Thursday edition - June 18, 2009



CIA defends Panetta remarks about Cheney
WASHINGTON (AP) — The CIA said Tuesday that its director, Leon Panetta, does not believe former Vice President Dick Cheney wants the U.S. to be attacked again.

Clinton Breaks Her Elbow After Fall
CBS News - ‎6-18-09
The latest news is that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fractured her right elbow after a fall on her way to the White House on Wednesday

Couple in Ensign scandal question his motives
The Associated Press - ‎6-18-09
Cindy Hampton and her husband, a couple Ensign has described as "close friends," issued sharp remarks Wednesday through an attorney...



John Ensign Loves the Sting of a Good Promisekeepers' Spatula  - Jesus' General





The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

One Million Veterans Need Health Care


The Veterans Affairs Department appears poised to hit a milestone it would rather avoid: 1 million claims to process.

The milestone approaches as the agency scrambles to hire and train new claims processors, which can take two years. VA officials are working with the Pentagon under orders from President Barack Obama to create by 2012 a system that will allow the two agencies to electronically exchange records, a process now done manually on paper.






Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor defended her membership in an elite women-only club and said the group includes men in many of their activities. I believe most of the men work for Chippendales. - Laugh Lines



Subject: Thoughts on Iran


hi, Lisa,
Ever since the crisis over the apparently fraudulent election in Iran, i've had one persistent thought. I'm very proud of the Iranian people for doing something about it. And it might even have the effect of turning the situation around.
How different might this country and the world be today if the American people had risen up after the theft of the 2000 election and said no, we're not going to stand for a usurper taking power and turning this country into a third world banana republic? But we're far too busy with our soccer games and texting and all the other distractions that keep us from paying attention to what really matters. I'm praying for the Iranians and hoping someday this country's people start caring as much about the democratic process. Just a thought. Keep up the great work. :-)
Murfreesboro, TN


Hey, I'm offended. (not) I started this website because of the 2000 selection!


I hope the Iranian people rid themselves of their theocracy. It is wonderful to see the Iranians pour into the streets expressing themselves peaceably.


Yep, Democrats in America acted fat and lazy after the 2000 s-election. I wonder to this day why Al Gore didn't shout at the top of his lungs, "Jeb Bush, the governor of Florida and the brother of my opponent, broke his oath as Florida governor by not upholding the laws of his state. Jeb Bush ignored his state's Supreme Court and handed over the election of the president to the US Supreme Court for the first time in US history." Maybe, just maybe, Democrats would have seen a theft taking place instead of babbling about butterfly ballots and hanging chads.


The truth is, Republicans are much better at spin than Democrats, in my humble opinion.



Disturbing News


"Hi, everyone. I'm Jimmy, I'm the host of the show. Before we go any further, I want to just take a minute to apologize for some jokes I'm planning to make about the Palin family tonight. They are in extremely poor taste and I know that I will regret saying them." --Jimmy Kimmel


The World Is Coming To An End. GOP Votes Against Funding Our Military.


The House, with almost no Republican support, on Tuesday barely approved a $106 billion emergency spending measure that includes $80 billion to sustain military operations in Iraq and Afghanistan through this budget year ending Sept. 30.



Republican-Shenanigans News



Those Classy GOP Racists Strike Again!

The state NAACP is demanding an apology from a former South Carolina official whose Internet posting suggested a gorilla that escaped from the Columbia zoo was an ancestor of first lady Michelle Obama.

Iran has been really cracking down on foreign journalists. So now, they’re actually preventing reporters from leaving their hotel rooms. And this, of course, leaves the journalists with nothing to do but order up sexy movies of women wearing slacks.- Conan O'Brien

Rock-The-Voter News


Sarah Palin's Not-To-Be Son-In-Law Looking For A Job


Levi Johnston is now officially an aspiring actor and model. And according to his new manager Tank Jones, he is getting closer to a clinching a deal that will help him support the baby son he fathered with his former girlfriend, Bristol Palin.



Letterman apologized to Sarah Palin about a joke he made about her daughter. A lot of people said, “That’s not funny,” which is odd because that is exactly what I said about McCain’s choice of running mate. - Laugh Lines




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Biz-Tech News

Chrysler Update


Chrysler will resume building cars and trucks at seven of its 11 North American assembly plants June 29, almost two months to the day after filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.


The bad economy is affecting the numbers of available jobs. So, many new college graduates are choosing to spend a year volunteering at a nonprofit organization. These nonprofit organizations include Chrysler and G.M.- Conan O'Brien






Right Wing Cartoonist responds to Letterman's Joke


The cartoonist uses Sarah Palin's son, Trig, to try and make fun of Letterman - It's so bad I wouldn't waste the pixels to  post it.


Bush-Prison-Torture News


Barack Obama says that four of the Guantanamo prisoners are going to Bermuda. Don’t kid yourself. You’re thinking, Bermuda, tough, really? Yes, yes. Let me answer that for you. The prisons in Bermuda are no laughing matter. It’s a tough place: no flip-flops in the dining room. - David Letterman



Go-F**k-Yourself News


Subject: Cheney


In your Go-F**k-Yourself News yesterday you wrote: Where in the world is Dick Cheney? He hasn't been on the TEE and VEE lately.

shh ....He thinks he is but they are putting him out in Analog




That must be it!

Jack Sparrow Had A Health Care Plan?



Pirates have been long maligned and cursed as thieves and sea dogs, but according to one economist they formed vanguard capitalist democracies, with constitutions, elections and healthcare plans.



YODA THE 4 EARED CAT  - PetCentric



Father’s Day is Sunday. Like it or not, you always knew Dad’s position on the issues. Horizontal on the couch. - Laugh Lines



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A May 31, 2009 handout photo released by Joseph Carnevale shows a sculpture made of traffic barrels by Carnevale in Raleigh, N.C.. Carnevale says he didn't have a grandiose point to make when he chopped up orange-and-white traffic barrels and turned them into a massive statue of a hitchhiking roadside monster. But the North Carolina college student has become a celebrity artist of sorts since city police charged him with possession of stolen goods. And now, the construction company whose barrels he took wants to keep the statue.
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