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Thursday edition - August 24, 2006
The Bush vacation saga continues...
Where are all of President Bush's supporters. Did the rapture come already? -- Zing!
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Joseph Wilson Update
We are at a critical point in history and the question is will you be Americans proud, courageous, feisty, or scared sheep because someone tells us to be afraid of our own shadows. -- Joe Wilson, a former U.S. Ambassador to Iraq and and husband to Valerie Plame, the Central Intelligence Agency undercover officer whose identity was leaked by state officials to the media, spoke to a packed house at CMU s 10th annual Leadership Safari.
"Iran is really stepping up their nuclear program. Not only do they have the enriched uranium, they also developed the low-carb uranium." --David Letterman
Disturbing News
North Carolina Defense
North Carolina Sen. Elizabeth Dole, on the campaign trail Wednesday in Montana, defended Republican Sen. Conrad Burns' recent comments about immigrants and said that voting him out of office would be a "disaster."..."We may not know what he might say, but what matters is that he always votes for Montana," she said.
Subject: The American Taxpayer
dear lisa,
Thanks for writing arne. Excellent points. I did not intend to single out Israel.
America has been playing both sides of the coin, fueling the arms throughout the Middle East for decades -- and look what it has gotten us -- our taxpaying troops dying over there fighting for "freedoms" we don't have anymore.
We got what we paid for...a quagmire.
Donald Rumsfeld and Saddam Hussein agreeing on putting the screws to Iran.
How much easier is it to catch a fly with honey than with vinegar?
Republican Shenanigans
"President Bush now
says he does not care about Iran's nuclear program, as long as they're not
developing a nuke-ular program." --David Letterman
The Moneychangers
The splintering of the once powerful
Christian Coalition of America has spread to another state, with the Christian
of Coalition of Alabama following Iowa and Ohio in pulling out of the national
organization...The Christian Coalition of America
is
$1 million in debt
Never Put It In Writing
In his August 21, press conference Bush was asked what Iraq had to do with 9/11. Bush's answer: "NOTHING". He had obviously forgotten the letter he wrote on March 18, 2003 to the Speaker of the House of Representatives - Quote below followed by letter.
Presidential Letter http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/03/2003031...
Rock-The-Voter News
Keith Olbermann on Bush's Humor
Email: Subject: Books Bush Read
Is there anyone alive who would believe Bush has read 60 books with the titles shown on your website. Now I might give a little credence to Bush if I were told that he read "MY PET GOAT" sixty (60) times. Otherwise it is totally unbelievable !! He doesn't have the vocabulary to read and comprehend books of that caliber.
Well, if he did read them he sure didn't learn anything.
President Bush admitted for the first time Monday that Saddam Hussein didn't attack the World Trade Center. It's a big step for him. The last time he broke an addiction this strong Billy Graham had to hold his head underwater for three minutes. - Argus Hamilton, comedian
Former Iraq POW Jessica Lynch expecting her first child
Biz/Tech News
Medican't
Many health care providers will have to make do next month without a government paycheck or two. The Bush administration says it will not make any Medicare reimbursements to hospitals, doctors and scores of other providers during the last nine days of the current budget year, from Sept. 22-30. Congress ordered the hold.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Christian Bathroom Reading Material
Tokens of Christianity, including crosses and religious mottos, are found in schools and government buildings all over Harrison County. The amenities in a women's bathroom at the Board of Education offices even include a leather-bound pocket copy of "New Testament: Psalms Proverbs."
Gerald Ford was reported Monday to be recovering from a medical procedure in which he had a pacemaker implanted. It was elective surgery. In case the Democrats win control of the House this fall, Jerry Ford has to be ready to be made vice president. - Argus Hamilton, comedian
Go-F***-Yourself News
Subject: China blocks your site
Have word from a friend
that AllHat is about the only blog which is blocked in Mainland China.
Gee, maybe China didn't like my comments about Bush handing over that spy plane to them? Does that mean I can't visit China because I am blacklisted?
That must be true because my stats show very few mainland China hits. I had a couple from Beijing a while back, several regulars from the island of Taiwan. Of course, I get few visits from Russia, most of the African continent doesn't visit, but I have regular viewers throughout the Middle East/Pakistan/India-- some are Americans working there. And those "Yurupeens" visit a lot!
My son just returned from China and shared a most interesting observation. He said how much the Chinese people in Tianjin (where he was studying) loved Americans, but how differently they treated the British. My son asked his Chinese friend why and he replied, "Because of all the horror and grief they placed upon us for over a century. We have large families and long memories."
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Odd News
Rare newborn albino Pygmy Marmoset monkeys perch on a zookeeper's fingers at Froso Zoo in Ostersund, Sweden August 22, 2006. The Pygmy Marmoset, which lives in the upper Amazon basin in South America, is the world's smallest monkey and reaches 35 cm (13.7 inches) in length and weighs up to 100 grams (3.5 ounces) at maturity. Picture taken August 22, 2006. Photo by Froso Zoo (SWEDEN)
Peace.
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