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Wednesday edition - May 25, 2011


The Thorny Rose

 

 

Medicare key to shocking Dem win in NY House race

Kathy Hochul told her supporters they had picked the right issue to fight a Republican on long-held Republican turf.

The Democrat rode a wave of voter discontent over the national GOP's plan to change Medicare and overcame decades of GOP dominance here to capture Tuesday's special election in New York's 26th Congressional District.
 

Is Sarah Palin Moving to Arizona?

Scottsdale is buzzing over reports the ex-governor has purchased a million-dollar ranch. Shushannah Walshe reports on the paper trail, what the neighbors think—and whether McCain’s state will be Palin’s 2012 base

Americans want to "keep Medicaid as it is": survey

More than half of Americans do not want Medicaid funding cut and are skeptical of changing how the federal government funds the healthcare program for the poor, according to a Kaiser Family Foundation survey released on Wednesday.

 

 

Obama was in Ireland. He thought about buying a four-leaf clover for good luck, and then he looked at the field of Republican candidates and decided it wasn’t necessary.- Jimmy Fallon

 


 


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"President Obama visited the Irish village where his great-great-great-grandfather was born. Of course, that was always disputed by his great-great-great-grandfather's archrival, Donny McTrump." –Jimmy Fallon

 


 

Wow, God Wrote The Constitution. Who Knew?

 

 America's kids will be learning about the U.S. Constitution this coming school year with help from a decidedly conservative Idaho publishing house, if a tea party group gets its way... they'd like the teachers to use material from the Malta, Idaho-based National Center for Constitutional Studies, which promotes the Constitution as a divinely-inspired document.

 



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Republican Shenanigans


 

"A new law in Utah makes it illegal for a person to publicly touch their own genitals. In other words, Utah is never getting a major league baseball team." –Conan O'Brien
 


 

John Edwards Update

 

 

Federal prosecutors have completed a wide-ranging investigation into John Edwards' political dealings and could indict the two-time presidential candidate within days, a person familiar with the matter said Wednesday.

 


 

 


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"At first I felt bad for the people that sold everything they owned ahead of the apocalypse. But then I realized they're idiots. If the world did end, what would you do with the money you got?" –Jimmy Kimmel
 


 


Palin's Pugnacious Propaganda Pronto Premiere

 

A $1 million feature-length documentary about Sarah Palin is set to premiere in Iowa next month, a signal that the former Alaska governor is perhaps more serious about a potential 2012 presidential run than Republicans thought,,,.the two-hour film, called "The Undefeated," was produced after Palin and her staff approached conservative filmmaker Stephen Bannon ..

 


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"There are rumors Arnold Schwarzenegger may have had a second child with another woman. I can't believe Arnold would cheat on his mistress like that." –Jimmy Fallon
 


 

David Letterman's  Top 10 list of "Chapter Titles in Dick Cheney's Memoir"


10. "How to Shoot Friends and Influence People"

9. "They Call Me Bypass Booey"

8. "Man I Love Them Kardashian Sisters"

7. "Let a Sneer Be Your Umbrella"

6. "Why I Voted for John Kerry in 2004"

5. "My Lifelong Love Affair with Bacon"

4. "Clear!"

3. "The Time I Saw Rumsfeld Naked"

2. "Tuesdays with Moron"

1. "Being the Best Dick I Can Be"

 


 


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Odd News


 

In this Saturday, May 21, 2011 photo, New Zealand truck driver Steven McCormack gets treatment at Whakatane Hospital after an accident with an air hose in Whakatane, New Zealand. McCormack said he blew up like a balloon when he fell onto the fitting of a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock and forced air into his body at 100 pounds a square inch. Photo/ Whakatane Beacon, Samantha Motion

 

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