"Some
pictures of President Obama posted on the internet seem to show the President
looking very thin. ... They say he looks too thin, but White House docs say not
to worry, Barack Obama's one of those guys who can eat whatever he wants and
still not gain weight. Yet another reason for Rush Limbaugh to hate him."
–Jay Leno
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
"Over
in Washington, President Obama called and congratulated Republican Bob McDonnell
today after he won the governorship in Virginia. Obama then moved Virginia to
the bottom of the swine flu vaccine waiting list." –Jimmy Fallon
Jon Stewart Channels Glenn Beck
Comedian
Jon Stewart channeled conservative TV and radio host Glenn Beck on "The Daily
Show" last night, offering his own conspiracy theories on the Fox News host's
absence this week.
Disturbing News
"Former
President Bush is in Japan, and he was met with protesters carrying signs that
said, 'Arrest Bush' and 'Bush is a war criminal.' Yeah. When he saw the signs,
Bush said, 'Thanks for making me feel at home. Appreciate it.'" –Conan
O'Brien
Red Flags Missed?
The military must answer for whether it missed warning signs when the Fort Hood shooting suspect performed poorly as a psychiatrist in a previous post, the Pentagon's former top doctor said Friday.
Republican-Shenanigans News
"There's
a new book that's coming out about Sarah Palin. And the book contains a copy of
the speech she would have given if John McCain had won and she had became vice
president. Yeah. The speech is entitled, 'Uh-oh.'" –Conan O'Brien
Email: Stephen Black skblack612@gmail.com Subject: Hello Lisa
Hello Lisa
I post falsities? Show me where. One instance. I doubt I'll ever hear from you.
Have you ever read the Bible and what Jesus has said? BLESSED
are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.
Jesus may just shift some bad karma to you for stating "falsities" about him.
Celebrating Sarah
In the wake of the upper-New York congressional election, politicians throughout the country are begging Palin, Pawlenty, Beck and Rush to campaign in their districts. These politicians are Democrats.- Laugh Lines
Rock-The-Voter News
She's Baaaaack
Carrie Prejean may be
hot, but she just isn't worth the hassle.
"Yesterday,
voters in the state of Maine voted no to gay marriage, but yes to medical
marijuana. That's right, people in Maine believe marriage should be a sacred
institution between a really stoned man and a really stoned woman." –Conan
O'Brien
Biz-Tech News
For Halloween, President Obama wore chinos, a white button down shirt and a crew neck sweater. Yeah. Apparently, Obama went as the whitest president in the history of the United States. –Conan O'Brien
Wall Streeters Get Swine Flu Vaccines
Some of New York's biggest companies, including Wall Street giants Goldman Sachs and Citigroup, received doses of swine flu vaccine for at-risk employees, drawing criticism that the hard-to-find vaccine is going first to the privileged.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Medical update: My test results showed that the big C has not spread. I should start treatment on Monday. YeeHaw.
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