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Thursday
edition - July 3, 2008

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US outgunned in Afghanistan
San Jose Mercury News, USA - 7-3-08
WASHINGTON - The nation's top military officer said
Wednesday that more US soldiers are needed in Afghanistan to tamp down an
increasingly ...
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Bush Officials Condoned Regional Iraqi Oil Deal
Washington Post -
7-3-08
Bush administration
officials told Hunt Oil last summer that they did not object to its efforts
to reach an oil deal with the Kurdish regional government in northern Iraq,
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Iraq bans pictures of non-candidates in vote
The Associated Press - 7-3-08
The ban is likely to have the greatest impact on al-Sadr,
who has built a large following among disgruntled Shiites in Baghdad and
southern Iraq who haven't |
A recent
poll found that more Americans would rather barbecue burgers with Barack Obama
than with John McCain. Most Americans would still rather drink beer with
President Bush, but only until he got drunk enough to shove into the pool. -
Laughlines

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
"Russia does not have enemies and Putin is not going to start a war against the
United States or any other country for that matter. Yet we see the United States
approving a military budget and the defence secretary pledging to strengthen
conventional forces because of the possibility of a war with China or Russia. I
sometimes have a feeling that the United States is going to wage war against the
entire world."
-- Mikhail Gorbachev, former Soviet President,
claiming the
US military buildup risks leading to a new cold war with Russia

www.offthewahl.com
Racists
are "afraid that the moment Obama takes that oath of office, he's immediately
turning into (Flavor) Flav...And from now on there's gonna be Newports and grape
drink served in the Rose Garden." - Robin Williams on "The Tonight Show,"
June 24
Disturbing News

www.buckfush.com
President
Bush says he’s considering sending more troops to Afghanistan. Bush planned to
call it Operation Afghanistan Freedom until Dick Cheney pointed out that the
initials are OAF. -
Laughlines
Republican-Shenanigans News

$400 Million Propaganda Pill
Popping Machine
Rush Limbaugh has a new deal
to keep talking for another eight years and he'll get paid a pretty penny for
it.
Make that loads of pennies, reportedly upwards of $38 million a year.
"This is exactly where I want to be, doing what I was born to do, with an
amazing audience and phenomenal support from affiliate stations and sponsors,"
the conservative host said.
"I'm having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have."

Email
Subject: The New Democrats
Hi Lisa,
Obama should be 20 points
ahead of McCain...instead
he's running neck and neck with McCain.
This is not good and I asked
myself why and started Googling.
I ran across this article
Destroying Hillary Clinton
guardian.co.uk,
which explains the deep
division within the New Democrat party.
I am an Old Democrat who is
very grateful to the Clintons for giving this country 8 years of relative peace
and prosperity while enduring constant unwarranted investigations (Clintons were
10 million in debt when they left the White House) which ended in a president
impeached for cheating on his wife. And Obama Democrats revived the GOP hatred
of the Clintons, all the while the GOP sat back and laughed.
Now Obama has flip flopped
on campaign financing, FISA, and disturbing to me, he supports expanding Bush's
faith based programs and the death penalty. I'm wondering why I should vote for
him other than to keep McCain from being president.
And that is what my vote has
come down to, not pro Obama but anti-McCain.
America---what a country.
Thank you so much Lisa for
being there for us. I can't thank you enough.
Elisha
NY
Thank you
for writing.
I agree.
Obama should be far ahead of McCain. My guess is that Obama hasn't sufficiently
wooed the other half of the Democratic party, remember them -- the
"bitter" Hillary supporters?
Obama has
made one speech with Hillary since she suspended her campaign four weeks ago
this Saturday. Not much of an effort to "woo" if you ask me.
Obama may
have won the nomination but it was at a high cost and the polls seem to reflect
that.
Anti-McCain votes count too! Good for you!
Barack
Obama just announced an outreach program for faith-based groups. Does that
include Chicago Cubs fans? -
Laughlines

Rock-The-Voter News

Biz-Tech News

The Rich Keep Getting Richer

As supply fears helped set a
new price record, Saudi Arabia's oil minister said Thursday that OPEC's dominant
producer had no immediate plans to boost crude output because there was no need
to do so....For now,
"all our buyers are satisfied and happy," he told reporters on the fringes
of the 19th World Petroleum Congress and against a backdrop of soaring oil
prices that hit a trading record above US$145 a barrel.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
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All Hat No Cattle CD review:
“Songs of the Bushmen” by Harry Shearer

