Wednesday edition - October 22, 2008

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Palin Says Vice President "In Charge Of" Senate
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Sarah Palin's $150000 Fashion Spree |
Mother-of-five Palin 'tried to cover up spending state
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I am withholding judgment about Sarah Palin's gaffes until Joe the Plumber weighs in.
Joe the plumber has come to us just in time. Our economy stopped trickling down and now it’s backed up. - Laugh Lines

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
US military deaths in Afghanistan region at 548 International Herald Tribune
US military deaths in Iraq war at 4186 The Associated Press
US airstrike kills 9 Afghan soldiers at checkpoint The Associated Press
Afghan Journalist Receives 20-Year Prison Term for Blasphemy
Top Military Officers Talk in US-Russia Conference New York Times
Chinese official roughed up by crowd in Taiwan
Sarah Palin & Dan Quayle: Great VP Teaching Moments
"Power without responsibility - the prerogative of the harlot throughout the ages." - Rudyard Kipling

The only reason Obama got this endorsement is because Colin Powell is black. Also, the only reason Admiral John Nathman, Brigadier-General James Smith, Four-star General Merrill McPeak and 20 other military leaders have endorsed Obama, is because Colin Powell is black." --Stephen Colbert
Disturbing News
The Sarah Palin Fight Song
Subject: Pro-America
Fortunately, the republican
party has found a workable solution to determine who is Anti-American and who is
Pro-American!
ANSWER: American Flag Lapel Pins"
Made in China, BTW
Ellen, a Native American

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Republican-Shenanigans News
Bush raises $1 million for Senate Republicans The Associated Press
Sen. Stevens pilloried as corruption trial wraps International Herald Tribune
'Sarah's Army' rallies for Palin in Nevada
Palin clothing bill up, poll standing down Boston Globe
Chicago GOP Turns On McCain

John McCain's claim
that Democratic presidential rival Barack Obama is part of a ``corrupt Chicago
political machine'' doesn't sit well with Ron Gidwitz....Another Democrat
defending the party and its candidate? Not quite:
Gidwitz is a McCain supporter who sought the Republican nomination for Illinois
governor in 2006.
McCain, whose negative campaigning was cited by former Secretary of State Colin
Powell as a reason for his endorsement of Obama, is alienating other Republicans
in Chicago as well, including members of the business community.
"How about the new Oliver Stone motion picture" that "opened today, 'W.'? Yes, and I want to tell you something. If there is one thing I can't get enough of, it's the Bush family." - David Letterman

Karl Rove Arrest Attempt Plus More!
Activist tries to 'arrest' Rove at mortgage bankers convention

Palling Around With REAL Terrorists
Republican Sen.
John McCain served on the advisory board to the U.S. chapter of an international
group
linked to ultra-right-wing death squads in Central America in the 1980s.
The U.S. Council for World Freedom also aided rebels trying to overthrow the
leftist government of Nicaragua. That landed the group in the middle of the
Iran-Contra affair and in legal trouble with the Internal Revenue Service, which
revoked the charitable organization's tax exemption.
Rock-The-Voter News
Obama Accuses McCain of "Willful Ignorance" on the Economy
More Democrats Casting Early Ballots, Data Show New York Times

Too Stupid To Be Pharmacists

A new drug store at a Virginia strip mall is putting its faith in an unconventional business plan: No candy. No sodas. And no birth control. Divine Mercy Care Pharmacy is among at least seven pharmacies across the nation that are refusing as a matter of faith to sell contraceptives of any kind, even if a person has a prescription.
"And more
details coming out about Joe the Plumber." And "I'm not making this up. It came
out this morning. His real name is not Joe, and he's not a licensed plumber. …
However, the McCain campaign insists that the 'the' is accurate."- Conan
O'Brien
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Biz-Tech News
OPEC Ponders Choices as Oil Prices Plummet New York Times
Asian markets slide on glum corporate outlook The Associated Press
Boeing's quarterly profit off 37% on machinist strike MarketWatch
Report: Commercial real estate market to hit bottom next year Bizjournals.com
Yahoo to dump 1500 workers as slump deepens Washington Post
Wal-Mart sets new rules for China suppliers The Associated Press
"Despite
enormous fluctuations in the Dow Jones average this week, billionaire investor
Warren Buffett announced Friday that he will continue to invest in the stock
market during the current financial crisis. So remember, everyone, this is no
time to panic, as long as you're the richest man on earth." --Amy Poehler

Bush-Prison-Torture News
Charges dropped against 5 Guantánamo detainees International Herald Tribune
War Crimes Rejected By Germany
Germany on Wednesday
rejected a ruling by Italy's top criminal court that it must pay damages to the
families of victims of a World War II massacre.
Italy's Court of Cassation on Tuesday ordered Berlin to pay a total of euro1
million (US$1.3 million) to nine family members of victims of the June 1944
massacre.
"Joe the Plumber is such a celebrity now that after the debate he was rushed to Washington to unclog a valve on Dick Cheney."- David Letterman
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Man denied chance to subpoena Cheney Examiner.com

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Odd News
Dancing's Julianne Hough Hospitalized After Show

A Surinam horned frog crawls inside a pumpkin during "Boo at the Zoo" event at the Bronx Zoo in New York October 6, 2008. Photo/Julie Larsen Maher/Wildlife Conservation Society
Peace.