Mark Sanford seems to be having a self inflicted nervous breakdown.
I'm surprised Mrs. Sanford hasn't told him to take a hike on the Appalachian Trail. Or maybe she has.
South
Carolina Governor Mark Sanford met with his wife, Jenny, for the first time
since admitting his affair with the woman in Argentina yesterday. It did not go
very well. The first thing he asked was, “Did I get any e-mails while I was
away? I did? Oh, gosh.” Then he said, “Hey, if it’s any consolation, I got you a
shot glass at the airport.” - Jimmy Fallon
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
4,322 US Military Souls Sigh
The celebrations in Iraq marking the pullback of U.S. combat forces from Baghdad and other cities stand in stark contrast to the reaction in the United States. Here the transfer of power has been met almost with public indifference, overshadowed by everything from Michael Jackson's death to the fate of President Obama's domestic agenda.
Disturbing News
Subject: Cafferty
Hey Lisa,
Yes, that was me. blush.
Jack Cafferty quoting me, who would have thunk?
The question Jack Cafferty asked was How will recent GOP sex scandals affect upcoming races?
Lisa from Ashford,
Alabama writes:
Elizabeth Hasselbeck says a lawsuit accusing her of plagiarism is “without merit.” She then added, “When I wrote my book four score and seven years ago, it was the best of times and the worst of times.” - Laugh Lines
Republican-Shenanigans News
Though he says he “crossed the line” with other women, Mark Sanford says he never “crossed the ultimate line” with anyone other than his Argentine mistress. By “the ultimate line,” I’m assuming he means the Equator. - Laugh Lines
She's Just Got To Be In Competition
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is confident Barack Obama can be beaten — in a long distance run..."I betcha I'd have more endurance," Palin said
Rock-The-Voter News
Legislating
Recently, Rush Limbaugh explained how Obama economic policies were the cause of Republican Gov. Mark Sanford’s affair with a beautiful Argentinean woman. But what caused the economic problems that caused the stimulus package that aroused Gov. Sanford? Oklahoma Rep. Sally Kern has finally answered that question: our sins. Kern has drafted a resolution that puts the current economic crisis squarely on the backs of libertines and godless people who have produced a moral crisis.
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Biz-Tech News
Sources say that 65 General Motors cars were provided for the movie “Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen.” General Motors said they’ll be providing even more of their cars for the next one, “Transformers 3: Revenge of the Lemons.”- Conan O'Brien
Bush-Prison-Torture News
South Carolina's Lt. Governor Bauer Says He's Not Gay! So There!
During an interview Monday,
Bauer, who is a bachelor, voluntarily brought up the subject of his sexual
orientation, which he said has been the subject of rumors.
Dick
Cheney is writing a memoir. The book will be called “To Kill a Mockingbird While
Aiming at Your Lawyer.”- Colin Ferguson Go-F**k-Yourself News
Subject: wow!!!
thanks sooo much for
putting that story in about the noctilucent clouds. don't know how deeply you
went into the story, but i've spent a lot of time today looking at pics of some
of the most beautiful skies i've ever seen. till today i had no idea they even
existed. there are sites galore about these things, even a song and video from
NASA.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xF2vSKINK0
You're more than welcome and thanks for the video link...beautiful.
I've been a lifetime sky gazer and appreciate Mother Nature's art.
Once I saw Santa and his sleigh in the clouds going across the seven mile bridge to Key West during Christmas season. I was 32 not 2. Oft times in Costa Rica, the clouds at sunset form a 3D mountain range on the horizon.
I hope to one day see the Aurora Borealis or Australis.
Jimmy Kimmel on the
Perez Hilton feud with Black Eyed Peas...
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Odd News To Help You Deflate Photo
A U.S. Air
Force F-22 Raptor executes a supersonic flyby over the flight deck of the
aircraft carrier USS John C. Stennis (CVN 74) in the Gulf of Alaska, in this
handout photo taken on June 22, 2009. The John C. Stennis is participating in
Northern Edge 2009, a joint exercise focusing on detecting and tracking units at
sea, in the air and on land. Picture taken on June 22, 2009. Photo/Ronald
Dejarnett/U.S. Navy Peace.
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