Tuesday edition - September 9, 2008

 

 

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Palin Billed State For Nights At Home
CBS News, NY - 9-9-08
Sarah Palin has billed taxpayers for 312 nights spent in her own home during her first 19 months in office, charging a "per diem" allowance intended to...

 

Kim Jong-Il possibly suffered a stroke: US intelligence
AFP - 9-9-08
WASHINGTON (AFP) - North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il has apparently suffered a health setback, "possibly a stroke," a US intelligence official said Tuesday

Poll shows big shift to McCain among white women
Reuters - 9-9-08
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Republican presidential candidate John McCain has gained huge support and now leads Democrat Barack Obama among white women voters since naming Sarah Palin as his running mate, according to a survey published on Tuesday


 

Oh, SNAP. Getting paid to stay at home. What is that, welfare for Republicans?

 


 

Now Sarah Palin knows foreign policy because Alaska is next to Russia. You know, I used to live next to a McDonald’s, but that don’t make me an expert on F.D.A. regulations. – Will Durst
 


 

 


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Barack Plays The Humor Card

 

Barack Obama poked some fun at his Arabic-derived first name to explain the need for the constitutional right of prisoners to appeal their detention.

He said U.S. authorities sometimes mistakenly arrest the wrong person, confusing "Muhammad the terrorist" with "Muhammad the cab driver" or "Barack the bomb-thrower" with "Barack, the guy running for president."
 


 

Sarah Palin’s Barracuda Blog

 


 

 


 

Disturbing News



"Last night, John McCain said that under the Democratic health care plan, a bureaucrat would stand between you and your doctor, as opposed to the Republican health care plan, where an accountant would stand between you and your health care." -Jay Leno



Bill Invites Barack To Visit Harlem

Bill Clinton and Barack Obama will have their first private meeting of the campaign season on Thursday at the former president's Harlem office, campaign aides said, signaling another step toward party unity as the race for the White House intensifies.

Clinton, who extended the invitation, gave a rousing speech in Denver at the Democratic National Committee convention, urging voters to get behind Obama.



“No one knows what war is like other than my family. Period.” - Megan McCain, John McCain's daughter

 


 

 

 

 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


College Republican Makes Fun Of Obama's Lips

 

 The leader of a statewide group of college Republicans has been forced to resign after posting racially insensitive comments about Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama on the Internet.

Adam LaDuca, 21, the former executive director of the Pennsylvania Federation of College Republicans, wrote on his Facebook page in late July that Obama has "a pair of lips so large he could float half of Cuba to the shores of Miami (and probably would.)"


 

"Hey, did you all see John McCain last night? He gave a great speech. And you've got to admit, he looked so life-like, didn't he?" -Jay Leno

 


www.seedsofdoubt.com


 

"Bush didn't make the convention because the hurricane, Gustav, hit New Orleans, but actually didn't. Bush was at the Hurricane Command Center, taking credit for a perfect emergency response to a perfect non-emergency. Although he actually did cause some panic, because viewers at home saw him sitting there, doing nothing, and they thought maybe it was another terrorist attack." -Bill Maher
 


Email

Subject: a reminder

 

Since many of us have short-term memory loss
as we grow older, I thought a reminder of how
and why we are in the mess we're in was in order.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdJUCU1UH2w

If you want 4 more years like the last 8, vote for Senator McCain, but
if you want at least the hope things could be better, vote for Senator Obama.

 

Alan Charles

 


Dueling Obamas

 

Barack Obama competed against himself Monday with interviews airing simultaneously on two different networks. They might as well have been two different galaxies.
 


 


 

The Ballad of Sarah Palin

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

"Cindy McCain appeared at the Republican National Convention, and Vanity Fair took a look at an outfit she wore. The magazine priced it out at around $300,000. With that kind of money, you could buy an 11th house." -Jimmy Kimmel

 


 

The Sarah Palin Action Figure courtesy of Herobuilders.com. The US vice presidential hopeful's fashion sense is winning applause in an unexpected quarter -- in Japan, where the maker of her rimless glasses is enjoying a sudden boost in business.
 


 

 


 

"Should we be nervous about a man who preaches against wasteful spending when his wife is wearing $300,000?" -Jimmy Kimmel

 


 


Biz-Tech News


 


 

Hurricane Ike ravaged Cuba. You could tell it was windy out at Gitmo. The waterboarding tubs had white caps - LaughLines

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

"But what was the main thrust of John McCain's message? [on screen: McCain saying business in Washington needs to be changed]. Hmm. That's funny. I think I remember another guy with a very similar message [on screen: Obama talking about change]. No. No. No, no, not that guy [on screen: President Bush in 2000 saying he wants to 'change' Washington]. That's the guy! I remember that! He's going to change the tone of Washington. How did that work out?" -Jon Stewart
 


 


 

"During John McCain's speech last night, an anti-Republican heckler began yelling at him. Yeah. Officials removed the man and immediately gave him a job at MSNBC." -Conan O'Brien
 


Pit Bull With Lipstick

 

 

http://politicalirony.com

 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

Rumors On The Internets

 

Lance Armstrong will always have Paris, where he completed his seven consecutive Tour de France triumphs — the last in 2005.
Why would he want to do it again?

The question was raised anew Monday on the Internet following an unattributed story by VeloNews that Armstrong will come out of retirement and compete in the 2009 Tour and four other races with Team Astana.

However, Astana team director Johan Bruyneel, who was with Armstrong for all seven Tour wins from 1999-2005, told CyclingNews.com that he was unaware of any Armstrong comeback.

"I don't know where the rumors come from," the website quoted him as saying.

 


 

"Actually, some Republicans are not that thrilled with McCain's speech. In fact, the rumor is Sarah Palin is thinking of dropping him from the ticket." -Jay Leno

 


Email

Subject: Your birthday

 

Happy Birthday Lisa!

 

 

Don't you hate sharing your birthday week with 9-11. I remembered your birthday because we share the same day.

 

Craig

 

Happy Birthday to you too Craig! Thank you so much for remembering.

 

I don't mind sharing my birthday week with 9-11 as much as I do mind sharing my astrological sign, Virgo, with John McCain! The horror of it all.

 


 

I hope you had a good time today

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Odd News


 

 

Residents in Key West, Fla., who didn't adhere to the resident evacuation orders for Hurricane Ike, celebrate the cancellation of a hurricane watch for the Florida Keys on the island's Duval Street Monday, Sept. 8, 2008. Ike's devastating core is expected to pass well south and west of Key West, sparing the Keys island chain of hurricane force winds and major impact.
Photo/Andy Newman

 

Peace.