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Monday edition - November 3, 2008
McCain said to be measuring drapes in his Sedona retirement home - Grant Gerver
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Now They Tell Us?
Saudi Arabia foiled a 2003
terror plot by militants who planned to hijack a plane and blow it up over a
densely populated American city, a Saudi official said Sunday.
Now that the price of oil is falling, do we have to bail out the oil companies? - Zing!
Disturbing News
Court Orders Bush To Release Warrantless Wiretaps
The Bush administration must
give to a federal court documents related to government
wiretapping of domestic communications without a warrant after the September 11
attacks, according to a recent court order.
"Joe the plumber was supposed to appear at a John McCain rally , but didn't show up. Yeah. So, apparently, the guy really is a plumber." --Conan O'Brien
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Republican-Shenanigans News
Obama or Treat?
A suburban Detroit
woman has decided to scare up the vote among neighborhood children
by just offering treats to John McCain supporters.
An
Obsessive’s Lament (Limerick)
"And a lot
of juicy gossip on the campaign trail. Insiders of the McCain campaign say that
Sarah Palin has gone rogue. Republicans are complaining that she's not listening
to their advice, she's not taking their notes and she's going off on her own and
saying whatever she wants. And then when the campaign was asked what they like
best about her, 'She's a maverick!'" --Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News
Japan Is Shaking It For Obama
OBAMA, Japan
(Reuters) – Dancing, singing and playing the guitar, residents in the sleepy
Japanese fishing port of Obama are readying to party for Barack Obama before
Tuesday's U.S. presidential election.
"And
Republicans now say that the $150,000 worth of clothes they bought for Sarah
Palin will probably go to a charity. Charity, is that a good idea? Isn't that
kind of counterproductive? I mean, you're going to give a homeless woman your
spare change when she's wearing a Dolce & Gabbana jacket and Jimmy Choo shoes,
you know?" --Jay Leno
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Biz-Tech News
One Final Turn Of The Screw
As the U.S. presidential
candidates sprint toward the finish line, the Bush administration is also
sprinting to enact environmental policy changes before leaving power.
"This week
out on the campaign trail, John McCain called Barack Obama a socialist, and
President Bush defended Barack Obama. But see, again, I don't think President
Bush really understands. Like, he told McCain, he said, 'When you're president,
you get a lot of visitors to the White House. You have to be a good socialist.
It's good manners'" --Jay Leno Bush-Prison-Torture News
Whatever you do, do not feel sorry for supposed underdog John McCain. He's got unlimited Budweiser for life. - Grant Gerver
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Donations as of November 3, 2008
Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
Odd News
Actor Will Ferrell carries out a Halloween prank as a favor to USC football coach Pete Carroll during football practice October 30, 2008 in Los Angeles. The stuntman fell from a platform and Ferrell pretended to catch him and save his life. Ferrell later spoke to the football team. Picture taken October 30, 2008. Photo/Po-He Tseng, USCRipsIT.com
Peace.
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