Click here to return to the Front Page of All Hat No Cattle

All Hat No Cattle laughs at people pretending to be something they're not. Toons and funny one liners to lessen the hard right blows.

New editions as often as possible - Online since 2000

 Daily Frontpage~   Archives~   You might be a right wing Republican if...~  What Liberal media?~   Republican Presidential Quotations~   Bush-Cheney Political Contributions~  Cream of the Crop LinksT-Shirts, Mugs and More~!    Please donate so I can put food on my family~ Subscribe to AHNC~ About AHNC~   Advertise on All Hat No Cattle Contact me and/or make a comment or tip  Copyright Notice


Wednesday edition - May 25, 2011

The Thorny Rose



Medicare key to shocking Dem win in NY House race

Kathy Hochul told her supporters they had picked the right issue to fight a Republican on long-held Republican turf.

The Democrat rode a wave of voter discontent over the national GOP's plan to change Medicare and overcame decades of GOP dominance here to capture Tuesday's special election in New York's 26th Congressional District.

Is Sarah Palin Moving to Arizona?

Scottsdale is buzzing over reports the ex-governor has purchased a million-dollar ranch. Shushannah Walshe reports on the paper trail, what the neighbors think—and whether McCain’s state will be Palin’s 2012 base

Americans want to "keep Medicaid as it is": survey

More than half of Americans do not want Medicaid funding cut and are skeptical of changing how the federal government funds the healthcare program for the poor, according to a Kaiser Family Foundation survey released on Wednesday.



Obama was in Ireland. He thought about buying a four-leaf clover for good luck, and then he looked at the field of Republican candidates and decided it wasn’t necessary.- Jimmy Fallon






"President Obama visited the Irish village where his great-great-great-grandfather was born. Of course, that was always disputed by his great-great-great-grandfather's archrival, Donny McTrump." –Jimmy Fallon



Wow, God Wrote The Constitution. Who Knew?


 America's kids will be learning about the U.S. Constitution this coming school year with help from a decidedly conservative Idaho publishing house, if a tea party group gets its way... they'd like the teachers to use material from the Malta, Idaho-based National Center for Constitutional Studies, which promotes the Constitution as a divinely-inspired document.





Republican Shenanigans


"A new law in Utah makes it illegal for a person to publicly touch their own genitals. In other words, Utah is never getting a major league baseball team." –Conan O'Brien


John Edwards Update



Federal prosecutors have completed a wide-ranging investigation into John Edwards' political dealings and could indict the two-time presidential candidate within days, a person familiar with the matter said Wednesday.




Rock-The-Voter News

All Hat No Cattle Gift Box




"At first I felt bad for the people that sold everything they owned ahead of the apocalypse. But then I realized they're idiots. If the world did end, what would you do with the money you got?" –Jimmy Kimmel


Palin's Pugnacious Propaganda Pronto Premiere


A $1 million feature-length documentary about Sarah Palin is set to premiere in Iowa next month, a signal that the former Alaska governor is perhaps more serious about a potential 2012 presidential run than Republicans thought,,,.the two-hour film, called "The Undefeated," was produced after Palin and her staff approached conservative filmmaker Stephen Bannon ..


Business News




"There are rumors Arnold Schwarzenegger may have had a second child with another woman. I can't believe Arnold would cheat on his mistress like that." –Jimmy Fallon


David Letterman's  Top 10 list of "Chapter Titles in Dick Cheney's Memoir"

10. "How to Shoot Friends and Influence People"

9. "They Call Me Bypass Booey"

8. "Man I Love Them Kardashian Sisters"

7. "Let a Sneer Be Your Umbrella"

6. "Why I Voted for John Kerry in 2004"

5. "My Lifelong Love Affair with Bacon"

4. "Clear!"

3. "The Time I Saw Rumsfeld Naked"

2. "Tuesdays with Moron"

1. "Being the Best Dick I Can Be"



Only $2245 to Go!


 Optimism Rules.



Thank you, John, who is an always generous supporter of AHNC:


Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312


 Email me




Odd News


In this Saturday, May 21, 2011 photo, New Zealand truck driver Steven McCormack gets treatment at Whakatane Hospital after an accident with an air hose in Whakatane, New Zealand. McCormack said he blew up like a balloon when he fell onto the fitting of a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock and forced air into his body at 100 pounds a square inch. Photo/ Whakatane Beacon, Samantha Motion




Recent Posts


September 2011


August 2011


July 2011



June 2011

May 2011


April 2011

Click here for archives back to 2000


Please click here to get the help you deserve


Learn a foreign language resource site. Click here for more information


Please click here for an offbeat look at the hot-button issues of the day




Talking Points Memo
Daily Show
The Reliable Source







Government Sites

U.S. Senate

House of Representatives

US Supreme Court


U.S. House of Representatives
U.S. Senate
Congressional Information Center
Congressional Directory
Executive Cabinet and Agency Search
Current Issues and Legislation
Today's House Schedule
Today's Senate Schedule
Today's Committee Meetings Schedule
House Calendar
Senate Executive Calendar
Capitol Hearings

White House
Dept. of State
Dept. of the Treasury
Dept. of Defense
Dept. of Justice
Dept. of Homeland Security
Campaign Finance Database
Federal Communications Commission
State of the Union Archive

U.S. Supreme Court
Federal Judicial Center
Find Law
House Judiciary Cmte.
National Center for State Courts
Senate Judiciary Cmte.
Solicitor General
U.S. Courts Links
U.S. Dept. of Justice
U.S. Tax Court
Chief Justice Federal Judiciary Year-End Report Archive

National Association of Counties (NACo)
National Conference of State Legislatures
National Governors Association (NGA)
National League of Cities
U.S. Conference of Mayors


"Lisa, Congrats on your sweep! As George Bush might have said, 'Lucky me, I hit the trifecta.' Seriously, I'm glad to be able to salute you and all the great laughs you provide." - Daniel Kurtzman, Guide to Political Humor.







Daily Frontpage   Archives     You might be a right wing Republican if..What Liberal Media?   Republican Presidential Quotations   Bush-Cheney Political Contributions   Cream of the Crop Links  T-Shirts, Mugs and More    Please donate so I can put food on my family  Subscribe to AHNC About AHNC   Advertise on All Hat No Cattle  Contact me  Copyright Notice

Visitors to All Hat No Cattle since December 2000

Hit Counter