Tuesday edition - May 22, 2007
Dems Set War Bill Without Iraq Timeline
Iraq makes plans for quick US pullout
I wonder who is dumber, Bush, Gonzales or the Legally blonde girl? And to think -- they all went to Harvard.
Bushiness as Usual - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
"The man who is described often as the architect of the Iraq war, Paul Wolfowitz, who went on to be the head of the World Bank, is finally stepping down. Leave it to the Bush people to find the one Jew who can't run a bank." --Bill Maher
US Military Deaths in Iraq at 3422 Forbes, NY
"During a concert of the Virginia symphony at the 400th anniversary celebration of Jamestown, President Bush briefly took over conducting the orchestra. Which explains why the orchestra is now four trillion dollars in debt." --Seth Meyers
Bush vs. Michael Moore
Moore's documentary "Sicko" - a ferocious attack on the U.S. health care industry - is the talk of the film festival, and he is hot property. Moore caught his breath Monday to tell The Associated Press about the urgent need to reform America's health system, and why he thinks the Bush administration is out to get him.
Wayward Calif. Whales Swim in Circles Washington Post
Diabetes Drug Found to Raise Heart Attack Risk
Republican Gone Wild!
son of talk radio
relationship counselor Laura Schlessinger is under investigation for a
graphic personal Web page that one Army official has called "repulsive."
The MySpace page, publicly available until Friday when it disappeared from the Internet, included cartoon depictions of rape, murder, torture and child molestation; photographs of soldiers with guns in their mouths; a photograph of a bound and blindfolded detainee captioned "My Sweet Little Habib"; accounts of illicit drug use; and a blog entry headlined by a series of obscenities and racial epithets.
My mother told me to take down my MySpace page. --Norman Bates
Giuliani's primary goal: Florida
McCain Mental Health Update
Republican John McCain accused presidential rival Mitt Romney of flip-flopping on immigration Monday and said with sarcasm: ``Maybe his solution will be to get out his small varmint gun and drive those Guatemalans off his lawn.''
"It looks like the Senate and the president have finally agreed on an immigration bill. ... This one looks like it could become law and, of course, nobody likes it. The conservatives say the bill gives amnesty to the illegals. The liberals say it doesn't go far enough to protect the hardworking immigrants here in America. And the L.A.P.D. doesn't know who to beat up." --Bill Maher
Poll shows Republican Romney, Democrat Edwards lead in Iowa
Paperless votes scrapped; state's '08 primary to be one of earliest Palm Beach Post, FL
Bill Richardson Enters 2008 US Presidential Race
Nothing personal, Dubya, sez Carter New York Daily News
Iraqi President Vacationing at Mayo Clinic
Iraqi President Jalal
Talabani, fighting obesity, has checked into the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota
for a series of medical tests that could last for a few weeks, the clinic
said on Monday.
"The average national price of a gallon of gas hit an all-time record high of $3.15 this week. Meaning that wherever you're going this summer, it might be cheaper to mail your car." --Amy Poehler
Oil Prices Steady Above $66 a Barrel Houston Chronicle, TX
Bayh asks Bush, FDA to restrict Chinese food, medicine imports Fort Wayne Journal Gazette
MySpace to Share Data With States on Offenders
"Do you know the story of Shrek? Shrek is a beastly ogre ... and he marries into a family of royalty. Then, eventually, he goes on to become governor of California." --David Letterman
US Government won’t pay compensation to ex-Kazakh prisoners of Guantanamo Kazinform, Kazakhstan
The unconditional friendship of Tony Blair and George W. Bush proves that arrogant assholes come in all different accents. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
"A new bird called the gorgeted puffleg, which is a blue-and-green-throated hummingbird species, was discovered in a cloud forest in Columbia. Though still nothing on bin Laden" --Amy Poehler
Subject: This may explain a lot.
This may explain a lot.
Many will recall that, on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed an unidentified
object, with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch
just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well-known incident many say
has long been covered up by the United States Air Force and the federal
However, what you may NOT know, is that in the month of March 1948,
exactly nine months later, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld,
Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all
Does this, or does this not, EXPLAIN EVERYTHING?????
Truth is stranger than
fiction, eh? LOL If only it were true! Bush was born July 6, 1946, Cheney was
born January 30, 1941, Donald Rumsfeld, July 9, 1932, Bill O'Reilly, born
September 10, 1949, Condoleezza Rice, born November 14, 1954, Dan Quayle, born
February 4, 1947 and I don't think Rush Limbaugh was born per say, I believe he was
hatched from the Great OxyContin Factory in the sky.
Thanks for writing and the laugh.
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UK files charge in death of Soviet spy Houston Chronicle
US Midwest readies for emergence of 17-year cicadas International Herald Tribune
An escaped cow runs loose on the streets of central Lausanne, Switzerland on May 17,2007. The cow escaped during transportation and covered many kilometres from the countryside to the city centre causing mild disruption. She was eventually shot with a tranquilizer dart, restrained in a busy crossroad and collected by her farmer. Photo/Denis Balibouse