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"Sunday is the 10th anniversary of
9/11, which means it can only be another 5 years before we discover Saddam
Hussein’s WMDs." –Stephen Colbert
Holy Crap: They Clapped?
at the president. When you control the House of Representatives, maybe you don’t
Republican presidential candidates will have a debate at the Reagan Library.
They were going to have it at the George W. Bush Library but they couldn't fit
all eight of them in the bouncy house." –Conan O'Brien
"The Republican debate was on earlier tonight. Side effects may include nausea, vomiting and sexual dysfunction." -David Letterman
Could Sarah Palin 'Nader' the Republican Ticket?
While we wait with bated breath for Sarah Palin to inform us of her plans for 2012, we can only speculate about her intentions. Actually, we can speculate or we can hang out on Facebook all day and wait for the former Governor of Alaska to post a new status.
The Rebellions Begin
Hundreds of Longshoremen stormed the Port
of Longview early Thursday,
overpowered and held security guards, damaged railroad cars, and dumped grain
that is the center of a labor dispute, said Longview Police Chief Jim Duscha.
"Dick Cheney says Hillary Clinton
would have made a better president than Barack Obama. Then he got back in his
coffin." –David Letterman
Cheney's Target: Bush Payback
...But it's not Powell, or Cheney, who look
bad in the former vice-president's account. It's Bush who fares the worst.
Cheney's portrait of Bush describes a leader who is mostly content to leave the
heavy lifting up to others. He intervenes only when he is pushed too far,
notably by Cheney in two notable instances. The first was when Cheney tried to
get Attorney General Ashcroft's signature to extend a potentially illegal
surveillance program of U.S. citizens. Ashcroft was in the hospital gravely ill
with pancreatitis, and when Bush belatedly learned what Cheney was attempting,
he sided with the Justice Department over Cheney in refusing the authorization.
"This is the first debate Rick Perry
has participated in since he announced his candidacy. Perry is a mix between
George W. Bush and Yosemite W. Sam." –Jimmy Kimmel
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"The Elizabeth Taylor Diamond" from her estate, a 33.19 carat, D color, VS1 clarity a gift of Richard Burton, estimated at $2,500,000 - $3,500,000, is shown in this photograph at Christie's, in New York, Thursday, Sept. 1, 2011. Christie’s auction house is selling her complete jewelry collection in New York on Dec. 13-14. Photo/Richard Drew
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