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Monday edition - December 28, 2009 |
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System to
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Top 10 Republican sex scandals of the decade |
Sounds of
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"President Obama prank-called a Washington radio station, calling himself 'Barry from D.C.' Then, just to mess with him, Obama called Glenn Beck's radio show as 'B. Hussein from Kenya.'" ?" –Conan O'Brien
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
The Associated Press: US military deaths in Iraq war at 4370
Obama to probe security gaps that allowed terror suspect on plane
‘Sick Nigerian’ Incident Leads to Airline Ban on ‘Gaseous’ Passengers
By Don Davis
"Former
President Bush is writing his memoirs and he says they will focus on 12 major
decisions he made in his life. The weird thing is, 11 of them were made by Dick
Cheney." –Conan O'Brien
Disturbing News
"Final
installment of Things More Fun Than Reading the Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving into
a tree, microwaving your head, and getting stabbed in the eye with a carrot."
–David Letterman
Feds Missed Red Flags: Terrorist Suspect Was on Nigerian Spam List
By Don Davis
Republican-Shenanigans News
Quick Fact: On CNN, Matalin falsely claims "Bush inherited" 9-11 attacks and ... Media Matters for America
GOP Book Explosion
Laura Bush, Henry Paulson,
Mitt Romney and Karl Rove are among the big political names with books coming
out in Spring 2010.
The former first lady’s memoir, “Spoken from the Heart,” will be published by
Scribner on May 4.
Great
minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
Eleanor Roosevelt
For Xmas, Teabaggers Take Break, to Become Eggnoggers
By Don Davis
Rock-The-Voter News
"Oh, I
love this — did you hear about this? Did you hear about this? Yesterday,
President Obama said his wife, Michelle, decided they should not buy each other
Christmas gifts this year. Mr. President, if you’re listening, it’s a trap!
Listen! She doesn’t mean it. Go shopping. Let me tell you something Mr.
President, if you don’t buy her a gift, you better hope health care passes."
–Jay Leno
I once had
a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read
the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
Eleanor Roosevelt
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Biz-Tech News
Kindle is most gifted Amazon item, ever CNET News
Love, Republican Style
U.S. federal authorities are
investigating millions of dollars contributed by fraud suspect Allen Stanford
and his staff to U.S. lawmakers in the past decade, the Miami Herald reported on
Sunday....The Miami Herald said that on the day federal agents raided Stanford's
offices in the United States, Feb. 17, the financier received an e-mail message
from Pete Sessions, the chairman of the National Republican Congressional
Committee.
The newspaper said the message was found on Stanford's computer servers and
reads: "I love
you and believe in you.
"If you want my ear/voice -- e-mail," the Miami Herald quoted the message as
saying, adding it was signed "Pete."
Over the
weekend, the U.S. transferred 12 Guantanamo detainees to their homelands of
Afghanistan, Yemen and Somalia. Wait, we’re sending potential terrorists back to
Afghanistan? That’s like dropping Roman Polanski off at a Jonas Brothers
concert.- Jimmy Kimmel
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"Dick
Cheney has been named 'Conservative of the Year' by Human Events magazine. I
think this is the first time 'Dick Cheney' and 'human' have been used in the
same sentence. Dick Cheney was also named 'gas-bag of the year' by Gas-Bag
magazine." –David Letterman
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Cheney Advises the Pope to Torture His Attacker Satire by Don Davis
The Gene Autry museum has begun programs and exhibits about the gay cowboy on the American frontier. It turns out “Oklahoma” was really a documentary. - Laugh Lines
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Odd News
To Help You Deflate Photo
In this photo
distributed by the Xinhua news agency, a high-speed train is seen at the Wuhan
Railway Station Opening in Wuhan, central China, on Saturday Dec. 26, 2009. The
Wuhan-Guangzhou railway, is the longest high-speed railway and one of the
world's fastest with an average speed around 217 mile per hour (350kph).
Photo/Xinhua, Cheng Min
”If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace.” ~ John Lennon