference. But there was an awkward moment when both men realized they were wearing the same suit as Hillary. - Conan O"Brien
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Caterpillar Moves to Cut 20000 Jobs New York Times
Sprint job cuts to total 8000 CNNMoney.com
Mac trojan horse discovered in pirated Photoshop Macworld.com
Subject: CBS Video recommendation
How many stories like this and yours are there in America thanks to George Walker Bush and his cronies?
Thank you, Charles.
America's middle class is melting down. I know the feeling.
In another totally unsubstantiated report from Alaska, it seems that the Governor, gunning for grizzly bears from her airplane, accidentally shot a Piper cub. Laugh Lines
Not Zsa Zsa! She's Always Had Bad Luck With Men!
for Zsa Zsa Gabor says the
91-year-old actress may have lost as much as $10 million invested with
accused swindler Bernard Madoff.
Waiting For The Bailout Money To Trickle Down
Most congressional Democrats
say the quickest way to save homeowners like Troy Butler of Saginaw, Mich., is
to let them declare bankruptcy and allow judges to dictate new mortgage terms.
Easy, except the lenders that would absorb the pain — and lose control of any deals to ease the terms — do not want to get dragged into bankruptcy court by millions of overextended borrowers...
The People vs. Dick Cheney Mother Jones, CA
Surprised to hear that even though
they were empty, Pandora wanted her boxes back.
– Will Durst
Wouldn't it be nice if we're experiencing the early stages of a new Renaissance?
A must see for all of AHNC contributors
This is what you saved from possible foreclosure
Also included are some of your wonderful emails
AHNC is back in the saddle again due to your unprecedented response.
Excuse me while I genuflect at the altar of AHNC contributors.
Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
Chinese Welcome Year of the Ox
14-year-old boy impersonates cop, police say
Goat detained over armed robbery Reuters This is Binks,
French bulldog extraordinaire, catching up on the latest edition of All Hat No
Cattle. Binks is one of AHNC's extremely loyal contributors. He hopes you will
become one, too. Photo/Jonathan Peace is
closer than ever
Chinese Welcome Year of the Ox
14-year-old boy impersonates cop, police say Chicago Tribune
Goat detained over armed robbery Reuters
This is Binks, French bulldog extraordinaire, catching up on the latest edition of All Hat No Cattle. Binks is one of AHNC's extremely loyal contributors. He hopes you will become one, too.
Peace is closer than ever