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Tuesday edition - June 24, 2008
"President Bush and Senator John McCain were both touring the flood-damaged areas of Iowa this week, but they did not cross each other's path. McCain said he didn't want to join up with Bush because that might send the wrong message. Yeah, nothing turns voters off more than people getting together for a noble cause." --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
All In The Family
Elizabeth Cheney, the former
State Department official and daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney, is not
going quietly into the night.
"According to a Pentagon report this week, more than 1,000 nuclear missile components in the U.S. arsenal are lost and cannot be located. We can't even find our own weapons of mass destruction!" - Jay Leno
Disturbing News
Subject: McCain's $300 million prize
Lisa:
The question no one asks about McCain is, "Should a psychiatric test be given to a man who was held prisoner and tortured for five years, in order to be president?"
Imessed Up Again
Don Imus is finding himself in a familiar position on his morning radio broadcast: facing questions over what he meant by on-air remarks about race.
Republican-Shenanigans News
What Would The Media Coverage Be If This Was Michelle Obama?
Oct. 18, 1999 | PHOENIX -- GOP presidential candidate John McCain's wife Cindy took to the airwaves last week, recounting for Jane Pauley (on "Dateline") and Diane Sawyer (on "Good Morning America") the tale of her onetime addiction to Percocet and Vicodin, and the fact that she stole the drugs from her own nonprofit medical relief organization.
"Barack Obama's wife Michelle, have you noticed she's making the rounds now? You notice when you turn on the TV, she wasn't as visible before, but now she's everywhere. Yesterday on 'The View,' I don't know if you saw that, Barack Obama's wife Michelle did the fist-bump with all the co-hosts. She did that, yeah. And then she said that the fist-bump is the new high-five. That's what she said. Yeah, after hearing this, John McCain asked, 'What the hell is a high-five?'" --Conan O'Brien
Rock-The-Voter News
Rove Disses Obama
ABC News' Christianne Klein
reports that at a breakfast with Republican insiders at the Capitol Hill Club
this morning, former White House senior aide Karl Rove referred to Sen. Barack
Obama, D-Illinois, as "coolly arrogant."
Biz-Tech News
President Bush continues to insist that America does not torture. Which probably means he didn’t go see “Get Smart” this weekend. – Will Durst
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Supreme Court? What Supreme Court?
Hearings for terror suspects before US military tribunals in Guantanamo are going ahead despite a Supreme Court ruling that affirmed detainees have a right to challenge their detention in a civilian court.
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "S" in it? - George Carlin 1937-2008
I hope you had a good time today Please support All Hat No Cattle Offline Donation Lisa Casey PO Box 88 Ashford. AL 36312 Click here to e-mail a comment Odd News
A panda
rescued after the May 12 earthquake eats bamboo shoots in a cage at China
Conservative and Research Center for the Giant Panda in Wolong of Aba, China's
southwest Sichuan province, on June 10, 2008. Pandas living in an earthquake-hit
area in southwest China have been evacuated to temporary shelters because of the
continuing threat of landslides and other hazards, a local forestry bureau
official said Tuesday, June 24, 2008.
Peace.
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