TGIF/Weekend edition - May 4-6, 2007

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GOP Contenders Embrace Reagan Legacy
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Republican presidential candidates endorse muscular approach
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'Scantily clad' musician prompts Iranian walkout |
Why doesn't PBS/CNN/MSNBC/A&E/History Channel/ETC... do a documentary on Reagan/Bush arming Iraq and Iran against one another. Isn't that an important historical component relevant to the war we are in?
I don't know which was worse in the post debate analysis-- listening to Chris Matthews discuss his own opinions with himself or hearing those empty suits, Tucker Carlson and Joe Scarborough, trying to convince us that they know what-the-hell they're talking about.
"The Washington, D.C., madam has threatened to release more names of Washington politicians who were her customers. ... She says another member of the White House will be named very soon. This proves once again that members of the Bush administration don't know when it's time to pull out." --Jay Leno

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Us Military Deaths In Iraq At 3356 Guardian Unlimited,
Four Asians killed in rocket attack on US embassy in Iraq AFP
More civilians killed in U.S.-led raid: Afghan official Reuters
US forces arrest more Iraqis 'smuggling bombs from Iran' AFP
U.S. reporter does not recognize al Qaeda "kidnapper" Reuters
Rice Diplomacy With Iran Includes Clever Little Insults
Iran's foreign minister
walked out of a dinner of diplomats where he was seated directly across from
U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, ostensibly because a female violinist
entertaining the gathering was dressed too revealingly.
"I don't
know which woman he was afraid of, the woman in the red dress or the secretary
of state," State Department spokesman Sean McCormack said Friday, regarding the
actions of Iran's Manouchehr Mottaki on Thursday night.
"I talk to a lot of families who have got a loved one in Iraq or Afghanistan, or
anywhere else in this global war on terror, and they are in constant
communication with their loved one. That's amazing, isn't it. You've got a kid
in Iraq who is emailing mom daily, talking about the realities of what he or she
sees. Information is moving -- you know, nightly news is one way, of course, but
it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets." George
W. Bush, who did not invent the InternetS
"President Bush vetoed the Iraq troop withdrawal bill. He said it would turn the country into a cauldron of chaos. And you hate to see Iraq become unstable." --David Letterman

Disturbing News
Experts eye effectiveness of flu masks
George Bush used to be a fluent linguist!

1st Veto: No Stem Cell Research
2nd Veto: No Iraq War Funding
3rd Veto: No Hate Crime Bill
Four hours before House
passage Thursday of a federal hate crimes bill that has languished since 1991,
the White House issued a threat to veto the bill, which would be just the third
veto of the Bush presidency.
"It makes it apparent to a lot of people," said Rep. Barney Frank, a gay
Massachusetts Democrat, "that as long as you have George Bush as president,
nothing that tries to promote fairness for gay and lesbian people has any
chance."

Two decades in the making, the Hate Crimes bill passed by the House is
threatened with a Bush veto. Pious George wants to preserve the homophobic
intolerance of the Religious Right. - Grant Gerver,
www.seriouskidding.com
Republican Shenanigans
Romney says he changed his mind on abortion, but Reagan did, too CNN
Accounts undercut Gonzales’ claims Kansas City Star
NYC Mayor Makes Spanish Breakthrough Washington Post
Obama Brushes Off Radio Host Rush Limbaugh's Parody Song, ‘Barack, the Magic Negro.. Black America Web, Tx
"We begin tonight with news about the news. The fourth estate has had a rough ride of late, covering the stalemate over the war funding bill, the possible influence and peddling at the Department of Justice, some World Bank thingy. It makes the brain hurt. Well, help is on the way [on screen: reporters saying the D.C. madam story is fun to cover]. Oh yeah, sex scandal baby! Happy days are here. It's like we got our pre-9/11 boners back. ... The first casualty was Randall Tobias, a deputy secretary of state who resigned last week after admitting to using the escort service. ... Tobias had been running the Bush administration's Global AIDS Prevention program, which emphasized abstinence ... because there is nothing the administration can do that is not ironic" --Jon Stewart
Imus Blames CBS/MSNBC
Fired
radio host Don Imus plans to sue CBS for breach of contract, saying the radio
network approved the racially charged language that led to his removal, his
lawyer said on Friday.
Attorney Martin Garbus told ABC's "Good Morning America" that
CBS and MSNBC indicated their approval of Imus's remarks by failing to use delay
buttons to prevent the comments from going on the air.

Rock-The-Voter News
Obama gets Secret Service protection
DNC Punishes Florida For Primary Move Palm Beach Post -
Mich. taxpayers sending 80 officials to Hawaii Lansing State Journal, MI
"I'd rather not hear about Vietnam, but the cut-and-runners won't stop comparing it to Iraq. Just listen to former Senator Max Cleland from last Friday's 'Situation Room' [on screen: Cleland saying, 'The essence of what we're seeing in Iraq is what we saw in Vietnam']. How can he compare these two wars? He only fought in one of them. Whereas people like me and the president didn't fight in either, so we have a consistent perspective" --Stephen Colbert

"President
Bush vetoed Congress' Iraqi bill, so the two branches of government are now
battling. This is why President Bush wanted a monarchy ... so we wouldn't have
these kinds of problems." --Jay Leno
Biz-Tech News
Oil prices steady around $63 a barrel Houston Chronicle, TX
The Top 25 Web Hoaxes and Pranks PC World
Here's the golden solution that will bring an end to the war, and peace and unity to Iraq: hand over Bush, Cheney and Rove to the terrorists. Throw in Wolfowitz, Rumsfeld, Gonzales and Condi for good measure. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Clinton Does End Around
Sen. Hillary
Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., proposed Thursday that Congress repeal the authority it
gave President Bush in 2002 to invade Iraq, injecting presidential politics into
the congressional debate over war funding.
Clinton's proposal in effect brings her full circle on Iraq, and sharpens her
own political positioning at a time when the Democratic Party is increasingly
willing to confront the White House on the war.
"It is time to reverse the failed policies of President Bush and to end this war
as soon as possible," said Clinton as she joined Sen. Robert C. Byrd, D-W.Va.,
in calling for a vote on a
plan to terminate the authority as of Oct. 11, the fifth anniversary of the
original vote.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Guantánamo chief backs off limits on 'habeas corpus' visits Miami Herald, FL

Go-F***-Yourself News
Cheney heading for Mideast

Odd News
Report To Detail Accused Madam's Records Guardian Unlimited
Cats, not windmills, bigger threat to birds San Francisco Chronicle
Mercury has fluid outer core USA Today
Mummy has spearlike object in spine Canada.com, Canada

Inmate Edward Parent, who is serving a ten-year sentence for a DUI death resulting in a conviction, sits with Chuck, a black Labrador he is training to be a service dog as part of NEADS' Prison Pup program, at the John J Moran medium security prison in Cranston, Rhode Island, in this April 24, 2007 file photo. Dozens of dogs are being trained by prison inmates in a fast-growing program that provides "service dogs" to help U.S. veterans who have lost arms and legs or suffered brain injuries in the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Photo/USA-PRISONS/Brian Snyder
I hope you all have a peaceful weekend.
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