Wednesday edition - October 22, 2008




Palin Says Vice President "In Charge Of" Senate
ABC News - 10-22-08
A Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin said in a local interview that the vice president is "in charge of" the US Senate and "can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes" - the


Sarah Palin's $150000 Fashion Spree
Gawker, NY - 10-22-08
What business does Sarah Palin have spending $75000+ at Neiman Marcus and $50000 at Saks if she's not planning to be part of the "Washington elite" or "seek

Mother-of-five Palin 'tried to cover up spending state cash on her ...
Daily Mail, UK - 10-22-08
As governor, Ms Palin justified having the state pay for the travel of her daughters - Bristol, Willow, 14, and seven-year-old Piper - by noting on travel...


I am withholding judgment about Sarah Palin's gaffes until Joe the Plumber weighs in.



Joe the plumber has come to us just in time. Our economy stopped trickling down and now it’s backed up. - Laugh Lines





The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


Sarah Palin & Dan Quayle: Great VP Teaching Moments





"Power without responsibility - the prerogative of the harlot throughout the ages." - Rudyard Kipling





The only reason Obama got this endorsement is because Colin Powell is black. Also, the only reason Admiral John Nathman, Brigadier-General James Smith, Four-star General Merrill McPeak and 20 other military leaders have endorsed Obama, is because Colin Powell is black." --Stephen Colbert



Disturbing News


The Sarah Palin Fight Song




Subject: Pro-America


Fortunately, the republican party has found a workable solution to determine who is Anti-American and who is Pro-American!

ANSWER: American Flag Lapel Pins"

Made in China, BTW


Ellen, a Native American


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Republican-Shenanigans News

Chicago GOP Turns On McCain



 John McCain's claim that Democratic presidential rival Barack Obama is part of a ``corrupt Chicago political machine'' doesn't sit well with Ron Gidwitz....Another Democrat defending the party and its candidate? Not quite: Gidwitz is a McCain supporter who sought the Republican nomination for Illinois governor in 2006.

McCain, whose negative campaigning was cited by former Secretary of State Colin Powell as a reason for his endorsement of Obama, is alienating other Republicans in Chicago as well, including members of the business community.


 "How about the new Oliver Stone motion picture" that "opened today, 'W.'? Yes, and I want to tell you something. If there is one thing I can't get enough of, it's the Bush family." - David Letterman



Karl Rove Arrest Attempt Plus More!




Activist tries to 'arrest' Rove at mortgage bankers convention USA Today

Palling Around With REAL Terrorists


Republican Sen. John McCain served on the advisory board to the U.S. chapter of an international group linked to ultra-right-wing death squads in Central America in the 1980s.

The U.S. Council for World Freedom also aided rebels trying to overthrow the leftist government of Nicaragua. That landed the group in the middle of the Iran-Contra affair and in legal trouble with the Internal Revenue Service, which revoked the charitable organization's tax exemption.

Rock-The-Voter News



Too Stupid To Be Pharmacists



A new drug store at a Virginia strip mall is putting its faith in an unconventional business plan: No candy. No sodas. And no birth control. Divine Mercy Care Pharmacy is among at least seven pharmacies across the nation that are refusing as a matter of faith to sell contraceptives of any kind, even if a person has a prescription.



"And more details coming out about Joe the Plumber." And "I'm not making this up. It came out this morning. His real name is not Joe, and he's not a licensed plumber. … However, the McCain campaign insists that the 'the' is accurate."- Conan O'Brien

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Biz-Tech News


"Despite enormous fluctuations in the Dow Jones average this week, billionaire investor Warren Buffett announced Friday that he will continue to invest in the stock market during the current financial crisis. So remember, everyone, this is no time to panic, as long as you're the richest man on earth." --Amy Poehler



Bush-Prison-Torture News

War Crimes Rejected By Germany


 Germany on Wednesday rejected a ruling by Italy's top criminal court that it must pay damages to the families of victims of a World War II massacre.

Italy's Court of Cassation on Tuesday ordered Berlin to pay a total of euro1 million (US$1.3 million) to nine family members of victims of the June 1944 massacre.


"Joe the Plumber is such a celebrity now that after the debate he was rushed to Washington to unclog a valve on Dick Cheney."- David Letterman


Go-F**k-Yourself News




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A Surinam horned frog crawls inside a pumpkin during "Boo at the Zoo" event at the Bronx Zoo in New York October 6, 2008. Photo/Julie Larsen Maher/Wildlife Conservation Society