TGIF/Weekend Edition - July 21-23, 2006

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Bush talk fails to win over NAACP |
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Govt defends Pakistan
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Iraq: Turkey Threatens Military Incursion |
I think America needs a good stiff drink before they can watch anymore antics by Bush.
Click here for the photo of President SlapHappy
Last-ditch effort: Bush re-installs Saddam as leader of Iraq. -- Grant Gerver

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
A look at
US military deaths in Iraq
Increased security can't curb attacks in Iraq Houston Chronicle
Marine's lawyers denied Iraq visit Seattle Post Intelligencer
In a 5,000-Word Letter, Hussein Blames Bush, Iran and Israel ...
Marines Return to Beirut to Aid US Evacuation New York Times
Lebanon warns army could join Hezbollah fighters ABC Online, Australia
Latest Lebanon-Israel developments Houston Chronicle
By a vote of 236 to 187, the House failed to pass a ban on gay marriage. Hey, after Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen, Ritchie Sambora, Heather Locklear, Christie Brinkley and now Carmen Electra... How about a ban on celebrity marriages? Why don't we put an end to those!
-- Jay Leno
CIA Leaker Update
Federal officials are immune to most suits for actions that are within their duties-- and a G.O.P. lawyer says Cheney, Rove and Libby were "government employees simply engaged in rebutting allegations." But
constitutional expert Erwin Chemerinsky, who's on the Plame-Wilson legal team, is confident: "The evidence is clear that the defendants abused their power."

“People still talking about President Bush's use a four- letter word at the G-8 summit. Ooh. Is that a big deal, President Bush using a four-letter word? Now, if President Bush used a four- syllable word…” -
- Jay Leno
Disturbing News
Tropical Storm Beryl sweeps into region Boston Globe
More Of Big Dig Shut Down

"You never slapped me, George." - Colinsta Powell
Dublin: We Don't Like Your Brother Either
Anti-war campaigners are planning to mount a
protest in Dublin today as the brother of US President George W Bush gives
a speech to American businesspeople in Ireland.
Florida Governor Jeb Bush has been invited to address a private lunch at
the Conrad Hotel
arranged by the American Chamber of Commerce.
MAKE WAR, NOT CURE: BUSH TO SEND EMBRYOS TO IRAQ

Funny thing is that no matter how many illegal aliens do construction jobs, the price of houses keeps going up. -- Zing!
Republican Shenanigans
As Reed concedes, Republicans feel Abramoff ties U.S. News & World Report, DC
DeLay PAC Draws a Fine and Agrees to Shut Down New York Times
Tenn. Republican Gives Campaign $1.7M Washington Post
Republican candidate was sued over gambling debts Stamford Advocate
GOP chief blocks Harris vote Sarasota Herald-Tribune, FL
Campaign treasurer pleads guilty to federal charge Bizjournals.com, NC
"I am so glad," an audience member quotes him saying, "that I didn't work in his [Clinton] administration." - Karl Rove
What's FEMA Hiding Now?
Residents of trailer parks set up by the
Federal Emergency Management Agency to house hurricane victims in
Louisiana aren't allowed to talk to the press without an official escort,
The (Baton Rouge) Advocate reported.
In one instance, a security guard ordered an Advocate reporter out of a
trailer during an interview in Morgan City.
Similar
FEMA rules were enforced in Davant, in Plaquemines Parish.
Spirit Airlines Seems to Think Jeb Bush is Going to Run in 2008
Actual Ad on their website - Isn't It Illegal to give free advertising to a politician?

Rock-The-Voter News
Happy that al-Zarqawi is dead? Turns
out, so is al-Qaida. The smart money says Bin Laden ratted him out so one of his
own could take over. This does not count as an improvement. -
Ron Reagan

Subject: Bush Odd Behavior
gee, i really have to wonder why bush didn't speak to the press. maybe because he made a complete ass of himself. what an embarrassment to the US. bush acted like he was seriously on something, like maybe say alcohol or as has been rumored, heavy antidepressants. God help us all.
Something is wrong with the man -- alcohol or drugs could explain his behavior. But wonder if he's stone cold sober? That's even more frightening.
Promoting Another Failure
William Haynes has done so much harm to the
rule of law that it would be ludicrous to make him a ruler on the law.
Yet President Bush has nominated the Pentagon's chief counsel to the 4th
Circuit Court of Appeals, one notch below the Supreme Court.
As Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld's top lawyer, Mr. Haynes helped to
craft policies that
allowed the use of dogs on prisoners at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

"George only slapped me once -- when I reached for his pretzels." -- Donna Rumsfeld
Biz-Tech News
Oil Prices Drop on Fed Chair's Comments Houston Chronicle
American President of Yukos Oil Quits, Saying He Can’t Halt Its ... New York Times
Big profit at Google yet again
UK Child Porn Down 50 Per Cent Life Style Extra, UK
"Big day today. Our boy George has become a man. George W. Bush has finally lost his veto virginity. He gave it to stem cell research good. The president wanted to make the first time special -- and I'm not condoning this -- he did it in front of a bunch of kids." --Stephen Colbert

"I slap best after a couple of long necks." -- Georgia Bush
Great Impersonation of Bush from YouTube
Only A Little Bit of Tribunals, Please?
Top White House officials took a harder line yesterday on a new system to try terrorism suspects, telling Republican senators that President Bush will soon formally propose a tribunal structure with only minor changes from the military commissions that were ruled unconstitutional last month.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Abu Ghraib rewarded International Herald Tribune, France
Khadr fired US lawyers, Guantanamo letter says Globe and Mail, Canada

George Bush Is A F*ck Up - YouTube
US Mail I received - no return address
Thanks for your bravery. I wouldn't be surprised if the FBI was watching you. Seems like dissent isn't tolerated now-a-days. ($12 cash enclosed)
Thank you for your support!
I read your mail to my Southern Sage and she responded, "Hell, Lisa, if the FBI is watching you, they know you have a hell of lot more to worry about than them watching you." So true. God, I just love her - she always sees the forest through the trees.
I don't feel brave at all, I feel as though I am using my freedom of speech before it's taken away. But thank you for the compliment!

"I wanted to slap my brother Billy a few times. " -- Jamie Carter
How Does He Find the Time To Do His Job?
Dick Cheney. He's in bigger demand than ever, hosting more political rallies and fundraisers--80 so far--for GOP candidates this year than in the last midterm election in 2002.
Go-F*ck-Yourself News

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Odd News
Inmate opts for electric chair after 'spooked' by injection Chicago Sun-Times
Doggie hotel opens -- 23 dollars a night, television optional AFP

Pinky and Perky two four week old miniature piglets cool off at Pennywell Farm and Wildlife centre near Buckfastleigh, south western England Wednesday July 19, 2006 in this photo provided by the centre. The piglets were keeping cool with a huge lolly packed with carrots and other vegetables. 'The recent heat wave has been exhausting for everyone and animals are no exception,' said Catherine Tozer, assistant manager of the farm. 'All the animals have been struggling with the heat so we have just tried to do everything we can to make them more comfortable. 'After the initial shock and a bit of investigation, the ice lollies went down a real treat,' she said. (Photo/Pennywell Farm and Wildlife Centre, Catherine Tozer)
Peace.