• Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals,
  non-Christians and Hillary Clinton.

• Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's
  daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and
  a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

• Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but
  trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony
  and free trade.

• The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our
  highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iran.

• A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
  multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all
  mankind without interference or regulation of
  product safety to the consumer.
  
   

• The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
  speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
  
   

• If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
  
   

• A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies,
  then demand their cooperation and money.
  
   

• Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing
  health care to all Americans is socialism.
  
   

• HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public
  at heart.
  
   

• Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
  creationism should be taught in schools.
  
   

• Rebuilding Iraq is humanitarian but rebuilding New Orleans and its
  levee system is a stupid waste of taxpayer money.
  
   

• Giving the super-rich tax breaks is good for working people but
  providing child care to a single mother so she can work is government handouts.
  
   

• A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable
  offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which
  thousands die issolid defense policy.
  
   

• Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
  Constitution, which include banning gay marriages, eavesdropping on citizens,
  and censoring the Internet.
   

• The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but
  George & Laura Bush's driving record is none of our business.

• Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're
  a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our
  prayers for your recovery.

• You support states' rights, but the Attorney General can tell
  states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.
   

• What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national
  interest, but what Bush did in the 1980s is completely irrelevant.
   

• It's wrong to be a "tax-and-spend" Democrat but OK to be a
  "cut-taxes-and-spend-big" Republican.

What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas -- Not Always

In a debate with powerful echoes of the turbulent civil rights era, four Republicans running for Alabama's Supreme Court are making an argument legal scholars thought was settled in the 1800s: that state courts are not bound by U.S. Supreme Court precedents.

"June 1st is the start of the hurricane season. President Bush is already stockpiling excuses." --David Letterman

The same rules that allowed independent "527" groups such as America Coming Together and Swift Boat Veterans for Truth to pump more than $400 million into the 2004 election campaigns will remain in place for now, the Federal Election Commission announced yesterday, a decision that invites even larger sums to be spent influencing races this year and in 2008.

Lisa: Read Wed post. Plea for $$ got to me, so a little more on the way.

dennis

Gee, I didn't mean to plea -- I meant to give a gentle nudge.

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