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"Have you noticed all of the dictators are stepping down? Castro stepping down. Kim Jong-Il. Dick Cheney. They're all taking a break." --David Letterman
 

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• US military deaths in Iraq war at 4,311 AP

• Iraq: Bombing of minibus in Shiite area kills 9 AP

• Villagers fight Taliban after Pakistan mosque blast Reuters

• 7,000 US Marines patrolling southern Afghan desert AP

• Some militants respond positively to Obama speech AP

• China quarantines New Orleans mayor, wife over flu AP

• Shootout kills 16 gunmen, 2 soldiers in Acapulco AP

• N. Korea sentences US reporters to 12 years labor AP

"North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-Il, is in the process of deciding who is going to be his successor and the most likely person is his youngest son, Kim Jong-Un. Yeah. Kim Jong-Un says he's excited but realizes he's got some awfully big women's sunglasses to fill. They're like the windshield from a Toyota." --Conan O'Brien
 

More Bad Bush Decisions Biting Our Butts

 This is one Christmas gift U.S. taxpayers don't need.

Construction of a $30 million dining facility at a U.S. base in Iraq is scheduled to be completed Dec. 25. But the decision to build it was based on bad planning and botched paperwork. The project is too far along to stop, making the mess hall a future monument to the waste and inefficiency plaguing the war effort, according to an independent panel investigating contracting in Iraq and Afghanistan.

In its first report to Congress, the Wartime Contracting Commission presents a bleak assessment of how tens of billions of dollars have been spent since 2001.
 

Disturbing News

• More Air France crash victims found CNN

• Frantic parents ram cars into burning day care CNN

• Kids may lose access to free Shriners Hospitals CNN

"Rush Limbaugh, you know Rush Limbaugh? The new face of the Republican Party, Rush Limbaugh. He says now, listen to this, he says now that he might support Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor. Yes, depending on how much OxyContin he can get his hands on." --David Letterman

"The FBI has always hated the CIA."- Joe Scarborough, Here's the youtube clip @ 1:23

Republican-Shenanigans News

• Palin: Defense cuts are 'a sign of weakness' CNN

• Sarah Palin hits New York City, joins Rudy Giuliani for Yankees game New York Daily News

• New Gingrich Responds To Powell-Cheney Debate CBS News

• Laura Bush glad Obama picked woman for high court AP

• All but over for Coleman, experts say

"By the way, I think this is good news. The CIA announced that they have a new lead on Osama bin Laden. They think that he's been hiding out in the $2,500 dollar seats at Yankee Stadium. They think that's where he is." --David Letterman

Laura Bush Defends Cheney

Former first lady Laura Bush said Monday she knows why former Vice President Dick Cheney feels the need to attack President Obama's policies, and publicly defend his own administration's legacy.
 

Rock-The-Voter News

• Really, I do like you, Obama tells French and Germans Reuters

• Obama promises more than 600,000 stimulus jobs AP

• 2 former drug dealers tied to Murtha-backed firm

President Obama is in Germany right now, but he was in the Middle East before that. King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia met with Obama and gave him a large, shiny medallion on a thick, gold chain. Obama said, “Thank you, but I think you have me confused with Flavor Flav.”- Jimmy Fallon

'It's me,' Obama said of stone carving
CNN Political Ticker

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil drops below $68 AP

• Chrysler dealers scramble to unload vehicles

• Canadians angered over "Buy American" rule

• Countrywide exec often warned about mortgage risks

• World airlines seen losing $9 billion this year

• Dollar General profit soars as shoppers seek value

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• Gov't has 'grave concerns' over potential martyrs The Associated Press

Bush will be the online commencement speaker at University of Phoenix. - Grant "Brad" Gerver

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Cheney and Pelosi Have Poor Ratings in Common Gallup.com

• Dick Cheney Approval Rises to 37 Percent in Recent Poll Product Design & Development

Liz Cheney’s Song
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Liz Cheney.
You just can’t avoid Lizzie Cheney.
The former Veep’s to blame.
Their surnames are the same, you see.

Liz Cheney.
I sure would not miss Lizzie Cheney,
If suddenly I found
Liz Cheney unrenowned. Yippee!

Liz Cheney.
Say it loud and her lies are playing.
Make her stop, I confess I am praying.

Liz Cheney.
She’ll never stop fibbing.
Liz Cheney.

The most terrible lies I’ve ever heard.
Liz Cheney.
 

I hope you had a good time today!

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Odd News

• Thai police: FBI can observe Carradine probe

• Jon Plus 8 Minus Kate E! Online

• Stowaway from Ethiopia found among Dulles baggage AP

• NASA plans launch invitations to Twittering media

• NY man arrested buying drugs with slaughtered pig

• Beer run on a lawn mower leads to OUI charge

• 90-year-old Ill. woman gets high school diploma

To Help You Deflate Photo

Alain Robert on the 32nd floor as he climbs the Royal Bank of Scotland building in Sydney, Australia, Tuesday, June 2, 2009. The French skyscraper climber nicknamed 'Spiderman' was arrested Tuesday after scaling a 41-story building in downtown Sydney with his bare hands, stopping traffic on the busy street below.
Photo/Southern Cross Equities

Peace.

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