Tuesday edition - June 24, 2008





Terror Strike Would Help McCain, Top Adviser Says
Washington Post, United States - 6-23-08
A top adviser to Sen. John McCain said that a terrorist attack in the United States would be a political benefit to the presumptive...


James Dobson accuses Obama of `distorting' Bible
The Associated Press - 6-24-08
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -...James Dobson, accuses the likely Democratic presidential nominee of distorting the Bible and pushing a "fruitcake...

Two Businessmen Are Charged in Sale of Military Parts to Iran
New York Times -6-24-08
WASHINGTON - Two American businessmen were charged Monday with selling military parts to Iran to help prop up its aging air fleet...


"President Bush and Senator John McCain were both touring the flood-damaged areas of Iowa this week, but they did not cross each other's path. McCain said he didn't want to join up with Bush because that might send the wrong message. Yeah, nothing turns voters off more than people getting together for a noble cause." --Jay Leno






The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

All In The Family


Elizabeth Cheney, the former State Department official and daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney, is not going quietly into the night.

The mother of five children, Cheney has been involved in the State Department's Mideast policy. Talking to the American Israel Public Affairs Committee a few weeks ago, she said the "time for diplomacy" with Iran is "rapidly coming to an end."


"According to a Pentagon report this week, more than 1,000 nuclear missile components in the U.S. arsenal are lost and cannot be located. We can't even find our own weapons of mass destruction!" - Jay Leno





Disturbing News


Subject: McCain's $300 million prize


re. Mcsame's 300 million $ battery - Apparently McDickhead believes that the only thing keeping us from energy independence is the great lack of financial reward. The lucky (and clever) inventor who comes up with that battery and patents it will get 300 million bucks every week!
jim from Islamorada


The question no one asks about McCain is, "Should a psychiatric test be given to a man who was held prisoner and tortured for five years, in order to be president?"




Imessed Up Again


Don Imus is finding himself in a familiar position on his morning radio broadcast: facing questions over what he meant by on-air remarks about race.







Republican-Shenanigans News

What Would The Media Coverage Be If This Was Michelle Obama?


Oct. 18, 1999 | PHOENIX -- GOP presidential candidate John McCain's wife Cindy took to the airwaves last week, recounting for Jane Pauley (on "Dateline") and Diane Sawyer (on "Good Morning America") the tale of her onetime addiction to Percocet and Vicodin, and the fact that she stole the drugs from her own nonprofit medical relief organization.





"Barack Obama's wife Michelle, have you noticed she's making the rounds now? You notice when you turn on the TV, she wasn't as visible before, but now she's everywhere. Yesterday on 'The View,' I don't know if you saw that, Barack Obama's wife Michelle did the fist-bump with all the co-hosts. She did that, yeah. And then she said that the fist-bump is the new high-five. That's what she said. Yeah, after hearing this, John McCain asked, 'What the hell is a high-five?'" --Conan O'Brien


Rock-The-Voter News


Rove Disses Obama


ABC News' Christianne Klein reports that at a breakfast with Republican insiders at the Capitol Hill Club this morning, former White House senior aide Karl Rove referred to Sen. Barack Obama, D-Illinois, as "coolly arrogant."

"Even if you never met him, you know this guy," Rove said, per Christianne Klein. "He's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by."


Biz-Tech News





President Bush continues to insist that America does not torture. Which probably means he didn’t go see “Get Smart” this weekend. – Will Durst


Bush-Prison-Torture News



Supreme Court? What Supreme Court?


Hearings for terror suspects before US military tribunals in Guantanamo are going ahead despite a Supreme Court ruling that affirmed detainees have a right to challenge their detention in a civilian court.


Go-F**k-Yourself News





Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "S" in it? - George Carlin 1937-2008


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A panda rescued after the May 12 earthquake eats bamboo shoots in a cage at China Conservative and Research Center for the Giant Panda in Wolong of Aba, China's southwest Sichuan province, on June 10, 2008. Pandas living in an earthquake-hit area in southwest China have been evacuated to temporary shelters because of the continuing threat of landslides and other hazards, a local forestry bureau official said Tuesday, June 24, 2008.
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