Monday edition - January 30, 2006


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Republicans: Bush should tell Abramoff contacts
Chicago Tribune, United States - 1-30-06
WASHINGTON, DC -- Republican lawmakers said Sunday that President Bush should publicly disclose White House contacts with Jack Abramoff, the lobbyist who has ...

US Audits Find Money for Iraq Frittered Away
Los Angeles Times, CA - 1-30-06
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates - US government audits found American-led occupation authorities squandered tens of millions of dollars that were supposed to have been used to rebuild Iraq.

FEMA Response Inadequate, Documents Show
ABC News -
 As Hurricane Katrina victims waited for help in flooded houses or in looted neighborhoods, hundreds of trucks, boats, planes and federal security officers sat unused because FEMA failed to give them missions...Additionally, the Federal Emergency Management Agency called off its search and rescue operations in Louisiana three days after the Aug. 29 storm because of security issues...


Is there such a thing as "mass impeachment"?


It boils down to this: HOW CAN ONE PERSON F**K UP SO MONUMENTALLY AND SO OFTEN AND STILL BE IN POWER?  Just that simple. - Grant Gerver

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

New York Times Payback

The biggest fish the administration has claimed so far has been a crackpot who wanted to destroy the Brooklyn Bridge with a blowtorch - a case that FBI officials said was not connected to the spying operation anyway…The secret program violates the law as currently written. It's that simple. In fact, FISA was enacted in 1978 to avoid just this sort of abuse. It said that the government could not spy on Americans by reading their mail (or now their e-mail) or listening to their telephone conversations without obtaining a warrant from a special court created for this purpose. The court has approved tens of thousands of warrants over the years and rejected a handful.

The Senate Judiciary Committee is about to start hearings on the domestic spying…

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 "Inspiring developments -- Democracy is on the march in the Middle East. Yesterday, hundreds of thousands of Palestinians hit the polls for the first time of parliamentary elections in ten years. Which democratically elected party walked away victorious? Oh, it's Hamas! Yes, Hamas the militant Islamic group that is very anti-American and calls for the destruction of Israel, and wants a theocracy in Palestine. Though, on the plus side, they have returned all the money given to them by Jack Abramoff." --Jon Stewart

Hamas softens its stance: "We don't want the eradication of Israel immediately. We'll accept a phased-destruction."  -- Grant Gerver

Disturbing News

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Hamas leaders send George Bush a commemorative AK-47 as thanks for their election victory.  - Grant Gerver

The Tavern Guy  -  The things you talk about while balancing on a barstool


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Paul Wolfowitz Update

Eight months into his tenure, critics, including veteran bank officials who have left in an exodus of managers, say Wolfowitz has centralized his authority through an inner circle of advisors mostly from the Pentagon and White House.

Republican Shenanigans

Howard Stern and Dr. Laura Schlessinger – All Tied Up

"I'm a hot babe, I'm in great shape.  I am a maniac and I can't imagine that I'll ever stop." - Dr. Laura Schlessinger - No. 4 radio show in the nation after Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michael Savage, and tied with her philosophical opposite, Howard Stern,


Subject: Nashville Protest

Hey Lisa,

We are planning to express some righteous rage with a protest when Bushie appears in Nashville, the morning after his SOTU performance.  It would be great if you could help us spread the word. The weather is beautiful in Nashville right now, perfect for a big turnout to let the Spying Crook-in-Chief know how America feels about him.

Details and updates as needed are here:

Thanks in advance for any help you might be able to give.

I always enjoy your kick-ass site!

In solidarity,


Tennessee Guerilla Women

Thanks for writing.

Good for you and all the protestors.

Bush has yet to be met by adoring cheering crowds in the streets of America (and the rest of the world).  It's comforting to know you'll keep it that way.

Thank you.

 VIDEO: The State of Presidential Credibility

 Rock-The-Voter News

Overheard at the White House: "Dear Lord, without Abramoff, we need another terrorist attack to keep Americans scared so we can make them feel safer and deflect attention away from all our corruption. Can you please give us another one, not too big, maybe a Cessna flying into the Statue of Liberty? Amen."  - Grant Gerver

 Andy Borowitz: Oprah Takes Bush to Woodshed

Frist Flip Flop 

Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, who took a leading role in the Terry Schiavo case, said Sunday it taught him that Americans do not want the government involved in such end-of-life decisions.

 Good News

I don't know about anyone else but I drive 30 miles each way to work every day. I say let's make friends with Iran and bring down the price of oil! – Zing!

Biz/Tech News

President Bonzo's State of the Union address oughta' be a real keeper being as though we already know the state of what used to be OUR Union-- Grant Gerver

 The State of the Union - first draft

(Hey, Karl. Here’s the first draft of my “State of the Union” speech. I’ve put some questions for ya in parenthisaurs. Let me know what you think. Best -W)


Mr. Speaker, Vice President Cheney, extreme members of Congress, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and children of all ages...


Bush-Prison-Torture News

"He's a coward. He's supposed to be this macho guy. He'll take on Osama bin Laden, but he won't take me on." Helen Thomas, White House Reporter commenting on Bush refusing to call on her in White House press conferences.

You might be a right wing Republican if you love democracy in the Mid-East, yet hate it in USA

 Help get Ann Coulter Frogmarched

Go-F***-Yourself News


hi lisa-you should post this video-takes about an hour to


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the google video "the great conspiracy"-


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On This Day:

In 1933, Adolf Hitler became chancellor of Germany.

In 1972, 13 Roman Catholic civil rights marchers were shot to death by British soldiers in Northern Ireland on what became known as Bloody Sunday.

In 1964, the United States launched Ranger 6, an unmanned spacecraft carrying television cameras that was to crash-land on the moon.

Today, Bush still hasn't been impeached.

“What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?” -- Mahatma Gandhi

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Odd News


A photo released by Cornol, Switzerland and Raffles Museum Singapore, shows a male Paedocypris fish. Scientists from Europe and Singapore say they have discovered the world's tiniest fish -- a species that lives in peat wetlands in Southeast Asia and, when fully grown, is the size of a large mosquito.(Photo by Maurice Kottelat)