Monday edition - April 28, 2008
www.seriouskidding.com - Grant Gerver
Bush to blame for US crisis -Stiglitz
Clinton to Obama: How about a debate on a flatbed truck?
Iran Says US Attack Unlikely Due to Iraq, Afghanistan
"It's been reported that President Bush was so impressed with Pope Benedict's recent visit, that after he leaves office Bush may convert to Catholicism. Bush said, 'I'd convert right now, but Dick Cheney freaks out if you get near him with a cross'" --Conan O'Brien
Iraq mass graves yield 100 bodies Reuters India
Lt. Gen. Raymond Odierno embodies 'surge' in Iraq Los Angeles Times
Almost 900 Iraq reconstruction projects unfinished ABC Online, Australia
Baghdad museum receives artifacts stolen from Iraq
Veterans Affairs official denies cover-up of suicide rates The Associated Press
Arlington, Virginia - The
Defense Department has temporarily stopped feeding information to retired
military officers pending a review of the issue, said Robert Hastings, principal
deputy assistant secretary of Defense for public affairs.
The New York Times first reported on Sunday that the Defense Department was giving information to retired officers serving as pundits for various media organizations in order to garner favorable media coverage.
I'll be spending my rebate check on antidepressants. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Passenger Train collision kills 66 in eastern China The Associated Press
At least 1000 flee foothill homes as wildfire burns near LA San Jose Mercury News
"This campaign is very tough on the Democrats because they have to fight it out even longer. McCain, see, the only thing he has to fight is regularity." --Jay Leno
Bush Goes Fundraising
SOUTH KENT, Conn. - President Bush's helicopter landed practically at the doorstep of former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger's estate on Friday, bringing the president to help raise money for GOP congressional candidate David Cappiello.
W. Bush is a reformer, I'm an astronaut!
- John McCain, February 2000
McCain Criticizes Remarks by Obama’s Former Pastor New York Times
was a big victory for Hillary Clinton in Pennsylvania, talk about your back to
the wall, there, I mean my gosh, and she wins by 10 points and so now, it went
crazy at the celebration. Did you see what she did? She downed a shot and fired
a gun in the air. It was crazy." --David Letterman
Obama's Pastor Mocks JFK and LBJ
Watch the video - YouTube
Note: Rev. Wright mocks JFK's pronunciation of the word ASK in his inauguration speech. I think Rev. Wright needs to clean out his ear canals. Listen to Kennedy's speech
Democrats Registering In Record Numbers - Washington Post
DNC Ad: McCain’s ‘100 Years’ in Iraq
Eyes on Blue-Collar Voters, Obama Shifts Style
Black Leader in the House Sharply Criticizes Bill Clinton New York Times
Obama Says Race Not a Factor in US Elections Voice of America
Clinton challenges Obama to debate without moderator The Associated Press
Scalia Based His Decision On Incorrect Info - Bush Filed First In Election 2000 In Miami, Not Gore
"It was Al Gore who made it a judicial question. It was he who brought it into the Florida courts. We didn't go looking for trouble. It was he who said, 'I want this to be decided by the courts.' What are we supposed to say? 'Oh, not important enough,'" Scalia jokes.
Fed poised to cut rates; may take a break after that The Associated Press
Microsoft's piracy problem could grow
Costa Rica Suspends Legal Cooperation with U.S.
Costa Rica suspended legal cooperation with the United States and sent a protest note to the U.S. Embassy after Chief Prosecutor Francisco Dall'Anese was held at Miami International Airport on Wednesday in what U.S. authorities called a “routine security check.”
Letters Give CIA Tactics a Legal Rationale
Monday night, President Bush made a surprise appearance on the TV show 'Deal or
No Deal.' Yesterday morning, first lady Laura Bush was a guest host on the
'Today' show. I understand tomorrow, Vice President Dick Cheney is set to play
his own evil twin on 'Days of Our Lives.'" --Jay Leno
Protesters line up, speak against Cheney's visit
Cheney helps raise $180000 for GOP, US Rep. Jeff Miller Trading Markets (press release), CA
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