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Wednesday edition - September 26, 2006
"When the final history's written on Iraq, it'll be just a comma." -- George W. Bush, 9/24/06
Bush's comma quote reminded me of his Mom's quote - "Why should we hear about body bags and deaths? It's not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?" Their compassionate conservatism just sends chills up my spine.
The Constitution has left the building. www.seriouskidding.com
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Condinocchio
US Secretary of State
Condoleezza Rice has denied former President Bill Clinton's claim that he did
more than his successors to stop Osama Bin Laden.
NOTICE:
First of all, thank you all who donated in my fundraiser. Deep curtsy.
Second of all, it's great to be back in the states. I am producing AHNC today from a Comfort Inn (with WIFI!!) at Atlanta's airport.
Hopefully I will return to Home Sweet Home Alabama later today.
Thank you for your patience in my down time traveling.
Bush's Burst Bubble
Disturbing News
"The Transportation Security Administration has partially lifted the ban on carry-on liquids for air flights. You can bring liquids on the plane, as long as they are purchased from secure airport stores. What a relief, huh? See now instead of bringing your own hair gel, you can buy a three ounce tube at the airport for $162." --Jay Leno
Standing By Her Man
"I think my husband did a great job in demonstrating that Democrats are not going to take these attacks," Hillary Clinton said. "I'm certain that if my husband and his national security team had been shown a classified report entitled 'Bin Laden Determined To Attack Inside the United States' he would have taken it more seriously than history suggests it was taken by our current president and his national security team."
Republican Shenanigans
Rock-The-Voter News
"Bill O'Reilly is apparently on al Qaeda's death list. al Qaeda said they don't even think of him as an infidel. They just want to cut off his head, so he'll shut up." --Bill Maher
Biz/Tech News
Guantanamo-Gone-Wild
A British lawyer who
represents detainees at Guantánamo Bay yesterday claimed he was threatened with
internment at the notorious camp by a US military officer.
"We all
know about the big dust-up between President Bush and the Senate leadership over
his wanting to change the Geneva Conventions, right? Well, on Thursday, they
reached a compromise. That's not just a victory for Bush, it's a victory for the
country because basic human rights is something we all need to compromise on."
--Stephen Colbert
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"The Venezuelan President went to the U.N. and called Bush the devil. You could tell Bush was offended, because his tail stopped wagging. Bush said, 'I would love to answer your ridiculous charge that I'm the devil, but I'm a little too busy this week trying to unite my party behind torturing people.'." --Bill Maher
Go-F***-Yourself News
Fun Game
- You get to destroy
Odd News
In these two photos, notice the second photo which shows a huge tsunami like swell headed towards shore. Yes, that's me and that's not a tsunami - just a great photo shot in a Jurassic Park type setting. (Photo/Casey, 9-22-06, Playa Blanco, CR)
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