Tuesday - March 28, 2006
Border agents let in makings of "dirty bomb"
US attack enrages Shiite leaders
Frayed relations between Iraq's Shiite leadership and the American authorities came under increased ...
Russia denies gave Saddam information on US troops
Bush is living proof of a need for a president to make good grades in college.
"Well the president was everywhere this week, wasn't he? He doesn't give a press conference for three years and now we can't get him to shut-up. And, of course, he was blaming the troubles in Iraq on the media, saying 'they're not reporting the good news.' Maybe that's true. For example, today in Baghdad, it was widely reported that gunmen killed four workers in a bakery. But no one mentioned that their banana bread is delicious, to die for." --Bill Maher
24 More Iraqis Kidnapped From Businesses AP
Schools, Kids Becoming Targets in Iraq Houston Chronicle
Costs Surge for Unmanned Vehicles for War AP
Iraq parties demand US cede control
U.S. Makes Seized Iraqi Documents Public AP
Rumsfeld Grades U.S. Poor in Global Debate AP
Christian Convert Vanishes After Release AP
Arab Nations Urged to Enter Nuclear Club ABC News
'I was supposed to pilot a plane to hit the White House' Globe and Mail
Rapture is not an exit strategy. -- Zing!
Miss. Attorney General Accuses Insurers Of 'Delay Tactics' Jackson Channel.com, MS
Amnesty International: US Taser deaths up Seattle Post Intelligencer
2006 Bumper Stickers
The bumper sticker I'd like for my car would say:
Our jobs are all overseas
All we produce in the US are rich executives
How about "Drunken frat boy drives country into ditch. News at eleven." - Linda
QueSStion Authority, and a smileyface with adolph
came to mind during the overdone RW Regan funerary 'necrothon'
visualize inaugu-carceration in '08 (head of state immunity to
Why do we kill people
who kill people
to show that killing people is wrong? --
Gigantic Oil Profiteering - Drew
Lisa my car currently sports a bumper sticker that
reads. "Would somebody please give Bush a bl*w j*b so we can impeach him" I've
been flipped off a few times, but I've also gotten a few thumbs up and one guy
followed me for miles to find out where I got the sticker!
The "liberal media" doesn't mention all the places
where Whittington wasn't shot. - Doug
IMBUSH PEACH - Doug
Go lemmings go. - John T.
Every voter in every state, now has a decision to make...
Either you vote for America, or you vote GOP - Robert
BUSH IS THE BEST ARGUMENT AGAINST INTELLIGENT
CHENEY IS THE BEST ARGUMENT FOR GUN CONTROL
Thanks you for all your wonderful ideas!
Meanwhile, Back to Katrina ...
The government has slowed down in deciding whether to
approve or deny hundreds of applications for federal loans to help small
businesses recover from Hurricane Katrina, a senator said Monday.
Earlier this year, the government was resolving 355 cases daily; that figure has dropped to 99 cases daily.
White House Chief of Staff Resigns Voice of America
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"The president's mother, Barbara Bush, donated tax deductible money to the Katrina Relief. ... Now we find out the specific instructions -- that the money be spent for educational software owned by her son, Neil. Because who can forget those tragic images of the poor black people on the rooftops in New Orleans holding up signs that said, 'Send educational software.'" --Bill Maher
Conservative Catholic Capo
Emerging from mass in
Boston on Sunday, U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia
made an "obscene gesture" in responding to a question from a reporter,
according to Monday's Boston Herald.
"Speaking of guarding our ports, the Bush administration today ordered a no-bid contract to a Chinese country to scan for incoming nukes in our cargo. The contract was awarded at a formal ceremony in front of a back drop that said, 'Still not getting it.'" --Bill Maher
FEC gives bloggers exemption from rules Kansas City Star, MO
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Lay Faces a Second Trial, Alone Washington Post
Scraping the Bottom of the GOP Barrel, Again
It was just a joke, Kathleen McFarland said
yesterday after the New York Post reported her saying that Hillary Rodham
Clinton, whom McFarland wants to challenge for Senate, was spying on her.
"Hillary Clinton is worried about me, and is so worried, in fact,
Scalia's recusal sought in Guantánamo case Seattle Times
Sen. Levin asks soldiers about abuse DetNews.com, MI
London's rambunctious mayor, already fighting
suspension for comparing a Jewish journalist to a concentration camp
guard, landed in fresh hot water on Tuesday for likening the U.S.
ambassador to a "chiseling little crook."
Mayor Ken Livingstone has been quarrelling with the U.S. embassy since last year, when it announced it would not pay the "congestion charge" fee imposed on cars entering the city center.
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Smoke rise from the existing big crater, background, and a newly-created small one in a glen, foreground, on Mount Meakandake in Hokkaido, Japan, Wednesday, March 22, 2006. The volcano, about 890 kilometers (555 miles) northwest of Tokyo, erupted Tuesday morning, spewing a small amount of ash into the air. (Photo/Takuro Yabe)