Monday edition - February 27, 2006
If FEMA can't move 10,000 trailers to the homeless on the Gulf Coast , who can?
I called the White House to complain about the Dubai sale, and my call was transferred to India. -- Zing!
Mortar attack kills four in Baghdad-police Reuters AlertNet
Gunmen fire on teenage soccer game in Iraq, 2 dead Reuters AlertNet
Iran tentatively agrees to Russia nuclear plan Chicago Tribune
Army to Pay Halliburton Unit Most Costs Disputed by Audit The Ledger, FL
Space heater causes fire at Iraqi Embassy Chicago Tribune
"Dubai" & "Dubya": as close in spelling as they are in scandal. - Grant Gerver
Protecting the Bush
About 5,000 personnel including snipers, commandos and U.S. marines using helicopters, bomb detectors and electronic jammers will protect President George W. Bush during his visit to India this week,officials said on Monday.
SOUTH DAKOTA: "Making Women Safe from Choice" - Grant Gerver
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In a typical rant, Cafferty, a New York local anchor for two decades who now delivers his short bursts on "The Situation Room," said of the Bush administration: "Who cares if the Patriot Act gets renewed? Want to abuse our civil liberties -- just do it! Who cares about the Geneva conventions? Want to torture prisoners -- just do it! Who cares about rules concerning the identity of CIA agents?Want to reveal the name of a covert operative -- just do it!"
it isn't creepy thinking of Karl Rove monitoring my emails. Which is why all of mine say the same thing: "Hey, did you hear freedom is on the march, and I quit smoking pot?" "Praise Jesus! - Bill."-- Bill Maher
It may not have been as serious as Vice President Dick Cheney shooting a friend in the face, but new details that have emerged about President George W. Bush's bicycle accident in Scotland last July show that he, too, might have caused serious damage.
“Oh, my gosh. What a crowd here. You know, you sound like al Qaeda when they heard Dubai was buying all our US ports, yeah!” -- Jay Leno
“Well, today President Bush once again defended the move. He said America needs help at our ports to handle all the jobs we're shipping to India.”-- Jay Leno
Pat Robertson is God's punishment for "electing" George Bush.- Grant Gerver
“Well, let's see what's going on at the White House, now a wholly owned subsidiary of the United Arab Emirates...you can see the subtle changes already. Like, in New York harbor, have you seen the Statue of Liberty? Like, now it says, ‘Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, but no Jews!’”-- Jay Leno
GOP Head Cheerleader
"We need these liberal talk radio shows to keep the tinfoil-hat types busy while we run the country, democratize the Middle East and secure our borders,"
Vice President Dick Cheney is vacationing this week in Wyoming. I understand he shot an elk today... He also shot a Shriner, two Jaycees and a member of the Moose Lodge. -- Jay Leno
GREAT NEWS!!! The Vice President hasn't shot anybody for two straight weeks!!! - Grant Gerver
Send Cheney and his shotgun where they can do the most good: Iraq.
US Mail: Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
A Hubble Space Telescope view of one of the most dynamic and intricately detailed star-forming regions in space, located 210,000 light-years away in the Small Magellanic Cloud (SMC), a satellite galaxy of our Milky Way. US astronomers have come up with a short list of five stars near the Milky Way galaxy that are most likely to support extraterrestrial life.(NASA Photo)