Wednesday edition - May 30, 2007


West Point graduates did not throw rotten tomatoes at Dick Cheney.  Darn.




Secret Service told to destroy Cheney visitor list
Cleveland Plain Dealer, OH - 5-30-07
Washington- A lawyer for Vice President Dick Cheney told the Secret Service in September to eliminate data on who visited Cheney at his official residence, a newly disclosed letter states. The Sept. 13, 2006, letter from Cheney's lawyer says logs for ...


al-Qaida Video Threatens Attacks on US
Washington Post, DC - 5-30-07
By ANNA JOHNSON. AP. CAIRO, Egypt -- An American member of al-Qaida warned President Bush on Tuesday to end US involvement in all Muslim lands or face an ...

Conyers endorses national effort to impeach Bush, Cheney
WLNS - 5-30-07
DETROIT (AP) - Detroit Congressman John Conyers says he supports a national effort calling for the impeachment of President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney. But he stopped short today of pledging to take action to back it.


I'm surprised Cheney didn't have those five deferments destroyed long, long ago -- must have been an intelligence oversight.



"At a press conference somebody finally stood up to Bush ... a bird sh*t on him. Here's what is wrong with this man: he looked at it, and then wiped it off with his bare hand! And this is the guy who doubts that he descended from an ape." --Bill Maher





The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


By Don Davis



Jeb and South Korea


Jeb Bush, a former Florida governor and the younger brother of U.S. President George W. Bush, will visit South Korea this week at the invitation of Ryu Jin, chairman of the Poongsan Corp., company officials said Sunday.

Bush, 54, is scheduled to meet top executives of the Korea International Trade Association and the heads of local governments on Thursday to discuss ways to enhance relations between the two countries, said Poongsan officials. Poongsan is a leading South Korean producer of fabricated copper and copper alloys.



"Only George Bush could fight a war for oil, and not get any." –Bill Maher






Disturbing News


Destroying the Intelligence Officer


Of course Valerie Plame Wilson was undercover. Of course her status was covert. Working in her division within something called the CIA, those were the odds. But try telling that to the rightwing noise machine...On January 1, 2002, Valerie Plame Wilson worked for CIA as an operations officer in the Directorate of Operations (DO). “She was assigned to the Counterproliferation Division (CPD) at CIA Headquarters, where she served as the chief of a CPD component with responsibility for weapons proliferation issues related to Iraq.”

Republican Shenanigans

The Torture Continues


As the Bush administration completes secret new rules governing interrogations, a group of experts advising the intelligence agencies are arguing that the harsh techniques used since the 2001 terrorist attacks are outmoded, amateurish and unreliable.




"The Iraq funding bill that set a date for troop withdrawal, that's all gone by the wayside. The Democrats just backed down, as they always do, but they did it with flare this time. They met on an aircraft carrier and they had a big banner that said, 'Mission Abandoned!'" --Bill Maher


Rock-The-Voter News

Cheney Celebrates Last Throes


On May 30, 2005, Vice President Cheney declared that the insurgency in Iraq was in its “last throes” and predicted “the level of activity that we see today from a military standpoint, I think, will clearly decline.”






But, once again, we were sucked into a phony controversy about who said what and how it hurts George Bush's feelings. Because when you hurt George Bush, you hurt America's feelings; and when you hurt America's feelings, you hurt the troops. And when that happens, Tinker Bell's light goes out and she dies. - Bill Maher



Biz-Tech News



Nixon got in trouble for illegally wiretapping Democratic headquarters. Bush is illegally wiretapping the entire country!

Nixon opened up relations with the Chinese. Bush let them poison your dog. -
Bill Maher





Bush-Prison-Torture News


"This week Dick Cheney's daughter, Mary, and her partner, Heather, had a baby boy. Afterwards, Dick Cheney teared up and said, 'I've been asking her to bring a boy home for thirty years'" --Conan O'Brien


Go-F***-Yourself News


Poland's government said Monday its cultural ministry is investigating the BBC's Teletubbies children's show, starring Tinky Winky, for promoting a homosexual agenda. It's a miracle. Jerry Falwell is risen from the dead and broadcasting on Radio Warsaw. - Argus Hamilton



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Odd News



The Sea Stallion of Glendalough sails in the Roskilde fjord in eastern Denmark, Saturday May 5, 2007. Billed as the world's most ambitious Viking ship reconstruction, the crew are preparing for a journey across the legendary Viking waters of the North Sea. On July 1,the ship will leave the Roskilde fjord and embark on a 1,900-kilometer (1,200-mile) journey to Dublin, which was founded by Vikings in the 9th century. Photo/John McConnico