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Wednesday edition - May 7 2008
"President Bush said that Cinco de Mayo is an opportunity to recognize the strong ties of family, economy and culture that bind the United States and Mexico. That was nice. Yeah. Then the president said, 'Now, let's get back to building that fence.'" --Conan O'Brien
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam
“Well, you know what’s interesting? A lot of venture capitalists are now looking at investing in Baghdad. That shows you how bad our economy is. ‘Ah, forget it here, let’s go to Baghdad.’” - Jay Leno
WMDs Found In India
India successfully test-fired Wednesday a nuclear-capable missile that can hit targets from Beijing to Baghdad, the Defense Ministry said.
Disturbing News
"The federal government announced that the economy lost jobs for the fourth straight month in a row. But President Bush tried to turn it around by saying, 'The good news is, we anticipated this.' See, that's the good news. So what is he saying? 'See, I knew I was going to screw up the economy. And guess what. I was right.' All of a sudden, that response to Hurricane Katrina is starting to make sense now." --Jay Leno
Is Anyone In This Administration Honest?
Federal agents raided the office and home of U.S. Special Counsel Scott Bloch on Tuesday while investigating whether the nation's top protector of whistle-blowers destroyed evidence potentially showing he retaliated against his own staff.
Republican-Shenanigans-News
"I guess
it's neck and neck with Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. They've got a big
primary tomorrow, and they're everywhere right now. Yesterday's entire 'Meet the
Press' was devoted to Barack Obama, while the entire 'This Week with George
Stephanopoulos' was devoted to Hillary Clinton. ... Meanwhile, John McCain spent
the day watching a 'Golden Girls' marathon." --Conan O'Brien
Subject: Rev. Wright, Sen. Obama's Former Minister
Bill Moyers interview with
Rev. Wright, Sen. Obama's former minister, was time well spent. Rev. Wright is a
calm straightforward person who speaks of mans' inhumanity toward man and how
corrupt governments have been over the course of history. Nothing new. I agree
with him. His delivery at his own church might be a little edgy to some but few
whites have had the experience of being in a black church. I'm impressed with
him.
I bet Obama won't use Rev. Wright to lead the White House prayer! Hillary will probably take a poll to determine her choice.
The Rev. Wright made an ass of himself, not Obama.
This is the most fascinating election ever -- and what a cast of characters.
If we had just listened to our forefathers about separation of "Church and State", this would have all been avoided!
Operation Chaos Had A Limbaughtomy
Radio's Rush Limbaugh,
self-styled "commander-in-chief'' of "U.S. Operation Chaos,'' may be taking some
credit for the outcome of the Democratic primary election in Indiana - credit
for helping narrowly hand it to Sen. Hillary Clinton.
Rock-The-Voter-News
Biz-Tech-News
"Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for." Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
Bush-Prison-Torture-News
"I want to apologize to the administration. I forgot last Thursday was the fifth anniversary of President Bush's 'Mission Accomplished' declaration. I'm sorry! Usually on that day, I let the president dress up in a flight suit and land on me." - Jon Stewart
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Odd News
Antiquities of "incalculable" worth that were plundered from archaeological sites in South America and smuggled to Europe, according to Spanish police, are displayed in Madrid May 6, 2008. The antiquities, predating the Spanish conquest, included dozens of valuable golden objects, masks, vessels, pendants, maces and textiles stolen from Peru, Ecuador and Colombia. Photo/Spanish police
Peace.
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