Wednesday-- December 15, 2004






Panel Criticizes U.S. Over Iraq Spending

AP, 12-15-04

The international board monitoring Iraq's oil revenue criticized the former U.S. administrators of Iraq and the current government for mismanagement, citing smuggling, inadequate spending records and contracts worth at least $812 million where there was no competitive bidding.

Shining medals for tarnished war architects
The Age (subscription), Australia, 12-15-04
U.S. President George Bush has bestowed America's highest civilian award on three architects of the Iraq war, including two who triggered very public embarrassment for the Administration.

Bush honours controversial trio
BBC News, U.K., 12-15-04
U.S. President George W. Bush has given America's highest civilian award to three men closely involved in the invasion and occupation of Iraq.

Payback is a bitch.

"Things are going very well for President Bush. He passed his physical. No word yet on his mental." -- David Letterman 





The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

"President Bush has announced that our new Energy Secretary will be Sam Bodman. Boy I hope he can fill the charisma void left by Spencer Abraham." -- David Letterman

“Adam Sandler has a terrific movie out called ‘Spanglish,’ where he hires a housekeeper who can't speak English, and this causes a lot of problems. No, that's Bernard Kerik, the Homeland Security guy. I'm sorry.” -- Jay Leno

Disturbing News


"In the history of Iraq, a dark and painful era is over.  All Iraqis can now come together and build a new Iraq," declared President George W. Bush after Saddam Hussein was captured over a year ago.

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"Oh, really? I think I did a helluva job.... I'll admit I misled people about my personal life. And I have even apologized for it, but I never misled the people about policy, and I certainly never misled the people about going to war." – Bill Clinton responding to a heckler

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Odd News

Simone Clarke, who plays the Sugar Plum Fairy in The Nutcracker, adjusts her ballet shoe ribbons as she stands beside a guard at Buckingham Palace in London before a party held by Britain's Duke of York for the ballet's cast on Dec. 14, 2004. (Photo by Ben Gurr/The Times)