Thursday edition - December 18, 2008





Confirmed: Cheney's Role in Approving Torture
San Francisco Chronicle,  USA - 12-18-08
On Monday of this week, George W. Bush's scowling sidekick and secretive Svengali, Dick Cheney, emerged from his hiding place to speak with ABC News..


Iraqi officials arrested over coup plot against prime minister, UK - 12-18-08
About 35 Iraqi officials have been arrested for plotting a coup against the prime minister, Nouri al-Maliki, and charges of corruption, it was reported

Turley: Cheney actions 'unambiguously a war crime'
Raw Story, MA - 12-18-08
Constitutional law professor Jonathan Turley believes that not only did Vice President Dick Cheney "unambiguously" confess to a war crime during an

Let's just tar and feather Cheney and be done with it. Or, at the very least, throw a shoe at him.


"The current administration, of course, is winding down, not just President Bush, but everybody is sort of talking about the eight years. Yesterday, Dick Cheney was interviewed by ABC News, and he reflected on his eight years in office. Yeah. And he turned into a bat and disappeared in a puff of smoke." --Conan O'Brien





The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush


"As you know, the Bush administration has a new slogan: 'Duck!'" --Jay Leno



"I didn't compromise my soul to be a popular guy." - George W. Bush in a wide-ranging interview with Fox News Channel





"Have you watched this tape? Some people are criticizing the Secret Service, because the shoe thrower caught them off guard. The man was able to throw a second shoe. A spokesman for the Secret Service said, 'Sorry, but we were laughing our asses off.'" --Conan O'Brien



Disturbing News

Just When You Thought It Couldn't Get Any Weirder, It Does


An Egyptian man said Wednesday he was offering his 20-year-old daughter in marriage to Iraqi journalist Muntazer al-Zaidi, who threw his shoes at U.S. President George W. Bush in Baghdad Sunday,


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Republican-Shenanigans News

You Bet Your Dupa



Turns out the joke's on Arlen Specter.

He apparently thought it would be funny to utter a few wisecracks about the intellectual shortcomings of Polish people. In doing so, though, the veteran U.S. senator and amateur comedian appears far less intelligent than anyone he attempted to lamely lampoon.




Northern Exposure


Alaska officials are investigating racist jokes about President-elect Barack Obama that have been circulating on state government e-mail accounts.

One of the five e-mails obtained by The Associated Press asks about the outcome of the Democrat's victory after all the time and money invested and concludes: "Another black family living in government housing!"

Rock-The-Voter News



 Queen Elizabeth has announced that the economy is so bad in England, she is asking all members of the royal family to reduce their spending, otherwise, they would face the ultimate disaster, you know, having to get a real job." --Jay Leno


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Biz-Tech News


"I was impressed by how nimbly President Bush was able to dodge those shoes. I know he's got a lot of dodging experience from his years during the Vietnam War, but this was pretty slick." --Jimmy Kimmel




New Credit Card Rules



Federal regulators on Thursday adopted sweeping new rules for the U.S. credit card industry that will shield consumers from increases in interest rates on existing account balances among other changes.

Under the new rules, which take effect July, 2010, customers who are less than 30 days late on payments would not be subject to higher interest rates and their credit ratings won't take a hit...


Bush-Prison-Torture News


Dick Cheney Speaks


“The most important thing,” Dick Cheney told Emanuel with a sober stare, “is that you have to control your vice-president.”


Go-F**k-Yourself News




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