TGIF/Weekend edition - September 4-6, 2009






 David Petraeus, Joe Scarborough eyed for '12
Politico - Mike Allen, Jim Vandehei - ‎9-4-09
Some major donors and GOP strategists have approached Joe Scarborough, the host of MSNBC's "Morning Joe, about a national run, according to party sources...


 Scarborough still distorting $23 trillion bailout figure
Media Matters for America - ‎Sep 2, 2009‎
MSNBC host Joe Scarborough falsely claimed that "Congress says that we've gone through -- guaranteed $23 trillion to banks and institutions...

 Despite Lockerbie furor, Libya open for business
The Associated Press - 9-4-09
CAIRO - The indignation and outrage in the US and Britain over Libya's warm welcome home for the Lockerbie bomber may just be a speedbump in the North African nation's drive for political and business rapprochement with the West


Heaven help us all, another partisan hack wanting to be president. Especially him. {{{Shudder}}}



"There was an article in Vanity Fair that says Sarah Palin -- listen to this, this borders on the creepy -- that what she was trying to do was adopt her daughter Bristol's baby. Oh yeah, like I'm going to make a joke about this." --David Letterman'




The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


"State Department's conducting a big investigation into a wild party thrown at the U.S. embassy in Afghanistan. Of course, in Afghanistan, a wild party is any event where a girl takes her socks off." --Conan O'Brien

Interesting Move


President Barack Obama said Friday that his administration will start releasing the names of people who visit the White House, reversing a long-standing policy transcending both Democratic and Republican presidents





Disturbing News


 "But this article is quite an expose. The article claims that Sarah Palin really couldn't see Russia from her house. The article also says that Sarah Palin was not much of a hunter. And I was thinking, I don't know, she killed John McCain's chances." --David Letterman



Republican-Shenanigans News




Republican Bob McDonnell is using a new television ad to push back against a wave of criticism over his 1989 master's thesis, which argued that working women are harmful to traditional families.



 "A spokesperson for Sarah Palin says she's about 85% finished with her book which means that Sarah Palin is finished with her book." --Conan O'Brien


Rock-The-Voter News


 "The Toyota Camry is the number one selling car in the U.S., because of the 'Cash for Clunkers' program. I think Obama's getting a little carried away. Now he's letting people trade in old American children for newer Japanese children." --Jimmy Fallon



Biz-Tech News


"Cheney accused Obama of setting a 'terrible precedent.' That's what Cheney said, Obama is setting a 'terrible precedent,' not to be confused with George W. Bush, who was a terrible president. That's a different deal." --David Letterman


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 "Cheney says that the CIA torture probe is a terrible idea and should never have been authorized. You mean like the war in Iraq? You mean like that, Dick?" --David Letterman

Go-F**k-Yourself News




 "Elmo from 'Sesame Street' is appearing in a new public service announcement informing people about swine flu. Doctors warn that if you see a red, furry, high-pitched monster informing you about swine flu, you may already have it." --Conan O'Brien




My Medical Update





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An aerial view shows a labyrinth in the form of a cow that is cut into a corn and hemp field in Marienfelde outside Berlin, Germany, September 2, 2009. The labyrinth was created by the Federal Institute of Risk Assessment to raise awareness for healthy eating and dangers from harmful substances in food as well as to explain the digestion process in the stomach of a cow.
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