Monday edition - June 8, 2009



Right-Wing Protesters: Birth Control Will Kill You

Unable to turn the public against sex, the pro-life movement will be on the march Saturday trying to convince women that birth-control pills will kill them.

'Protest the Pill Day': Hurting women by spreading lies - ‎Jun 5, 2009‎
But the protest continues, with the theme "The Pill Kills Women." This is the second annual "Protest the Pill Day" (last year the goal was to equate the

Stephen Colbert shaves head for US troops in Iraq
The Associated Press - 6-8-09
BAGHDAD (AP) — It's official. Stephen Colbert has declared victory in the war in Iraq. But the top US commander in the country says not so fast.


"Have you noticed all of the dictators are stepping down? Castro stepping down. Kim Jong-Il. Dick Cheney. They're all taking a break." --David Letterman



The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


"North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-Il, is in the process of deciding who is going to be his successor and the most likely person is his youngest son, Kim Jong-Un. Yeah. Kim Jong-Un says he's excited but realizes he's got some awfully big women's sunglasses to fill. They're like the windshield from a Toyota." --Conan O'Brien


More Bad Bush Decisions Biting Our Butts


 This is one Christmas gift U.S. taxpayers don't need.

Construction of a $30 million dining facility at a U.S. base in Iraq is scheduled to be completed Dec. 25. But the decision to build it was based on bad planning and botched paperwork. The project is too far along to stop, making the mess hall a future monument to the waste and inefficiency plaguing the war effort, according to an independent panel investigating contracting in Iraq and Afghanistan.

In its first report to Congress, the Wartime Contracting Commission presents a bleak assessment of how tens of billions of dollars have been spent since 2001.




Disturbing News


"Rush Limbaugh, you know Rush Limbaugh? The new face of the Republican Party, Rush Limbaugh. He says now, listen to this, he says now that he might support Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor. Yes, depending on how much OxyContin he can get his hands on."
--David Letterman




"The FBI has always hated the CIA."- Joe Scarborough, Here's the youtube clip @ 1:23





Republican-Shenanigans News


"By the way, I think this is good news. The CIA announced that they have a new lead on Osama bin Laden. They think that he's been hiding out in the $2,500 dollar seats at Yankee Stadium. They think that's where he is." --David Letterman


Laura Bush Defends Cheney


Former first lady Laura Bush said Monday she knows why former Vice President Dick Cheney feels the need to attack President Obama's policies, and publicly defend his own administration's legacy.



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Rock-The-Voter News


President Obama is in Germany right now, but he was in the Middle East before that. King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia met with Obama and gave him a large, shiny medallion on a thick, gold chain. Obama said, “Thank you, but I think you have me confused with Flavor Flav.”- Jimmy Fallon




'It's me,' Obama said of stone carving
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Bush will be the online commencement speaker at University of Phoenix. - Grant "Brad" Gerver


Go-F**k-Yourself News

Liz Cheney’s Song
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Liz Cheney.
You just can’t avoid Lizzie Cheney.
The former Veep’s to blame.
Their surnames are the same, you see.

Liz Cheney.
I sure would not miss Lizzie Cheney,
If suddenly I found
Liz Cheney unrenowned. Yippee!

Liz Cheney.
Say it loud and her lies are playing.
Make her stop, I confess I am praying.

Liz Cheney.
She’ll never stop fibbing.
Liz Cheney.

The most terrible lies I’ve ever heard.
Liz Cheney.


I hope you had a good time today!

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Alain Robert on the 32nd floor as he climbs the Royal Bank of Scotland building in Sydney, Australia, Tuesday, June 2, 2009. The French skyscraper climber nicknamed 'Spiderman' was arrested Tuesday after scaling a 41-story building in downtown Sydney with his bare hands, stopping traffic on the busy street below.
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