Monday edition - November 3, 2008




Palin costing McCain, poll suggests
CNN International - 11-3-08
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A new national poll suggests Sarah Palin may be hurting Republican presidential nominee John McCain more than she's helping him..


Obama, McCain battle across campaign's closing day
The Associated Press - 11-3-08
Breaking with tradition, both candidates planned to campaign on Election Day. McCain scheduled campaign stops in Colorado and New Mexico while Obama was set

Pakistan warns Petraeus against missile strikes
The Associated Press - 11-3-08
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan (AP) ó Pakistan warned a top US general Monday that frequent missile strikes on its territory risk inflaming anti-American sentiment


McCain said to be measuring drapes in his Sedona retirement home - Grant Gerver




The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

Now They Tell Us?



Saudi Arabia foiled a 2003 terror plot by militants who planned to hijack a plane and blow it up over a densely populated American city, a Saudi official said Sunday.

The official said the plan, first reported Sunday in government-guided Al-Watan newspaper, was for the attackers to transit through the U.S. to another destination so they could avoid applying for hard-to-get American visas required for Saudis. The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the issue, said the militants were preparing to execute the alleged plot when it was halted.

Fifteen of the 19 hijackers who attacked the United States on Sept. 11, 2001, were Saudis.



Now that the price of oil is falling, do we have to bail out the oil companies? - Zing!





Disturbing News


Court Orders Bush To Release Warrantless Wiretaps



The Bush administration must give to a federal court documents related to government wiretapping of domestic communications without a warrant after the September 11 attacks, according to a recent court order.


"Joe the plumber was supposed to appear at a John McCain rally , but didn't show up. Yeah. So, apparently, the guy really is a plumber." --Conan O'Brien




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Republican-Shenanigans News

Obama or Treat?



 A suburban Detroit woman has decided to scare up the vote among neighborhood children by just offering treats to John McCain supporters.




An Obsessiveís Lament (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Writing verse about Palinís been fun.
But enough! I must know who has won.
Although something disturbs me,
Alarms and perturbs me:
Just what shall I do when itís done?


"And a lot of juicy gossip on the campaign trail. Insiders of the McCain campaign say that Sarah Palin has gone rogue. Republicans are complaining that she's not listening to their advice, she's not taking their notes and she's going off on her own and saying whatever she wants. And then when the campaign was asked what they like best about her, 'She's a maverick!'" --Jay Leno



Rock-The-Voter News

Japan Is Shaking It For Obama



OBAMA, Japan (Reuters) Ė Dancing, singing and playing the guitar, residents in the sleepy Japanese fishing port of Obama are readying to party for Barack Obama before Tuesday's U.S. presidential election.

Around 50 men, women and children wearing "I Love Obama" T-shirts practiced hula dancing over the weekend for the Honolulu-born Democratic candidate, hoping he will win the vote and one day visit the town as U.S. President.


"And Republicans now say that the $150,000 worth of clothes they bought for Sarah Palin will probably go to a charity. Charity, is that a good idea? Isn't that kind of counterproductive? I mean, you're going to give a homeless woman your spare change when she's wearing a Dolce & Gabbana jacket and Jimmy Choo shoes, you know?" --Jay Leno


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Biz-Tech News


One Final Turn Of The Screw



As the U.S. presidential candidates sprint toward the finish line, the Bush administration is also sprinting to enact environmental policy changes before leaving power.

Whether it's getting wolves off the Endangered Species List, allowing power plants to operate near national parks, loosening regulations for factory farm waste or making it easier for mountaintop coal-mining operations,...



"This week out on the campaign trail, John McCain called Barack Obama a socialist, and President Bush defended Barack Obama. But see, again, I don't think President Bush really understands. Like, he told McCain, he said, 'When you're president, you get a lot of visitors to the White House. You have to be a good socialist. It's good manners'" --Jay Leno

Bush-Prison-Torture News




Whatever you do, do not feel sorry for supposed underdog John McCain. He's got unlimited Budweiser for life.  - Grant Gerver


Go-F**k-Yourself News




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Odd News



Actor Will Ferrell carries out a Halloween prank as a favor to USC football coach Pete Carroll during football practice October 30, 2008 in Los Angeles. The stuntman fell from a platform and Ferrell pretended to catch him and save his life. Ferrell later spoke to the football team. Picture taken October 30, 2008. Photo/Po-He Tseng,