"Michelle
Obama was photographed in London wearing clothes from J-Crew, the store is
selling out of the clothes she's been wearing. Now if someone could just get her
to drive a Chrysler." --Seth Meyers
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Istanbully
Turkish police have arrested a man who claimed he was
plotting to kill President Barack Obama during his visit to Turkey.
"The
Taliban has decided to modernize a little bit. They're going to stop measuring
the lengths of mens' beards. I'm proud of those guys. I couldn't be happier. Oh
wait, I know how I could be happier: if they stopped trying to murder us."
--Jimmy Fallon
Disturbing News
"When I make a joke about Obama, it's not about all black people. When I make a joke about George W. Bush, it's not a swipe against all retarded people."- Bill Maher
The problem in the Republican Party is not the conservatives or not conservative; it's just rapidly becoming the party of the white, Southern evangelicals. And that party can't win elections. – Sam Donaldson
Obama's In Baghdad
President Obama made a surprise visit to Iraq Tuesday, according to a journalist traveling with him.
Republican-Shenanigans News
My
retirement fund has lost so much value, it's now a 401K-Mart." --David
Letterman Air Space Intervention
The Canadian
man who led fighter jets on a chase across six states yesterday flew his stolen
plane into the U.S.
in hopes
the military would shoot him down and kill him, according to a Missouri
state trooper who apprehended the rogue pilot.
Rock-The-Voter News It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To
The Democrats and Republicans both came out on top in voting for the not-so-glamorous 2009 Muzzle Awards handed out by the Thomas Jefferson Center for the Protection of Free Expression.
"First Lady Michelle Obama is a huge hit in England. There was a bit of controversy when she put her hand on the Queen's back. The Queen took it as a gesture of friendship, but I think Michelle went a little too far when she tried to feed Camilla a carrot." --Jay Leno
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Biz-Tech News
"Conservatives aren't happy with Obama because he basically fired the CEO of General Motors, and they said he's interfering with private industry's ability to run our country into the ground." --Bill Maher
Here’s a sign of the times are a-changin’. The governor of Virginia has signed a new law banning smoking in bars and restaurants. In Virginia. See, that’s significant because Virginia is, like, the tobacco state. That would be like the governor of California banning breast implants.- Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"We all say crazy stuff when we're high." - Bill Maher commenting on Rush Limbaugh wanting the president to fail
Go-F**k-Yourself News
"No one is happier about tax season this year than the Octomom -- Nadya Suleman. Think about it, she's got 14 dependents and zero income, she will make 40 grand just for filling out her tax form!"- Jimmy Kimmel
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Odd News
To Help You Deflate Photo
This General
Motors handout shows an electric two-wheeled two-seat prototype vehicle
developed by GM and Segway, which could allow people to travel around cities
more quickly, safely, quietly and cleanly, and at a lower total cost. The
collaboration has been dubbed Project PUMA(Personal Urban Mobility and
Accessibility).
Peace.
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