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Monday edition - November 27, 2006
I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving!
Given the events of the year past, it is surprising that the turkey didn't pardon the president. --Zing!
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Explain to me again why it is OK for President Bush to be wined and dined in communist Vietnam while families in Florida are not permitted to visit their relatives in Cuba. -Zing!
Give Peace a Chance? Hell, NO!
A homeowners association in southwestern Colorado has
threatened to fine a resident $25 a day until she removes a Christmas wreath
with a peace sign that some say is an anti-Iraq war protest or a symbol of
Satan.
Disturbing News
"A new poll finds that 60 percent of Americans think George W. Bush is a worse president than his father. However, President Bush's advisers cheered him up by telling him he's the second best George W. Bush who's ever been president." --Conan O'Brien
Iraq Job Creation - Smuggling
Smugglers were
loading gasoline on a ship at an illegal port in southern Iraq when police
surprised them with a raid that ended with five smugglers and two policemen
dead.
Republican Shenanigans
Texas is Toxic
Among all states, Texas is by far the No. 1 emitter of greenhouse gas pollution. But Texas has no plan to stop it, slow it down or deal with the consequences. We don't even have an official state inventory of what's at risk. Other states are trying to reduce their greenhouse gas emissions, but Texas is poised to build 19 coal-fired power plants that will emit an additional 110 million tons of greenhouse gas pollution a year
Vice President Dick Cheney flew to Saudi Arabia last week for a meeting with the royal family. It's an annual pilgrimage. Once a year Dick Cheney travels to Saudi Arabia to visit the Republican holy cities of Crude and Light Sweet Crude. - Argus Hamilton, comedian
Rock-The-Voter News
"I don't own an iPod. I would never wear an iPod… If this is your primary focus in life -- the machines… it's going to have a staggeringly negative effect, all of this, for America… did you ever talk to these computer geeks? I mean, can you carry on a conversation with them? …I really fear for the United States because, believe me, the jihadists? They're not playing the video games. They're killing real people over there." --Bill O'Reilly
Good News
Biz/Tech News
Bush Ain't No General Omar Bradley
The war in Iraq has now lasted longer than the US involvement in the conflict that President Bush's father fought in, World War II.
Subject: Bush hand holding
Hi Lisa,
Thanks Jan.
What I find disturbing about Bush's hand holding is that he is the only world leader photographed doing that. Actually what is more disturbing is wondering what else Bush is holding.
Sponge Bob is gay?
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Our Banished VEEP (Limerick)
Go-F***-Yourself News
Did you have a good time today?
US MAIL: Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
Odd News
A NASA computer graphic shows the position of Mikhail Tyurin when he hits a golf ball during his spacewalk from the International Space Station, November 22, 2006. (Photo/NASA)
Peace.
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