Monday edition - November 16, 2009




Carrie Prejean: The Bible Allows Breast Implants
Air America - ‎Nov 13, 2009‎
... Carrie Prejean spoke to Christianity Today about her breast implants, why she's not homophobic, and what it means to be a Christian beauty queen.


Sarah Palin Says She Isn't Responsible for the gop's Loss
ABC News - 11-16-09
By EMILY FRIEDMAN On the eve of the release of her new book, Sarah Palin reiterated in an interview with Oprah Winfrey that she's not to blame for the Republican Party's loss in the 2008 presidential election

Liz Cheney suggests Cheney/Palin ticket in 2012
Raw Story - 11-16-09
During a discussion about replacing President Barack Obama, former Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter Liz suggested that her dad might


"On Monday, Oprah Winfrey and Sarah Palin will sit down and they're going to talk for an entire hour. And I was thinking, too bad John McCain didn't do that with her before he chose her as his running mate." –David Letterman



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Food Fraud


A Kuwaiti company has been charged with conspiring to defraud the U.S. in connection with multibillion-dollar contracts to feed American troops in Iraq, Kuwait and Jordan.


"President Obama is traveling to Asia this week. He'll be making a trip to China. While he's there, Obama plans to visit the Forbidden City, the Great Wall, and America's money." –Conan O'Brien




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Disturbing News


"Last night, on 'Larry King Live' ... former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, refused to talk about her sex tape. She got angry for Larry asking what she called, 'inappropriate questions.' Yeah, apparently Larry kept asking, 'Do you want to see my sex tape?'" –Conan O'Brien



Republican-Shenanigans News


Palin to Oprah: We’d Love to ‘Serve’ Levi at Thanksgiving

By Don Davis





"Big news, Lou Dobbs announced on his show last night that he was leaving CNN. No word on where Dobbs is going to go next, but I think we can all rule out Telemundo." –Jimmy Fallon


Lou Dobbs and Jon Stewart


Just a few days ago, Jon Stewart said "buena suerte, mi amigo" to Lou Dobbs' show on CNN. But on Wednesday, Stewart will say "bienvenidos" to the man himself when Dobbs stops by "The Daily Show" as Stewart's guest.


Rock-The-Voter News



Obama Convinces Chinese Leaders They Have Nothing to Fear From ‘Twitter’

By Don Davis




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Biz-Tech News

Holding Up Healthcare


"This will be on the floor for quite a long time," Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell told "Fox News Sunday" ahead of possible action this week on a ...




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Double Birdie


Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams apologized Monday for making an obscene hand gesture while celebrating his teams' 41-17 win over Buffalo.

WTVF-TV reported Adams flipped the middle finger on both hands from his luxury suite. The Tennessean newspaper reported Adams also was seen making the gesture again on the field after the game.




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This photo taken Nov. 4, 2009 shows a bacon-wrapped roasted turkey. For anyone looking for a truly indulgent bird for their Thanksgiving feast this bacon-wrapped roasted turkey easily fits the bill. The bacon wrap keeps the bird moist while making the skin nice and crispy.
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