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Thursday edition - March 29, 2007

Drip, drip, drip. The bucket has begun to overflow.

"Homeland Security announced that there are 600,000 fugitives unaccounted for in America. And those are just the ones in the Bush administration." --Jay Leno

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

• U.S. military deaths in Iraq at 3,244 AP

• www.iraqbodycount.org

• Car bombs kill 40 in Iraqi Shi'ite town Reuters Canada

• Four Iraqi police killed in war-torn capital AFP

• 13 policemen arrested for Iraqi town massacre AFP

• Chlorine attacks repulsed in Fallujah AP

• Prisons crowded since Baghdad crackdown AP

• Troop levels likely to stay up into fall St. Petersburg Times

• Britain freezes contacts with Iran Seattle Times

• Iran says may not release British woman Reuters 

• Tillman Case Could Bring Punishments Washington Post 

• Pentagon buys gear from Iraqi factories AP

Blogging with Bush

In trying to win support for his escalation in Iraq, President Bush was reduced to quoting two bloggers in Baghdad -- who turned out to be brothers he had met here-- and their postings were more than three weeks old. Has it come to this?
 

"An aide to the newly elected Democratic Senator Jim Webb of Virginia was arrested for trying to bring the senator's gun into the Senate office building. Webb said he needed the gun for protection. Apparently, he had an afternoon meeting with Vice President Cheney." --Jay Leno

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Disturbing News

• Dozens of Tornadoes Rip Through Plain States XETV FOX6 San Diego,

• Northern New Zealand flooded as 3 months' rain falls in 36 hours Canadian Press

Bush, seeing floors, walls and ceilings crumbling all around his presidency, takes a bike ride into the sunset wishing he could be AWOL again. Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

Supreme Court Excitement

Two outsized personalities clashed at the Supreme Court on Wednesday and one of them, Justice Antonin Scalia, was briefly silenced by a barbed comment that left other justices laughing.

"Iran has seized 15 British sailors who Iran claims had sailed into Iranian waters. Britain denied the sailors entered Iran territory. Iran responded by denying the Holocaust." --Jay Leno

Republican Shenanigans

• Kyle Sampson's Opening Statement to Senate Judiciary Committee Washington Post 

• Bush seeks GOP support in war veto fight AP

• Repeat Iraq votes put GOP senators at '08 risk MSNBC

• Bush serves jokes at broadcasters dinner AP

• White House withdraws ambassador nominee AP

• Fence execs sentenced for illegal hiring AP
   

George Bush's Favorite Historian
The strange views of Andrew Roberts.
By Jacob Weisberg
 

Hearing Investigates Allegations of Misconduct at GSA

"In an interview, Rudy Giuliani's wife admitted that Rudy Giuliani is not her second husband. Actually, he's her third husband. She forgot about her first. But Rudy understands. When they started dating, he forgot he had a wife too." --Jay Leno

Rock-The-Voter News

• Thompson Run Could Trigger 'Equal Time' Rule Washington Post, DC 

• Publisher Steve Forbes endorses Giuliani AP

• McCain Criticizes Dems. On Iraq During Fla. Fundraiser WPBF

• McCain to Obama: Iraq war is changing AP

BIBLE-THUMPER GOODLING FINDS ‘RELIGION’ — IN THE CONSTITUTION!

Biz-Tech News

• KBR Prepared to Sever Last Ties To Halliburton With Stock Swap Washington Post 

• Circuit City Cuts 3400 'Overpaid' Workers Washington Post

• Upscale restaurants shun bottled water AP

• Yahoo ups ante in e-mail with promise of unlimited storage San Jose Mercury News 

• TJX: At least 45.7M card numbers stolen AP

 “Beautiful day here in New York City, ladies and gentlemen. It was so warm today that Alberto Gonzales was firing attorneys in the park!” - David Letterman

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Bush-Prison-Torture News

• International Watchdog Claims Russia Tortured Former Guantanamo ... MOSNEWS

C-SPAN: Rappin' Rove at Annual Correspondents Dinner

Hurricane Season 2007

The U.S. Gulf Coast, which is still rebuilding almost two years after Hurricane Katrina, faces a renewed threat of powerful storms this year, private forecaster AccuWeather said on Tuesday.

Go-F***-Yourself News

• 4 professors join with student group opposing Dick Cheney ... ABC 4 

• After car chase, man allegedly tells police he's Dick Cheney Newsday

• US Vice President Dick Cheney, Ukrainian CEC Chairman Davydovych ... Interfax - Ukraine News Agency
   

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