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Tuesday edition - August 2, 2011

 

 

 

House approves debt deal a day before deadline

The House of Representatives on Monday approved an 11th-hour deal to raise the borrowing limit, clearing the biggest hurdle to averting a potentially catastrophic debt default.

Gabby Giffords returns to Congress and helps House pass debt compromise

Just a day before the United States faces financial default, House lawmakers approved a compromise bill that will raise the nation's debt ceiling in exchange for trillions of dollars in federal spending cuts. The bill, approved 269 to 161, will increase the debt ceiling by at least $2 trillion as well as cut roughly the

Police arrest "key figure" in News Corp hacking probe

British police on Tuesday arrested a man, believed to be a "key figure" at Rupert Murdoch's News International group according to a newspaper


 

Inquiring minds want to know: Did Murdoch ever hack Obama?

 


 

"The whole Congress has to stay there for the whole weekend. The Tea Party Republicans are especially pissed off at this — a lot of them had to cancel their Civil War Reenactments." –Bill Maher
 



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A Way Not To Say Thank You "For Making the world a safer place without Saddam"

 

The top U.S. military officer said Tuesday that American troops must be given immunity from prosecution as part of any agreement to keep them in Iraq beyond the end of the year and that this protection must be approved by Iraq's parliament.

 


 

 


 

"Some big election news. It's rumored that Sarah Palin will announce her presidential campaign at a Labor Day rally in Iowa. Palin has a great speech planned — she's like, 'We have to do this as a team! Remember, there is no 'I' in Iowa!'" –Jimmy Fallon

 


Republican Shenanigans

 


 

"One of the leading Tea Partiers, Congressman Joe Walsh, he famously went on YouTube and wagged his finger at Obama and said, 'Have you no shame, Mr. President?' It turns out he is $117,000 delinquent in his child support. Have you irony, Mr. Congressman? He had an excuse. He said his kids don't have a child support problem; they have a spending problem." –Bill Maher
 


 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

"Only 17% of Americans believe the country is headed in the right direction. Which makes me think it might be time for a woman President. At least a woman would stop and ask for directions." –Jay Leno

 


 

 


 

 

 


GoldiKnox

 

On August 15th 1971, President Nixon took the United States off the gold standard. Many financial realists including Ron Paul believe that this is the underlining cause of our current financial downturn. Now one US gold dealer has made an effort to reverse the problem. GoldPrice.net has contacted the White House and offered President Obama $100,000.00 in gold bullion to be placed on reserve to backup the US Dollar.

 


Business News


2002 GOP GRAVITAS: GW Bush's Nickname For This Man Was Pootie-Poot

 

U.S. President George W. Bush, left, and Russian President Vladimir Putin seen during dinner at the G8 summit site in

 St.Petersburg, Russia, Friday, July 14, 2006 -- Putin looks as though he is wondering how drunk Bush is.

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Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin accused the United States Monday of living beyond its means "like a parasite" on the global economy and said dollar dominance was a threat to the financial markets.

 


 

 


 

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
- Henry J. Kaiser

 


 

 


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Odd News


 

 

The 1939 Pontiac Deluxe 6, also referred to as the "Ghost Car" because its chassis was constructed of plexiglass , is driven at the Inn at St. Johns in Plymouth, Mich. July 28, 2011. The see-through Pontiac built by General Motors for the 1939-40 New York World's Fair is going on the auction block this weekend. The car's Plexiglas body offers a view of its chrome, steel and iron innards. It also features white-colored rubber moldings and tires. Photo/ David Guralnick

 

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