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TGIF/Weekend edition - May 5-7, 2006

 

 

Cheney speech spurs new Cold War -- Russian press
Reuters -5-5-06
A speech by Vice President Dick Cheney strongly critical of ... of a new Cold War that could drive Moscow away from its new-found Western ...

 

Beer, bikinis, Baghdad?
Toronto Star,  Canada - 5-5-06
BAGHDAD—Tuesday night is karaoke night at Saddam Hussein's Republican Palace in central Baghdad's fortified Green Zone. To the ...

Former CIA analyst grills Rumsfeld at Atlanta talk
Seattle Times, United States - 5-5-06

When Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld goes on the road to deliver a speech, it's usually in front ...


 

Now, Dick Cheney a.k.a. Ugly American is going after Russia, doesn't he have better things to do, like go quail hunting?

 


 

Spouting, "You know what I can do with this thing!" Cheney brandishes shotgun at Russia.  -- Grant Gerver

 


 

 


 

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


 

Locked and Loaded US Embassy

 

..the United States is now building a monument to rank with Grand Coulee Dam, the Pentagon, Disney World and the Mall of America. It has elements of all four, plus a 15-foot stone wall and surface-to-air missiles.

It's the new American embassy in Iraq, the biggest U.S. embassy anywhere, maybe the biggest embassy anywhere ever. According to the Associated Press and the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, the embassy area will cover 104 acres -- 10 times the size of a typical U.S. embassy space, six times the size of the United Nations compound in New York, and about the area of Vatican City, which is its own country.

 


 

“The New York Times today said Senator Joe Biden wants Iraq divided into three regions -- Sunni, Kurd and Shiite. And the Republicans want it divided into Exxon, Mobil and Texaco.” -- Jay Leno

 


 

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Wiretapping All the Internets

 

The Bush administration is defending new federal rules making it easier for police and the FBI to wiretap Internet phone calls.

 


 

 

"According to a study, one-third of America's youth can't find Louisiana on a map. Well hell, the federal government can't find Louisiana on a map" --David Letterman

 


Republican Shenanigans


 

"Secret Service records show that convicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff visited the White House over 200 times in a ten-month period. 200 times! That's more times than President Bush was in the White House." --Jay Leno

 



 

Why is she fighting a losing battle?

 

 

A political strategist who left U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris' Senate campaign last month said Harris ignored her staff's recommendation to reject a defense contractor's $10 million appropriation request, now being challenged by a congressional watchdog group.

 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

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Bartender, I'd like my Tequila Methanol-Free, Please

 

When drinking fine tequila, look for a clear or light yellow color, a smooth taste and a hefty dose of methanol, 2-methyl-1-butanol and 2-phenylethanol.

The presence of these three chemicals is significantly higher in tequila made from 100 percent blue agave, a spiky succulent plant that grows in Mexico
 



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CIA Director Porter Goss resigns
Boston Globe, United States - 5-5-06

 

TGIF. I wonder if the CIA dropped the dime on Porter Goss? I hope there are pictures!

 


 

Tom DeLay for the CIA. -- Grant Gerver

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

"President Bush celebrated Cinco de Mayo a day early today. He would normally do it tomorrow, but Friday is his day off." --Jimmy Kimmel

 


 


 

"Mexican President Vicente Fox changed his mind and announced he will not sign a bill legalizing cocaine, heroin and marijuana. He's worried about too many Americans illegally crossing his borders." --Jay Leno

 


Go-F*ck-Yourself News


 

"FEMA officials announced today that they are closing their New Orleans field office. A FEMA spokesman said, 'There's nothing left for us to do in New Orleans. Now could someone please get my car out of that tree?'" --Conan O'Brien

 


 


 

 

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In this photo provided by the USGS, a helicopter flies past a new 'slab' rock growth in the crater of Mount St. Helens, Friday, April 28, 2006. If the skies are clear as forecast, volcano watchers who turn out for the reopening of the Johnston Ridge Observatory on Friday, May 5, 2006, may get a view of a hulking slab of molten rock. (/USGS Cascades Volcano Observatory, Dan Dzurisin)

 

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