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TGIF/Weekend edition - May 5-7, 2006
Now, Dick Cheney a.k.a. Ugly American is going after Russia, doesn't he have better things to do, like go quail hunting?
Spouting, "You know what I can do with this thing!" Cheney brandishes shotgun at Russia. -- Grant Gerver
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Locked and Loaded US Embassy
..the United States is
now building a monument to rank with Grand Coulee Dam, the Pentagon, Disney
World and the Mall of America. It has elements of all four, plus a 15-foot stone
wall and surface-to-air missiles.
“The New York Times today said Senator Joe Biden wants Iraq divided into three regions -- Sunni, Kurd and Shiite. And the Republicans want it divided into Exxon, Mobil and Texaco.” -- Jay Leno
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Disturbing News
Wiretapping All the Internets
The Bush administration is defending new federal rules making it easier for police and the FBI to wiretap Internet phone calls.
"According to a study, one-third of America's youth can't find Louisiana on a map. Well hell, the federal government can't find Louisiana on a map" --David Letterman
Republican Shenanigans
"Secret Service records show that convicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff visited the White House over 200 times in a ten-month period. 200 times! That's more times than President Bush was in the White House." --Jay Leno
Why is she fighting a losing battle?
A political strategist who left U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris' Senate campaign last month said Harris ignored her staff's recommendation to reject a defense contractor's $10 million appropriation request, now being challenged by a congressional watchdog group.
Rock-The-Voter News
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Bartender, I'd like my Tequila Methanol-Free, Please
When drinking fine
tequila, look for a clear or light yellow color, a smooth taste and a hefty dose
of methanol, 2-methyl-1-butanol and 2-phenylethanol.
Biz-Tech News
CIA Director Porter Goss resigns
TGIF. I wonder if the CIA dropped the dime on Porter Goss? I hope there are pictures!
Tom DeLay for the CIA. -- Grant Gerver
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"President Bush celebrated Cinco de Mayo a day early today. He would normally do it tomorrow, but Friday is his day off." --Jimmy Kimmel
"Mexican President Vicente Fox changed his mind and announced he will not sign a bill legalizing cocaine, heroin and marijuana. He's worried about too many Americans illegally crossing his borders." --Jay Leno
Go-F*ck-Yourself News
"FEMA officials announced today that they are closing their New Orleans field office. A FEMA spokesman said, 'There's nothing left for us to do in New Orleans. Now could someone please get my car out of that tree?'" --Conan O'Brien
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Odd News
In this photo provided by the USGS, a helicopter flies past a new 'slab' rock growth in the crater of Mount St. Helens, Friday, April 28, 2006. If the skies are clear as forecast, volcano watchers who turn out for the reopening of the Johnston Ridge Observatory on Friday, May 5, 2006, may get a view of a hulking slab of molten rock. (/USGS Cascades Volcano Observatory, Dan Dzurisin)
Peace.
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