Governor Sarah Palin and Governor Mark Sanford would make a hot ticket. She'd play defense and he'd play offense.
And, over
the last 30-odd years, Democrats have moved to the right, and the right has
moved into a mental hospital. – Bill Maher
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam From the Trails of Appalachia to
the Shores of Argentina. Mark Sanford, Best Excuse Award Winner! Gov. Mark Sanford did not
spend the last five days hiking the Appalachian Trail -- as his staff indicated
--
but instead was in Buenos Aires, Argentina, he told The State
newspaper...His staff and family seemed to be in the dark about his whereabouts.
Sanford also said no one else accompanied him on the trip.
But the
Iranian government is planning a curfew because things are getting so crazy in
Iran. And I thought if there is one thing an angry mob respects, by God, it’s a
curfew, isn’t it? --David Letterman
Disturbing News Aren't They Over There Fighting For Our "Freedoms"?
Stars and Stripes, the newspaper that receives U.S. military funding to help it cover and get distributed free to American forces in war zones, complained Tuesday of censorship by military authorities in Iraq.
Anybody here from South Carolina? Well, their governor, their Governor Mark Sanford just disappears for four days. Literally, takes a hike. He’s out. And now, he’s back. And he says, “Well what’s the big deal? I was just on a vacation to clear my head.” You see, we never had that head-clearing problem with Bush. You know what I mean? - David Letterman
I'm much
more interested in, you know, who the oil companies are screwing than who John
Ensign is screwing. – Paul Begala
Republican-Shenanigans News
Republican RipOff Artist
Elisabeth Hasselbeck, a
co-host of ABC's "The View," has been accused of plagiarism.
"John McCain is being more outspoken about President Obama's foreign policy and his Iranian strategy. And today, McCain got so loud and so angry, and he was screaming, that they asked him to leave Denny's." --David Letterman
Rock-The-Voter News
The Navy has dispatched a destroyer named the U.S.S. John McCain to deal with the North Korean ship that may have illegal weapons. Well, actually, the Navy didn’t dispatch the John McCain, it just kind of wandered off on its own.- Conan O'Brien
Joe the Plumber Update
“This country has been great for over 180 years,” Wurzelbacher said after urging folks to study the Constitution. It wasn’t clear whether something happened in the late 1820s to make the United States great, but other than a few puzzled glances from the crowd, everyone went with it....there could be “Joe the Plumber” Christmas ornaments in his merchandising future.
I don't think it's true, that all Republicans are racist...but, if you're a racist today, you're probably a Republican. – Bill Maher
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Biz-Tech News The Americans Are Leaving! The Americans Are Leaving!
The Iraqi government on Tuesday declared a public holiday to mark next week's withdrawal of U.S. combat troops from Baghdad and other cities.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
And the leader of Iran’s opposition party, Mousavi, the guy who apparently lost in the election, says he’s ready to become a martyr. Don’t kid yourselves. It’s tough being a martyr nowadays, really. I mean, with the economy and all the budget cuts. When you die now, because of the economy, you’re only going to be greeted by 35, maybe 40 virgins, tops. - David Letterman
Go-F**k-Yourself News
There are
things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.
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In this film
publicity image released by Disney, Johnny Depp is shown as the Mad Hatter from
the upcoming film, 'Alice in Wonderland,' in theaters on March 5, 2010.
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