Tuesday edition - July 25, 2006

 

 

Bill would let Congress sue Bush
Seattle Times, United States - 7-25-06
 A powerful Republican committee chairman who has led the fight against President Bush's signing ...

 

Rice: No quick cease-fire
Detroit Free Press, United States - 7-25-06
... The United States pledged $30 million in aid to help war-ravaged Lebanon avert a humanitarian crisis as Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice conferred with ...

No security clearances revoked over Plame
Houston Chronicle - 7-25-06
WASHINGTON — No one in the Bush administration has been stripped of security clearances over ...


 

Politics as usual. Middle East diplomacy as usual. SOS.

 


 

“Let’s see what’s going on in the Middle East, or as some are calling it, the ‘End of the World Cup.’” -- Jay Leno

 


 

 


 

 

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

 


 

A Filibuster?

 

Democratic senators say they may filibuster any attempt to confirm John Bolton`s nomination as U.S. ambassador to the United Nations.

President Bush gave Bolton a recess appointment last year when Sen. George Voinovich, R-Ohio, refused to support the nomination in the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.
Voinovich announced last week that he has had a change of heart.
 


 

President Bush said Tuesday he believes guest workers will go home to Mexico after their jobs end. He didn't say how he was going to get ten million temporary workers to leave the country. He can't even get Karl Rove out of the White House.

---- comedian Argus Hamilton


 

 

 


Disturbing News


 

Badmouthing the Messenger

 

Rep. Jack Kingston threw a party last week, and Helen Thomas was the uninvited pinata...Rep. Patrick McHenry (R-N.C.) drawing cheers from the interns, according to CNN, said Thomas is "off her rocker," adding, "She's lost it. She's a left-wing, socialist, wacko, Communist."

 


 

 


 

Can you spot the white conservative reporter on Fox News?

 


Republican Shenanigans

 


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"In the debate in the House the other day on banning gay marriage, Democratic Tennessee Congressman Lincoln Davis said we should go one step further and outlaw adultery and make it a felony. Have an affair and you can go to prison. And you thought a lot of congressmen went to jail for bribery. How overcrowded it is going to be now?" --Jay Leno

 


 

 

It's Genetic!

 

Gov. Jeb Bush said he was reminded of a gaffe of his own during a 2000 sit-in in his offices staged by two black lawmakers in response to him effectively ending affirmative action. He was captured on videotape telling an aide to "kick their asses out," though he later said he was referring to reporters, who refused to leave.

 


 

 


 

State by state approval of George W. Bush

 


Rock-The-Voter News

 


Who's Protecting Whom?

 

 A State Department worker cruising down 34th Street with three scantily clad women in what appeared to be a government car with flashing lights collided with a yellow cab last night after allegedly running a red light, police said.
The unnamed fed - who was armed according to witnesses - was shouting at other motorists through a public address loudspeaker in the car as he maneuvered his Buick LeSabre
 


 

 


 

New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg said he supports a national database of every legal worker in America. He said it should include DNA and fingerprints. At the very least, it would make it easier to find out whose finger is in the chili. ---- comedian Argus Hamilton

 


 



 

 

Bill Clinton's life was threatened by an Oklahoma City man, according to an indictment on Thursday. Three employees at a chiropractic clinic overheard the threats and called the Secret Service. It's the first sign that Democrats are going to win back Congress when Red States are reporting threats against Bill Clinton.  ---- comedian Argus Hamilton

 

 


 

Biz-Tech News

 


 

Washington D.C. experienced a heat emergency Tuesday, prompting the Department of Energy to order drastic measures reducing electricity use on Capitol Hill. It was a real hardship. By nightfall they were having to raise their pay by candlelight. ---- comedian Argus Hamilton

 


 

 

 

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GOP Obsession with the Flag

 

President Bush on Monday signed a bill that would bar condominium and homeowner associations from restricting how the American flag can be displayed.

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News

 


 

What happens when Bush takes Viagra? He gets taller. -- Robin Williams

 


 

 


 


Go-F*ck-Yourself News


 

 

I brake for tailgaters. - Zing!

 

 


 

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NASA image shows the Boomerang Nebula taken by NASA's Hubble Space Telescope with the Advanced Camera for Surveys, in early 2005. The main camera of the Hubble Space Telescope, which has beamed amazing images of distant galaxies back to earth, has stopped working, according to the Space Telescope Science Institute (STSI).(Photo/NASA/ESA)

 

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