"There are some people who are saying
that maybe Dick Cheney is setting himself up to actually run for president. You
know, it makes sense. Republicans are looking for fresh blood, and Cheney just
had some yesterday." --Bill Maher
North Korea tested another nuclear bomb. The fear is that North Korea will sell this nuclear weapon to some unstable, volatile world leader, you know, like Dick Cheney.- Jay Leno
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
North Korea Threats
North Korea threatened military action Wednesday against U.S. and South Korean warships plying the waters near the Koreas' disputed maritime border, raising the specter of a naval clash just days after the regime's underground nuclear test.
"North Korea tested a nuclear bomb
today. I don't want to say this is a big deal, but it actually knocked 'Jon &
Kate Plus 8' right off the front page." --Jay Leno
Judge Sotomayor said she seemed overwhelmed today, and she said it really won’t sink in until she hears Rush Limbaugh say he hopes she fails.- Jay Leno
Disturbing News
"The other day George Bush gave a
speech at a graduating high school class. He wondered why they didn't give him
an honorary degree, but that's another story. It's interesting, he said he finds
not being president liberating. Agreed." --Bill Maher
Republican-Shenanigans News
"[Bush] told the kids it's interesting
the way life turns out, and now he finds himself walking the dog and picking up
poop. Finally, something he can actually find. He couldn't find Osama, he
couldn't find the weapons of mass destruction. If only we'd be attacked by dog
s**t, we'd be OK." –Bill Maher
"Being a voracious reader, I read a lot today and have read a lot growing up." - Sarah Palin
Rock-The-Voter News
Actually, the Republicans were a little disappointed. When they heard Obama said he might appoint a minority, they went, “Oh, great, a Republican!” - Jay Leno
"Osama bin Laden's former cook -- I
believe his name was Goatgang Puck if I'm not mistaken -- is coming to New York
to face charges. You know, we also got his driver. And here's the good news. I
understand we're closing in on his pool boy and his aroma therapist. Yeah, we
are closing the net." --Jay Leno Ads by Google
Biz-Tech News
"They put a provision in the credit card bill to let people carry guns in national parks. So when you're buried under a mountain of debt, at least you have a scenic place to go kill yourself." --Bill Maher
Bush-Prison-Torture News Gitmo Alum
Seventy-four, or one out of every seven, terrorism suspects formerly held at the U.S. detention site at Guantanamo Bay are confirmed or suspected of having returned to terrorism, the Pentagon said on Tuesday.
"Defense Secretary Robert Gates said the other day that the prison at Guantanamo Bay has become a taint on the reputation of America. And that's what the Bush administration will always be remembered as -- America's taint." --Bill Maher
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Will the Pope Excommunicate Mel Gibson?
Actor Mel
Gibson, who is
going through a divorce from his wife of 28 years, said on Monday his Russian
girlfriend is expecting their baby.
"Honolulu just conducted our nation's
first all-digital election. This is so cool. No voting booths, people cast their
votes online or by phone. Everyone here at 'Late Night' would like to
congratulate Honolulu's new mayor, a piano playing cat." --Jimmy Fallon
The California Supreme Court today upheld Proposition 8, the ban on gay marriage, but that’s not all. The court also upheld Prop 9, which allows metrosexuals to continue using too much bronzer.- Jimmy Fallon
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In this photo taken Friday, Jan. 30,
2009, Guy Negre, CEO of MDI (Motor Development International) poses next to an 'AirPod',
a car that runs on a compressed air-powered engine, at the MDI head office in
Carros, near Nice, southern France.
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