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Monday edition - July 25, 2011
"Republicans are blaming President Obama for bringing the heat from his native
Kenya." –Jimmy Kimmel
no deal on the debt ceiling. Washington is keeping us on the edge of our seat –
a seat that will soon be repossessed." –Craig Ferguson
we put a man on the moon. Today the best we can do is x-ray Kim Kardashian's
ass. And someday we'll celebrate the 40th anniversary of that." –David
Nukes And Republicans In The Same Sentence Make Me Nervous
Will Republicans, during
these debt-ceiling negotiations, do the unthinkable and support cutting defense
spending to avoid raising taxes on the uber-wealthy? The answer is yes, as it
should be, and there is an answer to their angst.
say, of all my issues with Michele Bachmann's brain, migraines are not even in
the top 20." –Jon Stewart
bad news for former Senator John Edwards – an audit of his campaign finances
shows he now owes the federal government $2.3 million. Apparently he spent money
on everything except condoms." –Jay Leno
YIs In NY
Wedding fever hit New York on Sunday, as hundreds of gay and lesbian couples lined up to be married on the first day that same-sex marriage was legal in the state.
Speaker John Boehner invited new congressmen over for pizza last night.
Unfortunately, the delivery guy left when they spent 10 hours fighting over a
plan to pay for it." –Jimmy Fallon
Update on the Condition Of All Hat No Cattle
NO DONATIONS ACCEPTED TODAY but I am asking for something else.
Hell, I've tried everything else to stop this onslaught of bad luck over the past few years.
A wonderful longtime online friend said to me in jest the other day that I should go to Haiti and get this curse removed from a Voodoo priest. Well, that got me to thinking, not that I believe in Voodoo but I do believe in the power of positive thought.
Although, I will gladly accept any religious removal attempt of this evil that has surrounded me.
No slaughtering of animals, please.
Devils Tower in Wyoming captured with a stunning view of the Milky Way. Photo: Eric Hines Photography/Flickr
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