Wednesday edition - May 13, 2009



Excuses, Excuses: Carrie California Blames God, World War II, and The Wind

Gawker- 5-13-09

A (Free!) speech about feelings and beliefs and freedoms and her grampa who fought in World War II and God's divine countenance and His divine winds that blew open her shirt during a photoshoot, exposing her breast...


Dethroned Miss Nevada Peeved by Miss California "Double Standard"
E! Online - ‎5-13-09
There once was a beauty queen who took naughty pictures and, some years later, did not get to keep her crown. Despite the magnanimity shown to Miss

Miss California Vows to Use Her Naked Breasts for Good
Andy Borowitz (satire)- ‎5-12-09
Just moments after being told she could retain her beauty pageant crown, Miss California Carrie Prejean renewed her commitment to her mission


I'm not sure which I find more religious about Carrie Prejean, her wearing a gold cross around her neck while soft porn modeling or God telling her to hold her own on "opposite" marriage? Decisions, decisions.



"And California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to legalize marijuana. Good slogan he has — 'Yes, we cannabis.'" --Jay Leno


The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


Father: Army 'broke' soldier accused of killing 5


Sgt. Russell, who is facing charges of murder and aggravated assault, was about six weeks from the end of his third tour of duty in Iraq, his father said. Wilburn Russell said his son e-mailed his wife in Germany early this month, telling her officers threatened him during what he called the two worst days of his life.



Disturbing News

Pat Tillman's Parents Speak


The parents of slain Army Ranger and NFL star Pat Tillman voiced concerns Tuesday that the general who played a role in mischaracterizing his death could be put in charge of military operations in Afghanistan.

In a brief interview with The Associated Press, Pat Tillman Sr. accused Lt. Gen. Stanley McChrystal of covering up the circumstances of the 2004 slaying.



"And the National Institute of Health is paying researchers $400,000 to cruise bars in Argentina to try and figure out why gay men engage in risky sexual behavior while drunk. You know, I got a better idea. How about finding out why politicians like John Edwards engage in risky sexual behavior while sober?" --Jay Leno



Republican-Shenanigans News


Hmmm, Is This Off The Table, Ms. Pelosi?


 A source close to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi now confirms that Pelosi was told in February 2003 by her intelligence aide, Michael Sheehy, that waterboarding was actually used on CIA detainee Abu Zubaydah.


Which Veep Talks Too Much?
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Dick, thanks for talking non-stop
And for ruining the GOP’s op
To convince normal folks
That they aren’t all jokes.
Keep ensuring their “rebrand” will flop.



More Uncounted Ballots


One out of every four ballots requested by military personnel and other Americans living overseas for the 2008 election may have gone uncounted, according to findings being released at a Senate hearing Wednesday.


Rock-The-Voter News



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Subject: Health care reform



I don't know if you are following the Senate Finance Committee "hearings" in health care (I do know you don't have health care!)

In any event at last weeks Senate Finance Committee hearing the dork in charge from Montana, who if you check has been getting big bucks for his campaigns from insurance folks, did not let any single payer folks talk.

The big money wants no change from for profit insurance company taking at least 30% of the money right off the top.

As an aside you did know that AARP makes its money from a cut of the insurance it sells, not from the tiny membership fee they charge. So don't look for change from AARP.

In fact he had all of them tossed out of the hearing room. And laughed about it. So did the other bought off Senators! Enough!!!

Here's the one from The Pen:
Here are 2 more different petitions I signed today:

The first  listing, if you go to it, is a web page showing the Finance committee chair tossing out those who do not agree with him. Then there is a form to fill in sending a message of your choice to one or all members of the Finance Committee as well as OB.

Very interesting is near the bottom of the form is a "look at last 25 responses".. take a look at that. Folks are real pointed with their comments.

The next Senate Finance Committee hearing is May 13th, and I believe it is a "closed door session"...

Perhaps you could put in rock the voters section a link to the peaceteam net web site.


Dennis in CO....I am so old I own stuff made in the USA





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Biz-Tech News

Genetic Defect Speaks


Liz Cheney is picking up where her father left off when it comes to taking aim at the Obama administration, saying Tuesday the new commander-in-chief appears to be siding with terrorists.




"Did you see the president and the vice president go out to lunch at that greasy spoon? Apparently, these guys got hungry -- I think they were stoned -- they jumped in their limos, they drove to Virginia, picking up Harold and Kumar along the way. I love Joe Biden, but he is a little gaffe-prone, because he went up to the counter and said, a burger for me, and fried chicken for my friend here." --Bill Maher

What A Novel Idea. Holding People Responsible


An 89-year-old deported from the US is fit to stay in jail as he awaits charges he helped herd thousands of Jews into the gas chambers, the German prison holding him said Wednesday.

"Our prison doctors have determined he is fit to remain in custody," a spokeswoman for the Stadelheim jail in the southern city of Munich told AFP, a day after John Demjanjuk, a former Nazi death camp guard, arrived in Germany.


Subject: War criminals


Hey Lisa,

The Jews are still hunting down and prosecuting WW11 criminals 60+ years after the fact, so why cannot we get some justice for American war criminals??? Sweeping it all under the rug just doesn't cut it!



I agree. If we can't turn the page on an 89-year-old man who may have committed war crimes 65 years ago, why can we turn the page on war crimes that happened fewer than five years ago?


Attorney General Holder should appoint a special prosecutor. And House Speaker Pelosi should investigate who knew what, when, herself included.


Why is there any hesitation whatsoever?


Bush-Prison-Torture News


Go-F**k-Yourself News


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Odd News

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A pilot walks with a pet dog after stepping off a Pet Airways flight. Move over Jet Set -- here comes the Pet Set, as Pet Airways prepares to launch the first pet-only airline specifically designed for the safe and comfortable transportation of pets, with the first pet flights scheduled for July 14, 2009.
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