Thursday edition - May 8, 2008

 

 

 

 

Rush Limbaugh says he backs Obama
CNN - 5-8-08
He has publicly urged Republicans to vote for Sen. Hillary Clinton to keep the divisive Democratic nomination fight alive, but talk radio host Rush Limbaugh said Wednesday he really wants Sen. Barack Obama to be the party's nominee.
 

Russian Parliament Confirms Putin as Prime Minister
 Voice of America - 5-8-08
By VOA News The Russian parliament has confirmed Vladimir Putin as prime minister, one day after Dmitri Medvedev was inaugurated as the country's president

Pelosi: Democratic race should go on
CNN International - 5-8-08
(CNN) -- The race for the Democratic presidential nomination is "alive and well" and must continue, according to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

 

Ponder this: Rush followers probably use as much OxyContin as he does.

 

 

"How about the presidential Democratic campaign, the primaries? Whoa, are you kidding me? I mean, today they're in Indiana. My home state. And also North Carolina. And then, after that, they go to Canada. And then after the Canadian primaries, they go to Europe. They do the European [primaries], and the election is still three years away." --David Letterman

 

 

 

 

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam

 

"The government started mailing out those rebate checks. You get 600 bucks, plus $300 for every child you have. Finally, some good news for those Texas polygamists." --Jay Leno

 

Jon Stewart, Journalist?

 

If you flip on "The Daily Show" on Comedy Central expecting just laughs, think again. A new study shows the popular late night "news" report is giving more news-related offerings than people might think.

The study from the Project for Excellence in Journalism, which analyzed 136 episodes, indicates Stewart may have as much David Brinkley in him as David Letterman.
 

 

 

 

 

 

Disturbing News

Anthrax Update

 

A lawsuit seeking to hold the federal government and a private laboratory responsible for the 2001 anthrax death of a Boca Raton photo editor went to the Florida Supreme Court on Monday.
 

 

 

 

Email

Subject: Hillary should quit

 

Lisa,

Hillary should quit. Obama should NOT ask her to be VP. She has high negatives.

Democrats need to unite behind Obama 100%.

End of story.

Love your site.

Kathy,Atlanta,GA

 

Thanks for writing, Kathy.

 

OK, if Hillary quits today, here are three possible scenarios.

  1. Hillary quits, Obama does not offer her the VP slot and Hillary supporters move to Mexico and Canada.

  2. Hillary quits, does not accept the VP slot and she'll be painted as a sore loser/bitch by the media.

  3. Hillary quits, Obama immediately offers her the VP slot and it's Obama, Hillary and Bill going after John McCain.

 

I wonder what Obama will do?

 

 

 

 

Republican-Shenanigans-News

 

"Hey, President Bush's daughter Jenna is getting married this weekend. There'll be 200 guests at the wedding, which, according the latest polls, means that 140 of those people at the wedding disapprove of the job President Bush is doing." --Jay Leno
 

Republicans Still Sexing It Up!

 

Embattled Staten Island Republican Rep. Vito Fossella's wife was blindsided by allegations he may have fathered a love child, and is unlikely to stay at his side if it turns out to be true, a source close to the family said.

"She's not going to be standing by her man," the source told The Post yesterday.
 

 

 

 

Rock-The-Voter-News

 

"How about the presidential Democratic campaign, the primaries? Whoa, are you kidding me? I mean, today they're in Indiana. My home state. And also North Carolina. And then, after that, they go to Canada. And then after the Canadian primaries, they go to Europe. They do the European [primaries], and the election is still three years away." --David Letterman
 

 

 

 

Biz-Tech-News

 

 

 

"President Bush held a big Cinco de Mayo dinner celebration last night at the White House. He praised the people of Mexico who come here to do the jobs the Americans don't want to do, as opposed to the people of India, who are doing the jobs Americans did want to do, but can't, of course, anymore." --Jay Leno
 

Bush-Prison-Torture-News

 

"And Indiana and North Carolina held their primaries today. But the Democrats are now saying that Hillary and Barack could be battling for the nomination well into June. Now, aren't they acting more and more like Republicans? Neither one of them has an exit strategy, you know?" --Jay Leno
 

 

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Odd News

 

 

The Beijing Olympic torch is held aloft at the top of Mount Everest, May 8, 2008 in this image taken from television footage.
On Thursday morning, five climbers, two of them women, staged the torch relay just shy of the world's highest peak amid strong winds and minus-30-degree temperatures. "Beijing welcomes you!" and "tashi delek," the climbers said -- using a Tibetan greeting meaning "may everything be well" -- after escorting the flame in a mini-relay to the 8,848-metre (29,030-foot) peak at the end of a six-hour climb. Beijing student Huang Chungui passed the flame to ethnic Tibetan woman Ciren Wangmu, who trudged the final steps unaided by oxygen to hold the torch aloft. That prompted jubilation among the reserve climbers, officials and a small team of journalists who had endured thin air at high altitude, sub-freezing temperatures and basic sanitation for nearly two weeks as they waited for the final ascent.  Photo/CCTV

 

Peace

broke out on the top of the world.

Cool.