Tuesday edition - February 14, 2006
Happy Valentine's Day to Everyone Who Didn't Get a Valentine! ♥
"Dick Cheney is capitalizing on this for Valentine's Day. It's the new Dick Cheney cologne. It's called Duck!" --Jay Leno
Speaking of shooting victims: Katrina victims have been shot with both barrels by the Bush administration. -- Grant Gerver
Earth to Bush -- Send the Damn Trailers Down to the Katrina Victims
10,777 wide-bodied mobile homes sitting empty at Hope Municipal Airport, a
sprawling former military base.
is good press worth? To the Bush administration, about $1.6 billion.
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"We can't get bin Laden, but Cheney nailed a 78-year-old attorney." --David Letterman
Dick Cheney & the Quailers: "I shot my best friend, but I did not shoot the President...-- Grant Gerver
Wanted: Judicial Temperance
People who believe the Constitution would break if it didn't change with society are "idiots," U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia says.
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EXCLUSIVE: First Photo of Cheney Shooting Victim
"Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a man during a quail hunt ... making 78-year-old Harry Whittington the first person shot by a sitting veep since Alexander Hamilton. Hamilton, of course, (was) shot in a duel with Aaron Burr over issues of honor, integrity and political maneuvering. Whittington? Mistaken for a bird." --Jon Stewart
The government may waive up to $7 billion in royalty payments from companies pumping oil and natural gas on federal territory in the next five years, the New York Times reported on Tuesday, citing administration officials and budget documents
“President Bush's latest budget proposal slashes funding for public television by $157 million over the next couple of years. A lot of changes on Sesame Street. The Cookie Monster will be known as the ‘Government Cheese Monster.’”-- Jay Leno
Some AHNC Viewers Comments on Cheney Shooting a Man
Dick needs to be hunting bin Laden not quail.
I have no idea Gary.
Happy Valentines Day to you too.
"Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney." --David Letterman, on Cheney's shooting accident
Just to give you an idea of how tight security is at the Olympics, today Italian police arrested three guys from Denmark for attempted cartooning. -- Jay Leno
I hope you had a good time today. I did.
Happy Valentines Day everyone. Two flamingos are seen forming a heart shape as they walk past each other at the London Zoo. (Photo by Carl de Souza)