John Ensign Loves the Sting of a Good Promisekeepers' Spatula - Jesus' General
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
One Million Veterans Need Health Care
The Veterans Affairs
Department appears poised to hit a milestone it would rather avoid: 1 million
claims to process.
Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor defended her membership in an elite women-only club and said the group includes men in many of their activities. I believe most of the men work for Chippendales. - Laugh Lines
Email: Subject: Thoughts on Iran
hi, Lisa,
Hey, I'm offended. (not) I started this website because of the 2000 selection!
I hope the Iranian people rid themselves of their theocracy. It is wonderful to see the Iranians pour into the streets expressing themselves peaceably.
Yep, Democrats in America acted fat and lazy after the 2000 s-election. I wonder to this day why Al Gore didn't shout at the top of his lungs, "Jeb Bush, the governor of Florida and the brother of my opponent, broke his oath as Florida governor by not upholding the laws of his state. Jeb Bush ignored his state's Supreme Court and handed over the election of the president to the US Supreme Court for the first time in US history." Maybe, just maybe, Democrats would have seen a theft taking place instead of babbling about butterfly ballots and hanging chads.
The truth is, Republicans are much better at spin than Democrats, in my humble opinion.
Disturbing News
"Hi,
everyone. I'm Jimmy, I'm the host of the show. Before we go any further, I want
to just take a minute to apologize for some jokes I'm planning to make about the
Palin family tonight. They are in extremely poor taste and I know that I will
regret saying them." --Jimmy Kimmel
The World Is Coming To An End. GOP Votes Against Funding Our Military.
The House, with almost no Republican support, on Tuesday barely approved a $106 billion emergency spending measure that includes $80 billion to sustain military operations in Iraq and Afghanistan through this budget year ending Sept. 30.
Republican-Shenanigans News
GOP Demotes Ensign, to Chief PETTING OfficerBy Don Davis
Those Classy GOP Racists Strike Again! The state NAACP is demanding an apology from a former South Carolina official whose Internet posting suggested a gorilla that escaped from the Columbia zoo was an ancestor of first lady Michelle Obama. Iran has been really cracking down on foreign journalists. So now, they’re actually preventing reporters from leaving their hotel rooms. And this, of course, leaves the journalists with nothing to do but order up sexy movies of women wearing slacks.- Conan O'Brien Rock-The-Voter News
Sarah Palin's Not-To-Be Son-In-Law Looking For A Job
Levi Johnston is now officially an aspiring actor and model. And according to his new manager Tank Jones, he is getting closer to a clinching a deal that will help him support the baby son he fathered with his former girlfriend, Bristol Palin.
Letterman apologized to Sarah Palin about a joke he made about her daughter. A lot of people said, “That’s not funny,” which is odd because that is exactly what I said about McCain’s choice of running mate. - Laugh Lines
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Biz-Tech News
Chrysler Update
Chrysler
will resume
building cars and trucks at seven of its 11 North American assembly plants
June 29, almost two months to the day after filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy
protection.
The bad economy is affecting the numbers of available jobs. So, many new college graduates are choosing to spend a year volunteering at a nonprofit organization. These nonprofit organizations include Chrysler and G.M.- Conan O'Brien
Right Wing Cartoonist responds to Letterman's Joke
The cartoonist uses Sarah Palin's son, Trig, to try and
make fun of Letterman - It's so bad I wouldn't waste the pixels to post
it. Bush-Prison-Torture News
Barack
Obama says that four of the Guantanamo prisoners are going to Bermuda. Don’t kid
yourself. You’re thinking, Bermuda, tough, really? Yes, yes. Let me answer that
for you. The prisons in Bermuda are no laughing matter. It’s a tough place: no
flip-flops in the dining room. - David Letterman
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Subject: Cheney
In your Go-F**k-Yourself
News yesterday you wrote: Where in the world is Dick
Cheney? He hasn't been on the TEE and VEE lately.
Susan
That must be it! Jack Sparrow Had A Health Care Plan?
Pirates have been long maligned and cursed as thieves and sea dogs, but according to one economist they formed vanguard capitalist democracies, with constitutions, elections and healthcare plans.
YODA THE 4 EARED CAT - PetCentric
Father’s Day is Sunday. Like it or not, you always knew Dad’s position on the issues. Horizontal on the couch. - Laugh Lines
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Odd News
To Help You Deflate Photo
A May 31,
2009 handout photo released by Joseph Carnevale shows a sculpture made of
traffic barrels by Carnevale in Raleigh, N.C.. Carnevale says he didn't have a
grandiose point to make when he chopped up orange-and-white traffic barrels and
turned them into a massive statue of a hitchhiking roadside monster. But the
North Carolina college student has become a celebrity artist of sorts since city
police charged him with possession of stolen goods. And now, the construction
company whose barrels he took wants to keep the statue.
Peace.
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