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May 4, 2011 - Wednesday



Right-Wing Media Embrace Latest Anti-Obama Conspiracy Theory: Bin Laden
Might Not Be Dead

Media Matters - May 03, 2011 12:54 pm ET
Led by Fox's Andrew Napolitano, right-wing media figures have embraced yet another conspiracy theory aimed at attacking President Obama: that Osama bin Laden might not be dead. Right-wing media have previously promoted the false conspiracy theory that Obama was not born in United States and the myth that Obama is a Muslim.




Finally, Fox is looking as foolish as Donald Trump. Maybe their ratings will drop as Trump's did?



"The news of bin Laden's death interrupted this week's episode of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' Which begs the question, how do we kill bin Laden again next Sunday?" –Conan O'Brien





Well, we got Osama bin Laden, the #1 threat to Democracy. Now time to turn to the next greatest menace: Antonin Scalia. - Will Durst




America's Greatest Secret Private Army, Hitler would be jealous if he was alive to see it



 Former Bush appointed  U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft is joining the security firm once known as Blackwater.

The company has been trying to rehabilitate its image since a 2007 shooting in Baghdad that killed 17 people, outraged the Iraqi government and led to federal charges against several Blackwater guards.
Those accusations were thrown out after a judge found prosecutors mishandled evidence, but the case was resurrected last month by a federal appeals court.



"Quite a weekend! Did you folks enjoy Osama bin Laden's season finale? At least he lived long enough to see the Royal Wedding." –David Letterman



Thanks to TJ for the graphic


"President Obama announced that Osama bin Laden has been killed in Pakistan. That's right, bin Laden is dead — just like the Republicans' chances in 2012." –Jimmy Fallon



Bush #43 turns down Obama invite to Ground Zero

Former prez is too busy honing his ball

spinning skills to attend.

WASHINGTON (CNN) – Call it a rejection, a slight, or just a polite 'no thanks,' but former President George W. Bush will not be appearing alongside his successor, President Barack Obama, at an appearance at Ground Zero Thursday marking the death of Osama bin Laden...








"At the royal wedding, Kate Middleton wore a dress designed by Sarah Burton and Prince William wore something from the Sgt. Pepper collection." –Jay Leno





"Osama bin Laden's death has been in the news all day. Leftish stations are going, 'President Obama saves the world.' Stations on the right are going, 'Obama kills fellow Muslim.'" –Craig Ferguson



Conservative Cartoonists Slam Obama Over Osama Credit

After the announcement late Sunday night by President Obama that we finally found and killed Osama bin Laden, people poured out into the streets to celebrate. Even the most die-hard partisans, like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, gave credit to Obama and his administration, calling his actions a “gutsy move.”...But a couple of our more conservative cartoonists decided not to go the save route,



“”I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea&really don’t care. It's not that important. It's not our priority.” – G.W. Bush, 3/13/02




With no rope to save him, Dean Potter scales a route on Glacier Point called Heaven.
(Mikey Schaefer/National Geographic)



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