Thursday edition - December 17, 2009



Palin meant no disrespect with blacked-out hat
CNN Political Ticker (blog) - ‎12-17-09
(CNN) - Sarah Palin said she meant no disrespect to the man that elevated her to the national scene after she was photographed wearing a visor on which Sen. John McCain's name had been blacked out.


Clinton Says US Plans to Contribute to Climate Fund
New York Times - Tom Zeller Jr, John M. Broder - ‎12-16-09
COPENHAGEN - Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton announced at the Copenhagen climate talks on Thursday that the United States would participate in a $100 billion fund to help poor and vulnerable nations adapt

Klayman Demands White House Healthcare Documents
U.S. News & World Report (blog) - Paul Bedard - ‎12-16-09
... in the Clinton and Bush administrations, like Bubba's China-gate fundraising scandal and former Vice President Dick Cheney's energy task force meetings.


So Sarah blacks out John McCain's name on a visor she's wearing so no one will know who she is. Well, that worked out well. What, the souvenir shops were out of visors? It seems Sarah Palin is as delusional as her followers. No wonder comedians love her.



"You know the former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin? She is now saying that global warming is a conspiracy. Doesn't believe it is true, even though she can see the polar ice cap melting from her house." –David Letterman

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Saving Sarah


Costco customer Helen Rappaport told The Salt Lake Tribune that she couldn't find tomatoes at a warehouse in Salt Lake City last week because, the manager told her, they were taken off shelves while Sarah Palin visited during her book tour.


Did Costco take away the eggs too?



"History was made this week. This weekend Houston became the first city to ever elect an openly lesbian mayor. That's not the part that made history. The part that made history, finally a woman in the news not accused of sleeping with Tiger Woods." –Jay Leno



Disturbing News


"During his speech at a Home Depot in Washington, D.C., today, President Obama said he thinks energy efficiency and retrofitting are 'sexy.' He had to cut the speech short, however, after Al Gore showed up and tried to give him a lap dance." –Jimmy Fallon


Tea Party More Popular Than Republicans or Democrats


Just how angry is the public with the country's two leading political parties? Angry enough that the conservative, libertarian-leaning Tea Party movement is more popular than either the Democratic or the Republican parties, according to the latest NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll.

The Republican Party maintains its net-negative favorable/unfavorable rating in the poll, with 28 percent viewing it positively and 43 percent seeing it in a negative light.

For the first time in more than two years, the Democratic Party also now holds a net-negative fav/unfav, at 35-45 percent.

By comparison, the NBC/WSJ poll shows the Tea Party movement with a net-positive 41-23 percent score.



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"Santa Claus, as you know, has a plan to fly around the world to deliver toys to all the good little boys and girls. Unfortunately, it's being blocked right now by Joe Lieberman." –Jimmy Kimmel





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"Clearly, Lieberman has gone from having Joe-mentum to having Joe-mentia." –Stephen Colbert



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Biz-Tech News


"But the White House announced that Guantanamo Bay's detainees will be sent to a prison in Illinois. There's like 500 terrorists and suspected terrorists and alleged terrorists down there in Guantanamo Bay in Cuba. And they'll be moved now to a prison in Illinois. And I was thinking, well, this really should make up for Chicago not getting the Olympics." –David Letterman

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"This week, one White House official said that the recession was over. And then, another White House official said, no, it's definitely not over. You wonder how those party crashers got in, huh?" –David Letterman



Two Legged Dog Gives Hope To Disabled Vets


Born without front legs to a junkyard dog around Christmas 2002, Faith the puppy was rejected and abused by her mother. She was rescued by Reuben Stringfellow, now an Army E-4 specialist, who had been asked to bury other puppies in the litter...That sense of hope is especially important for Faith's visits to Army bases. Last weekend she headed to Washington state, where she met with as many as 5,000 soldiers at McChord Air Force Base and Fort Lewis. Some of the soldiers were headed to war, some were coming back.

"She just walks around barking and laughing and excited to see them all," Jude Stringfellow said. "There is a lot of crying, pointing and surprise. From those who have lost friends or limbs, there can be silence. Some will shake my hand and thank me, some will pat her on the head. There is a lot of quiet, heartfelt, really deep emotion."

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This picture was released by the St Matthew-in-the-City Anglican church in Auckland shows an apparently naked Virgin Mary and Joseph in bed together. The billboard has sparked the ire of conservative Christians in New Zealand.
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