Wednesday edition - July 1, 2009



SC gov gambles to 'lay it all out' about affair
AP - 7-1-09
COLUMBIA, S.C. - After days of assuring the public he was firmly in control after admitting a scandalous affair, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford detailed other encounters with his Argentine "soul mate," dalliances with women before her, and his struggle to salvage his 20-year marriage

SC attorney general calls for investigation of gov
The Associated Press - ‎7-1-09
COLUMBIA, SC (AP) — South Carolina's attorney general is asking for an investigation into Gov. Mark Sanford's travels after he admitted seeing his mistress

Old Law Makes Sanford's Affair Criminal
CBS News - 7-1-09
Mark Sanford's admitted extramarital affair with a woman in Argentina could cost him his job. It could cost him his marriage. And, under an antiquated state


Mark Sanford seems to be having a self inflicted nervous breakdown.


I'm surprised Mrs. Sanford hasn't told him to take a hike on the Appalachian Trail. Or maybe she has.



South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford met with his wife, Jenny, for the first time since admitting his affair with the woman in Argentina yesterday. It did not go very well. The first thing he asked was, “Did I get any e-mails while I was away? I did? Oh, gosh.” Then he said, “Hey, if it’s any consolation, I got you a shot glass at the airport.” - Jimmy Fallon



The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

4,322 US Military Souls Sigh


The celebrations in Iraq marking the pullback of U.S. combat forces from Baghdad and other cities stand in stark contrast to the reaction in the United States. Here the transfer of power has been met almost with public indifference, overshadowed by everything from Michael Jackson's death to the fate of President Obama's domestic agenda.





Disturbing News



Subject: Cafferty


Hey Lisa,
I was watching CNN after getting home from work and saw Jack Cafferty quoting a "Lisa" from Ashford, Alabama. That just had to be you!!


Yes, that was me. blush.


Jack Cafferty quoting me, who would have thunk?


The question Jack Cafferty asked was How will recent GOP sex scandals affect upcoming races?


Lisa from Ashford, Alabama writes:
Sex scandals may be the best thing to happen to the Republican Party. It takes our mind off the fact they wasted the last eight years they were in power.





Elizabeth Hasselbeck says a lawsuit accusing her of plagiarism is “without merit.” She then added, “When I wrote my book four score and seven years ago, it was the best of times and the worst of times.” - Laugh Lines



Republican-Shenanigans News


Though he says he “crossed the line” with other women, Mark Sanford says he never “crossed the ultimate line” with anyone other than his Argentine mistress. By “the ultimate line,” I’m assuming he means the Equator. - Laugh Lines





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Rock-The-Voter News


Legislating Morality Moron


Recently, Rush Limbaugh explained how Obama economic policies were the cause of Republican Gov. Mark Sanford’s affair with a beautiful Argentinean woman. But what caused the economic problems that caused the stimulus package that aroused Gov. Sanford? Oklahoma Rep. Sally Kern has finally answered that question: our sins. Kern has drafted a resolution that puts the current economic crisis squarely on the backs of libertines and godless people who have produced a moral crisis.




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Biz-Tech News


Sources say that 65 General Motors cars were provided for the movie “Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen.” General Motors said they’ll be providing even more of their cars for the next one, “Transformers 3: Revenge of the Lemons.”- Conan O'Brien




Bush-Prison-Torture News

South Carolina's Lt. Governor Bauer Says He's Not Gay! So There!



During an interview Monday, Bauer, who is a bachelor, voluntarily brought up the subject of his sexual orientation, which he said has been the subject of rumors.

Asked, then, if he’s homosexual, Bauer said: “One word, two letters. ‘No.’ Let’s go ahead and dispel that now.

“Is Andre Bauer gay? That is now the story,” he said. “We’re a long way from where we were a week ago.

“We have diverted what the real topic should be here: Is the governor capable for carrying on the duties for which he was elected?”


Dick Cheney is writing a memoir. The book will be called “To Kill a Mockingbird While Aiming at Your Lawyer.”- Colin Ferguson

Go-F**k-Yourself News




Subject: wow!!!


thanks sooo much for putting that story in about the noctilucent clouds. don't know how deeply you went into the story, but i've spent a lot of time today looking at pics of some of the most beautiful skies i've ever seen. till today i had no idea they even existed. there are sites galore about these things, even a song and video from NASA.
i even have one on my puter as wallpaper. you rule!
an extra big hug,


You're more than welcome and thanks for the video link...beautiful.


I've been a lifetime sky gazer and appreciate Mother Nature's art.


Once I saw Santa and his sleigh in the clouds going across the seven mile bridge to Key West during Christmas season. I was 32 not 2.

Oft times in Costa Rica, the clouds at sunset form a 3D mountain range on the horizon.


I hope to one day see the Aurora Borealis or Australis.



Jimmy Kimmel on the Perez Hilton feud with Black Eyed Peas...

"In fairness, the band does have "Black Eye" right in their name."





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A U.S. Air Force F-22 Raptor executes a supersonic flyby over the flight deck of the aircraft carrier USS John C. Stennis (CVN 74) in the Gulf of Alaska, in this handout photo taken on June 22, 2009. The John C. Stennis is participating in Northern Edge 2009, a joint exercise focusing on detecting and tracking units at sea, in the air and on land. Picture taken on June 22, 2009. Photo/Ronald Dejarnett/U.S. Navy





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