Incredible Medical Emergency
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Afghan Censorship
The Afghan government has blocked access to four Web sites with President Hamid Karzai's name in the address that are critical of the Afghan leader or have links to sites advertising locally taboo subjects such as online dating and mail order brides.
"President
Obama has another nominee in the news. That's right. President Obama's nominee
for surgeon general is a doctor who practices in rural Alabama and still makes
house calls. Can you believe that? Of course, in Alabama, a house call is when
the patients drive their house to you." --Conan O'Brien
Disturbing News
"Of
course, Sonia Sotomayor's confirmation hearings are under way. It's interesting.
Political experts say that if Republican senators attack Sonia Sotomayor too
harshly, they could alienate Latino members of their own party. This may explain
with Republicans opened every question with, 'As a huge fan of Santana.'"
--Conan O'Brien
Playing the God Card
South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, still clinging to office after admitting to an extramarital affair, wrote in an opinion piece released Sunday that God will change him so he can emerge from the scandal a more humble and effective leader.
"South
Carolina Governor Mark Sanford is trying to bounce back from his sex scandal.
Sanford has cleared his schedule this week to take a personal trip with his
wife. Isn't that nice? Sanford said he wanted to go somewhere exotic and
romantic, but he's going to get this trip with his wife out of the way first."
--Conan O'Brien
Republican-Shenanigans News
“Headline News used to be straight news anytime you wanted it. It’s unwatchable now. It’s heartbreaking.”- Ted Turner, fonder of CNN
GOP Candidates 2012
Of all the Republicans and Republican-leaning respondents polled, 26 percent favored Romney as the nominee while 21 percent preferred Palin. Nineteen percent favored former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee and 14 percent chose former House Speaker Newt Gingrich.
Rock-The-Voter News
"This is
weird. In a recent interview, Levi Johnston said that Sarah Palin could never
handle the responsibility of being president. Then he said, 'Oh, hell, where did
I leave that baby?'" --Conan O'Brien
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Biz-Tech News
Here in California, we have no money. Our budget situation is a mess. And when you have no money, what do you do? You sell drugs, right? A state representative from San Francisco just introduced a bill that would legalize marijuana. He claims it would raise almost $1.5 billion a year for the state in taxes, and another $3 billion in Cheeto sales.- Jimmy Kimmel
Bush-Prison-Torture News 40 Years Ago
Astronauts will
unload some spare parts for the International Space Station Monday in a
spacewalk that comes
40 years to the day of the first moon landing by men from Earth.
"How about
that Harry Potter movie? Opened today as a matter of fact. In this one, Harry
goes up against Dick Cheney and his secret CIA hit squad." --David Letterman Go-F**k-Yourself News
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Odd News
To Help You Deflate Photo
An Oscar
Meyer Wiener mobile crashed into the home and outdoor deck of Nick Krupp in
Racine, Wis. on Friday morning, July 17, 2009. According to a witness, the
vehicle was parked in the driveway. The driver lurched the vehicle forward
instead of backing out of the driveway, hitting Krupp's deck and cracking the
foundation of his house.
Peace.
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