Comedic actor, writer, director and musician Harry Shearer’s new CD
lampooning the Bush administration is well worth checking out. And don’t
just take our word for it.
The right wing already is recoiling with self-righteous horror at Shearer’s
musical dissection of Dubya and his crew. Billboard ads for Shearer’s
just-released “Songs of the Bushmen” have been refused by Clear Channel –
the arch-conservative radio station and outdoor advertising conglomerate –
because the CD cover features President Decider with a bone through his
nose. How’s that for an endorsement?
To gauge political or cultural hot buttons here at All Hat No Cattle, we
occasionally utilize the CAST Barometer (Conservatives Are Soiling
Themselves): If the far right finds something particularly objectionable,
it’s often because there is an intrinsic truth or some highly redeeming
social value to the statement or issue. Using the CAST Barometer, “Songs of
the Bushmen” registers 8.2 on a 10-point scale because it really pisses off
neo-cons with some inconvenient truths.
Here are a few lyrical tidbits from Shearer’s tribute to Bush and his
legacy.
A think tank did the counting
The numbers still could rise
Total what we were told before the war: 935 lies …
Couple hundred thousand Iraqis
Said their early goodbyes
It’s the gift that keeps on giving, thanks to 935 lies
-- selections from “935 Lies”, a bluesy piece (and our personal favorite)
about the Bush Administration’s illegal war
He was the soul of loyalty
Wouldn’t even look at a drink
Now it’s the reward of royalty
Scooter’s skatin’ past the clink …
No cooler for the Scooter
In a way that was the point,
He’s still free to bend over
Scooter’s rescued from the joint
-- selections from “No Cooler for the Scooter”, a soft jazz rendition on the
prison pardon granted to vice presidential hatchet man Scooter Libby after
his felony conviction
Karen do they love us again?
Do they see Uncle Sam as their friend?
Does their heart swell with pride
Knowing God’s on our side?
Is the whole hatred thing on the mend?
-- from “Karen”, a lilting country ballad dedicated to former White House
Communications Director Karen Hughes
“Songs of the Bushmen” contains seven other songs, each dedicated to a
different player in the administration:
"Gym Buds" (Condoleeza Rice)
"Stuff Happens" (Donald Rumsfeld)
"Wolf on the Run" (Paul Wolfowitz)
"Turd Blossom Special" (former Karl Rove)
"Carrot Soup" (John Bolton)
"Who Is Yoo" (John Yoo)
"Smooth Moves" (Colin Powell)
“Songs of the Bushmen” was released July 1 by Courgette Records on
digital platforms including iTunes and
Amazon. The CD is a follow-up to Shearer’s release last year of “Songs
Pointed and Pointless”, which was nominated for a Grammy for best comedy
album. Although his latest musical effort seems headed for similar success,
Shearer admits to a twinge of regret over the imminent departure of the Bush
Administration because it will be “sorely missed by comedy writers
everywhere.”
"Songs of the Bushmen."
See "935 Lies"
here.
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About Harry Shearer

Harry Shearer is best known to millions worldwide over the past two decades
because of his voice work on The Simpsons television show, in which he plays
the characters Mr. Burns, Smithers, Ned Flanders, Rev. Lovejoy and Scratchy.
The Los Angeles native entered the entertainment industry in his teens with
guest appearances on TV shows including The Jack Benny Program, General
Electric Theatre and Alfred Hitchcock Presents.
In 1968, Shearer joined a news satire team at KRLA-AM called The Credibility
Gap, which developed a strong fan following with comedy such as alternative
live commentaries on the annual Rose Parade in Pasadena. The Gap crew formed
a band to play local clubs and eventually recorded a number of comedy
albums.
In the early 1980s, Shearer and friends Michael McKean and Christopher
Guest, along with director Rob Reiner, began to incubate an idea for a fake
documentary about an aging heavy metal band. The resulting movie, This Is
Spinal Tap, became the granddaddy of the “mockumentary” genre.
Shearer's other film credits include Real Life, The Right Stuff, Portrait of
a White Marriage, The Fisher King, Godzilla, The Truman Show, Small
Soldiers, A Mighty Wind, and For Your Consideration.
On TV, he has been a regular cast member on Saturday Night Live during two
different time spans.
Theatrically, Shearer has collaborated with writer Tom Leopold and composer
Peter Matz to create the book and lyrics for an original musical about J.
Edgar Hoover titled J. Edgar!: The Musical. The play premiered at The Aspen
Comedy Festival and currently is being developed for Broadway.
On radio, Shearer's one-hour satirical sandbox Le Show is heard weekly on
stations worldwide.
In 2006, Shearer released his first novel, Not Enough Indians (Justin,
Charles & Company). The book takes a darkly comic look at the proliferation
of Native American gaming and what happens to a fictional town when it
transforms into the sovereign nation of a long lost tribe. The critically
acclaimed novel is also available in paperback and on tape.
In 2007, Shearer plunged into the on-line video universe when the Harry
Shearer Channel became a cornerstone of My Damn Channel ( (www.MyDamnChannel.com),
an entertainment studio and new media platform specifically created to
empower artists to co-produce and distribute episodic video content. Each
week a new political or pop culture satire written by and featuring Shearer
is unveiled.
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Go-F**k-Yourself News
Jesus Fireworks
“I think this year with the
economy the way it is, people are going to stay home more, so they’re probably
going to put more money into fireworks,” said Brenda Barnette who each year
operates
Fireworks for Jesus, a stand at the corner of Alabama highways 157 and 69
which raises money for her church, Spirit Life.

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