Heaven help us all, another partisan hack wanting to be president. Especially him. {{{Shudder}}}

"There was an article in Vanity Fair that says Sarah Palin -- listen to this, this borders on the creepy -- that what she was trying to do … was adopt her daughter Bristol's baby. … Oh yeah, like I'm going to make a joke about this." --David Letterman'

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• US military deaths in Iraq war at 4,339

• The sudden death of one Marine in Afghanistan AP

• NATO airstrike in Afghanistan kills up to 90

• Pentagon extends Army unit in Afghanistan

• US Embassy fires 8 guards in lewdness scandal AP

"State Department's conducting a big investigation into a wild party thrown at the U.S. embassy in Afghanistan. Of course, in Afghanistan, a wild party is any event where a girl takes her socks off." --Conan O'Brien
 

Interesting Move

President Barack Obama said Friday that his administration will start releasing the names of people who visit the White House, reversing a long-standing policy transcending both Democratic and Republican presidents

Disturbing News

• Indonesian quake toll at 63, dozens still missing

• Warming in Arctic reverses 8,000 year old cooling trend

 "But this article is quite an expose. The article claims that Sarah Palin really couldn't see Russia from her house. The article also says that Sarah Palin was not much of a hunter. And I was thinking, I don't know, she killed John McCain's chances." --David Letterman

Republican-Shenanigans News

• Ex-State Department official to run Bush Institute

• Obama speech to students sparks new controversy

Republican Bob McDonnell is using a new television ad to push back against a wave of criticism over his 1989 master's thesis, which argued that working women are harmful to traditional families.

 "A spokesperson for Sarah Palin says she's about 85% finished with her book which means that Sarah Palin is finished with her book." --Conan O'Brien

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Rock-The-Voter News

• Number of Americans on food stamps rises AP

• Poverty rate among older Americans may be 18.6 percent AP

 "The Toyota Camry is the number one selling car in the U.S., because of the 'Cash for Clunkers' program. I think Obama's getting a little carried away. Now he's letting people trade in old American children for newer Japanese children." --Jimmy Fallon
 

Biz-Tech News

• Oil rises above $68 ahead of US jobs report

• Jobless rate at 9.7 pct.; 216K jobs lost in Aug.

• China regulator enlists patriotism to settle markets

• Florida Exodus: Rising Taxes Drive Out Residents

• Internet addiction center opens in US

"Cheney accused Obama of setting a 'terrible precedent.' That's what Cheney said, Obama is setting a 'terrible precedent,' not to be confused with George W. Bush, who was a terrible president. That's a different deal." --David Letterman

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• Canada's top court to hear Guantanamo inmate case

 "Cheney says that the CIA torture probe is a terrible idea and should never have been authorized. You mean like the war in Iraq? You mean like that, Dick?" --David Letterman
 

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Living with Cheney's poisonous legacy The Guardian

 "Elmo from 'Sesame Street' is appearing in a new public service announcement informing people about swine flu. Doctors warn that if you see a red, furry, high-pitched monster informing you about swine flu, you may already have it." --Conan O'Brien

My Medical Update

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