Monday edition - December 28, 2009

 

 

System to keep air travel safe failed: Napolitano
Reuters - Deborah Charles, Vicki Allen - ‎12-28-09
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The system aimed at keeping air travel secure failed when a Nigerian man who was suspected of ties to militants managed to smuggle...

 

Top 10 Republican sex scandals of the decade
Examiner.com - ‎12-28-09
2009: Mark Sanford, Republican governor of South Carolina, took off for five days in June without telling anyone where he was, finally said he was hiking...

Sounds of Firecrackers Mark Failure of Terror Plot
ABC News - Eileen Sullivan, Devlin Barrett - ‎12-28-09‎
AP What sounded like firecrackers was the climax of a failed attempt by a suspected terrorist to blow up a


 

"President Obama prank-called a Washington radio station, calling himself 'Barry from D.C.' Then, just to mess with him, Obama called Glenn Beck's radio show as 'B. Hussein from Kenya.'" ?" –Conan O'Brien

 


 


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‘Sick Nigerian’ Incident Leads to Airline Ban on ‘Gaseous’ Passengers

By Don Davis

 


 

"Former President Bush is writing his memoirs and he says they will focus on 12 major decisions he made in his life. The weird thing is, 11 of them were made by Dick Cheney." –Conan O'Brien
 


 

 


 

Disturbing News


 

"Final installment of Things More Fun Than Reading the Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving into a tree, microwaving your head, and getting stabbed in the eye with a carrot." –David Letterman
 


 

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Feds Missed Red Flags: Terrorist Suspect Was on Nigerian Spam List

By Don Davis

 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


GOP Book Explosion

 

 

Laura Bush, Henry Paulson, Mitt Romney and Karl Rove are among the big political names with books coming out in Spring 2010.

The former first lady’s memoir, “Spoken from the Heart,” will be published by Scribner on May 4.

 


 

 


 

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
Eleanor Roosevelt

 


 

For Xmas, Teabaggers Take Break, to Become Eggnoggers

By Don Davis

 


 

 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

"Oh, I love this — did you hear about this? Did you hear about this? Yesterday, President Obama said his wife, Michelle, decided they should not buy each other Christmas gifts this year. Mr. President, if you’re listening, it’s a trap! Listen! She doesn’t mean it. Go shopping. Let me tell you something Mr. President, if you don’t buy her a gift, you better hope health care passes." –Jay Leno
 


 


 

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
Eleanor Roosevelt
 


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Biz-Tech News


Love, Republican Style

 

 

U.S. federal authorities are investigating millions of dollars contributed by fraud suspect Allen Stanford and his staff to U.S. lawmakers in the past decade, the Miami Herald reported on Sunday....The Miami Herald said that on the day federal agents raided Stanford's offices in the United States, Feb. 17, the financier received an e-mail message from Pete Sessions, the chairman of the National Republican Congressional Committee.

The newspaper said the message was found on Stanford's computer servers and reads: "I love you and believe in you.

"If you want my ear/voice -- e-mail,"
the Miami Herald quoted the message as saying, adding it was signed "Pete."
 


 


 

Over the weekend, the U.S. transferred 12 Guantanamo detainees to their homelands of Afghanistan, Yemen and Somalia. Wait, we’re sending potential terrorists back to Afghanistan? That’s like dropping Roman Polanski off at a Jonas Brothers concert.- Jimmy Kimmel
 


Bush-Prison-Torture News



 

"Dick Cheney has been named 'Conservative of the Year' by Human Events magazine. I think this is the first time 'Dick Cheney' and 'human' have been used in the same sentence. Dick Cheney was also named 'gas-bag of the year' by Gas-Bag magazine." –David Letterman
 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

The Gene Autry museum has begun programs and exhibits about the gay cowboy on the American frontier. It turns out “Oklahoma” was really a documentary. - Laugh Lines

 


 


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Holiday hugs to

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Odd News


To Help You Deflate Photo

 

 

In this photo distributed by the Xinhua news agency, a high-speed train is seen at the Wuhan Railway Station Opening in Wuhan, central China, on Saturday Dec. 26, 2009. The Wuhan-Guangzhou railway, is the longest high-speed railway and one of the world's fastest with an average speed around 217 mile per hour (350kph).
Photo/Xinhua, Cheng Min

 

”If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace.” ~ John Lennon

 


 


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